Living next door to Shonky:

• To make it look like we didn't actually design your whole site, you may want to link to a page saying what you actually got off us, rather than link straight back to us.

• Here's a collection of pretty buttons that you can use to link back. These are self explanatory and probably give people a clue that we didn't actually build your site.

• Eventually, the link should point back to http://www.shonky.systems/ or, if it is Caymans related, possibly http://shon.ky/

• You could tell us you linked to us. It's always fun to be recognised.

• For every $100,000,000 (US) of business that you bring to Shonky Internet, we will pay you two cents. This will be paid into your account when your total reaches $10,000 or when Hell freezes over, whichever comes first.

• Shonky Internet bears no responsibility at all, for anything, ever.