|  |     cj,
    
    If it was a few years ago, It's probably in FELINE_V1.  Same node name
    as this, but the conference name is FELINE_V1.
    
    Hope you find it!  If you do, why not post it here?
    
    
    Holly
    
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|  |     well, there are two possibilities. you can extract note 3.1 for a
    directory listing of the old file, and 3.last of the current file
    and look for a title of what might be what you are looking. The SEARCH
    command would be useful in looking through it foe words like "humor,
    funny, etc).
    
    An alternative would be if you remember a phrase in the note to use the
    NOTES SEARCH command for the phrase. 
    
    I also suspect that what the author of th base note is looking for is
    in the archived file.
    
    Deb
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|  |     
    Thanks for all your help.  I found it!  Course I found lots of other
    interesting stuff that I had put about my babies years ago, other
    friends and their stories, etc.  It will be fun to re-read them.
    
    It was note 1572.  I will post it next.  Its a list of do's and don't
    for kitties.  
    
    cj
    
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Note 1572.0                     'KITTY ETIQUETTE"                      4 replies
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		          "KITTY ETIQUETTE"
     
     
     A LIST OF DO'S AND DON'TS:
     
     1.  If you have to throw up, quickly get into a chair or onto the 
         couch.  If you cannot manage this in time, get on an oriental 
         rug.  Lacking an oriental, shag is good.  
     
     2.  Guests -- about them.  When walking on the table amongst the dishes
         after dinner, be prepared to look surprised and hurt when chided.
	 The idea is to convey "but you let me do it when there's no
	 company!"  
     
         Quickly determine which guest hates cats.  Sit on his/her lap during 
         the evening -- they won't dare push you off and will probably call 
         you "nice kitty."  If you can arrange to have fish breath, so 
         much the better.  
     
         For lap-sitting or trouser leg-rubbing, select colors which 
         contrast with your own 
         ie: for Siamese-color cats -- black wool is always best.  
     
         Always accompany guest to bathroom.  It is not necessary to do 
         anything, just sit and stare.  
     
         For guests who say "I just love kitties", be ready with (a) aloof
	 distain, (b) claws applied to stockings, and/or (c) quick, sharp
	 nip on the ankles.
     
     3.  Doors -- about them.  Do not allow closed doors in any room.  To 
         get one open, stand on hind legs and hammer with paws.  Once the 
         door is opened it is not necessary to use it, you can change
         your mind.  When you have ordered the outdoor door opened, stand 
         half in and half out and think about several things.  This is 
         particularly important during very cold weather and in mosquito 
         season.  Don't worry -- they will not close the door on you.  
         Avoid swinging doors.
     
     4.  Hampering.  If one of them is busy and the other is idle, sit 
         with the busy one.  The main rules of hampering are: (a) For
	 book readers, get in close under the chin (unless, of course,
	 you can lie across the book itself).  (b) For people knitting,
	 curl up quietly in the lap and pretend to doze.  When the
	 knitter's guard is relaxed, reach out and sharply slap the
	 knitting needles.  This causes what the knitters call a "dropped
	 stitch".  She will try to distract you -- ignore it.  (c)  For
	 people doing paper work, sit on the paper being worked on.
	 After being removed for the second time, push anything movable
	 off the table -- pens, pencils, stamps -- one at a time.
     
     5.  Sleep habits.  Get enough sleep during the daytime so you are 
         fresh for playing "catch mousey on the hill" on the bed between
         2 and 4 am.
     
    
                                               
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