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| 248.1 | | CSLALL::HENDERSON | Is that wicked wind still blowin'? | Mon Mar 23 1992 14:55 | 12 |
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I know there's an ocean just east of here :^)
Jum
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| 248.2 | Spear chucking in America... | SPICE::PECKAR | Shadow skiing the apocalypse | Mon Mar 23 1992 14:56 | 20 |
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The Spearpro 3600 is a good one, good action, excellent accuracy, but
some owners have complained of brittleness in the recock spindle, which could
cause breakage during mission critical moments. Rod, Reel and Javilin Pro
magazine reccomends replacing the whole spindle assembly with a pencil
sharpener.
The Ribco Harpmiester is just plain inferior in both workmanship and
construction material. A nice starter for the kiddies, though.
The Spinerator Excaliber is a lot of money to throw away at a Mother of
pearl inlaid spear chucker. Well balanced, though.
All in all, you'll never be happy until you make one yourself.
Spearmaking Made Simple, A 485 page guide with 689 illustrations can be of
great assistance. Send $14.95 to Artificial Recreations P.O. box 555, St Loius
Mo. 58276
I suppose you probably carve one outta a sappling, too, but really,
this is the ninties...
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| 248.3 | :^) | JUNCO::DWEST | Dont Overlook Something Extraordinary | Mon Mar 23 1992 15:22 | 16 |
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i have a hard time thinking of this as sport... it will not really
be fair and sporting until the fish have a means of fighting back...
so in response to this situation, i have developed a a new device...
easily operated by even the most shallow dwelling guppy, it very much
resembles a rod and reel... the principle is simple... the fish runs
a hook through a cheesburger and bribes a turtle to drag it up onto the
beach... when an unsuspecting human comes by and eats the cheesburger,
the guppy activates a hydro-powered (of course) reel and drags the
human kicking and screaming to a watery grave when it is ripped apart
and feasted upon by a number of marine animals and crustaceans...
only costs a few clams... but the fish aren't biting... yet...
da ve
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| 248.4 | | CSLALL::HENDERSON | Is that wicked wind still blowin'? | Mon Mar 23 1992 15:26 | 20 |
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RE: <<< Note 248.3 by JUNCO::DWEST "Dont Overlook Something Extraordinary" >>>
-< :^) >-
> only costs a few clams... but the fish aren't biting... yet...
Wouldn't be trying to hook us into a few puns with that line, now would you
da ve?
:^)
Jum
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| 248.5 | :^) | JUNCO::DWEST | Dont Overlook Something Extraordinary | Mon Mar 23 1992 16:40 | 7 |
| moi????? (he asked, feigning innocense and surprise at such an
outlandish suggestion???)
let's just say i've been waiting with baited breathe to see what would
happen...
da ve
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| 248.6 | | CSLALL::HENDERSON | Is that wicked wind still blowin'? | Mon Mar 23 1992 16:49 | 10 |
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Well, I'm afraid you won't CATCH me in your trap this time, da ve :^)..I'm
reel busy.
Jum
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| 248.7 | Julie loves to fish too | SLOHAN::FIELDS | Its sad,so sad 'cus the Circus Left Town | Mon Mar 23 1992 16:58 | 7 |
| I like to fish but throw them back (Bring a camera and say smile you
little fishy you ) ....I always thought if I was snaged off the
street how sad my Mom & Dad would be....I also use the least
damaging hook, it comes out without ripping the fishies' mouth up,
unles the sucker took it all the way in.....not much you can do there.
Chris
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| 248.8 | Hook line and sinker... | AIMHI::KELLER | I'm P.U. Politically Uncorrect | Tue Mar 24 1992 10:16 | 5 |
| Oh Cod, Would you guys quit floundering around with this line of puns. You're
giving me quite a haddock, even though I know you're doing it just for the
halibut.
Geoff:-)
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| 248.9 | | DECWET::HAMBY | | Tue Mar 24 1992 13:32 | 7 |
| Would it be a gaff(e) to admit to getting green around the gills? I
mean, the creel is full of puns and I've never known one that smelt so
badly. My bas(s)ic instincts tell me it's time to cast about for a new
perch. The lure of trying to tip the scales would be my sole reason not
to run, but some schools would see that as carping.
John
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| 248.10 | Help on the way,... NOT? | STAR::SALKEWICZ | It missed... therefore, I am | Tue Mar 24 1992 14:34 | 6 |
| Phyllis,... do something!
:-0
/
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| 248.11 | | CSLALL::HENDERSON | Is that wicked wind still blowin'? | Tue Mar 24 1992 15:31 | 17 |
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RE: <<< Note 248.10 by STAR::SALKEWICZ "It missed... therefore, I am " >>>
-< Help on the way,... NOT? >-
> Phyllis,... do something!
I think she's staying outta this one on porpoise :^)
Jum
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| 248.12 | fish puns-r-us! | JUNCO::DWEST | Dont Overlook Something Extraordinary | Tue Mar 24 1992 16:41 | 7 |
| hey now John Hamby!!!!
after .9, i must tip my pun-chapeau to you sir! i am most impressed!
:^) :^) :^)
da ve
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| 248.13 | | DECWET::HAMBY | | Tue Mar 24 1992 18:04 | 6 |
| Re: .12.
Well, gosh. I never expected to receive an accolade from a pundit such
as da ve.
John
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| 248.14 | firmll on the fence overe here | STAR::SALKEWICZ | It missed... therefore, I am | Tue Mar 24 1992 18:14 | 15 |
| yeah,. the pun density in .9 is what inspried me to call on the big
guns,.. er Phyllis to put an end to it,..
I mean .. on the punning scalem,.. I reun somewhere near the middle.
One day I'm in here punning with the best of 'em,,. and another
day I'm over in the corner puking with Phyllis...
but .9 was like "dense* man....
:-0
:-)
/
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| 248.15 | ignore the 1 | CX3PT1::REDWNG::SMITH | | Tue Mar 24 1992 22:00 | 11 |
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Re:7
Hey now Chris1 One to do less damage is to bend the barb down, it
makes catching little fishes even harder.
divide dave
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| 248.16 | Catch Kill Eat | MILKWY::SLOMSKI | | Wed Mar 25 1992 08:48 | 3 |
| Not interested in catching for 'sport'
Catch, Kill, Eat
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| 248.17 | | TERAPN::PHYLLIS | fly through the night | Thu Mar 26 1992 10:07 | 9 |
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Sorry /, I was up north yesterday and missed this note. Maybe next
time you could send me some warning in email so I'll know to page over
it when I get back?? PLEASE??
I know there's gotta be a way for this smart little machine to set them
hidden for me.. just haven't figured out how yet. ;-)
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| 248.18 | Speaking of spears... | SPICE::PECKAR | Shadow skiing the apocalypse | Wed Apr 08 1992 15:19 | 14 |
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Just finished an innerstin' book called "War of the Newts", written in
1936 by a Czsecheslovokian dude whose name I can't pronounce. Vonnegut-esque
black humor/sci-fi about a race of ocean-dwelling salamanders who can walk and
talk on land and that are exploited and screwed over by the humans until
finally they revolt; humans gave them spears ostensibly as aid in helping them
ward off sharks. Real timely, actually, given how little the world has learned
about the lessons of the twenties and thirties like rampant capitalism (Stock
market crash), over induldant new media (remember newclips?), racism (rise of
hitler), and other malaises of the times such as poor education.
Really, how far has society progressed since those dark years of our history?
Besides, being funny and entertaining, This book reminded me of what we are not
now...
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| 248.19 | my probing analysis ;^) | AWARD::CLARK | I'm still alive | Wed Apr 08 1992 16:07 | 1 |
| People don't change much.
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| 248.20 | | CXDOCS::BARNES | | Wed Apr 08 1992 16:13 | 1 |
| re .18 Cool! I love salamanders!
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| 248.21 | | SPOCK::IRONS | | Mon Apr 13 1992 09:24 | 3 |
| "The two yewts." "What's a yewt?"
dave
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| 248.22 | | CXDOCS::BARNES | | Mon Apr 13 1992 10:46 | 1 |
| a sorta dislexix, confused newt....
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