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| 356.1 | IS HE DEAD? | REPAIR::SMALL | | Mon Feb 27 1989 13:27 | 2 |
| If he isn't buried, he's probably green by now...!!!.
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| 356.2 | my dear elvis | BREW11::WICKETT | | Mon Feb 27 1989 13:38 | 10 |
| When i lived in Memphis i met Elvis Presley a few times
And after a bit we started going steady.This was back in
about 1975 and i now have a 14 year old gorilla which looks
just like Elvis. I am at this very moment going through a
court case to prove Elvis was the father and when they dug
him up to do some carbon dating i was proved right and am
being fined $100,000 for sleeping with a jam doughnut.
p.s Only joking Elvis was ok R.I.P
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| 356.3 | money for old rope. | VANISH::CROOKSTON | Don't throw the 'R' away !!! | Mon Feb 27 1989 18:50 | 16 |
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I saw, probably the same woman, on some programme a month or so
back. I must admit she did make it sound very convincing but then
again don't do most con people.
It all makes for very interesting/curious TV/reading but I would
be VERY VERY surprised if this woman was telling the truth (he says
reserving the right to be just 1% doubtful about his own convictions
and managing to feel silly about having this 1% doubt.)
This woman has/is probably making quite a bit of money out of all
this.................yes, and I was telling you about the time John
Lennon and myself went to last years FA cup final.............
Cheers
Tc
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| 356.4 | Relocated note | 43975::EDMUNDS | But I haven't got an fm2r... | Thu Mar 02 1989 08:29 | 11 |
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Note xxx Introduction 1 of 1
RAINBW::SERGI 6 lines 2-MAR-1989 04:12
-< ELVIS SAVES >-
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ELVIS IS EVERYWERE...
I HERD THE SUNSSESSIONS CD THAT WAS RELEASED IN 88 AND IF YOU WANT
TO HERE EARLY ELVIS , THIS CD CAPTURES HIM AT A TIME BEFORE HE BECAME
POPULAR. UNREFINED AND FULL OF ENARGY ELVIS IS VERY INFLUENTATAIL
,A MUST FOR ELVIS FANS!! (LIKE MY SPELLING)TOM
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| 356.5 | Aha! Elvis Orbison | SUBURB::TANNERM | The Grand Wazoo | Thu Mar 02 1989 13:26 | 11 |
| I must confess that I am also of the opinion that this a load of
old......
For someone who was so involved in the music industry, if he had
staged his death, surely by now the recording itch would have got
to him, and something would have been heard by now, even if it was
producing records.
TGW. (another sceptic)
PS I saw Glen Miller the other day.....
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| 356.6 | Lucky! | KERNEL::COHEN | Keep Music Live | Thu Mar 02 1989 14:05 | 5 |
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Naaaahh, Lord Lucan's the main man :-)
David.
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| 356.7 | SING SOMETHING COMPLICATED | CHEFS::TARRINGG | | Fri Mar 03 1989 00:19 | 4 |
| Wasnt ELVIS an FBI agent or something like that perhaps he had
a sex change and today lives under the name of MADONNA! Or maybe
BOY GEORGE.
GUY
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| 356.8 | flying pig warning | CHEFS::IMMSA | Is there life after breakfast? | Wed Mar 15 1989 12:26 | 10 |
| Well I saw an album the other day by someone called Elvis Hitler.
Now this must mean that Hitler never topped himself because if he
had he would never have heard of the christian name Elvis and would
not have adopted it for himself.
Hang on .....there's two guys in white coats here who want me to
go for a ride with them..........
andy
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| 356.9 | Open your minds..... | AYOV28::MDONNELLY | turn that jungle music down | Wed Mar 15 1989 13:04 | 24 |
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Now I could be jumping to conclusions here, but I get the distinct
impression you guys are not taking my base note very seriously.
Ask yourself these questions:-
Has any one of you ever clapped eyes on the death certificate?
Frankie Vaughan hasn't had a hit single since 1968 but do we assume
he's dead?
Precilla (can't_spell_that_damn_middle_name) Presley doesn't look much
like the 'distraught widow' to me when she appears in Dallas.
No psychic medium has ever reported 'making contact' with Presley
- don't you find that a little strange?
I sense an elaborate conspiracy.
Mark my words.
Michael
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| 356.10 | | YIPPEE::BUXTON | Steve Buxton - EAITG Valbonne | Wed Mar 15 1989 17:00 | 20 |
| RE : .-1
>> Precilla (can't_spell_that_damn_middle_name) Presley doesn't
>> look much like the 'distraught widow' to me when she appears in Dallas.
Well that's hardly surprising since she ran off with their karate
instructor years before the alleged death
>> No psychic medium has ever reported 'making contact' with Presley
>> - don't you find that a little strange?
Not true - according to The Sun, Doris Stokes contacted him just
after he, and before she, died. (Or at least, so I was told by someone
who reads the Sun, not a friend of mine you understand ...)
- Steve B.
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| 356.11 | | CHEFS::DALLISON | a slip of the tongue | Tue Mar 21 1989 16:36 | 11 |
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Its just a load of hyped up media crap. Do you really take the
rubbish in the papers seriously ??
Did you read the story about Elvis was said to have been seen in
London somewhere busking with a guitar - he was supposedly raising
money to do up Gracelands !! hahahahaha!!
Let the guy lay in piece with what little dignity he has left.
-Tony
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| 356.12 | Sounds like the "Sunday Spurt" to me, and a fine paper it is too !! | MUNEDU::LACEY | Annoint my head..Anointy nointy | Tue Mar 21 1989 17:39 | 1 |
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| 356.13 | ..a piece of what, Tony? | AYOV28::MDONNELLY | party animals you make me mad | Wed Mar 22 1989 12:34 | 3 |
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| 356.14 | Whats the big deal? | MAGS::ELVIS | The King | Tue May 09 1989 21:58 | 9 |
| I assure all of you I am alive and doing fine. Just because I now work
at DEC doesn't mean I'm dead. You're a very nice audience, good night.
Elvis
Heartbreak Hotel
(mail code HBH)
8^)
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| 356.15 | :-) | IBMXT::PARKER | Col Tom | Wed May 10 1989 17:10 | 9 |
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Elvis has left the building.
Good night.
P.S. If you like velvet, you will love graceland. Stop by and see us
ya hear?
Col. Tom Parker (ret)
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| 356.16 | ex | WELMTS::GREENB | Kim and Bob, joint MBNITC | Thu May 11 1989 11:09 | 7 |
| >> Elvis has left the building.
Probably to fly a B52 to the moon.......
Bob, Sunday Sport reader.
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| 356.17 | | AYOV28::MDONNELLY | I'm the guy on the wall | Thu May 11 1989 12:51 | 8 |
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...or to try on his new Adolf Hitler costume?
Michael, who's seen the Sunday Sport but would never actually buy
it.
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| 356.18 | Sunday Sport, not me guv. | 45306::SAXBY | Trailing Edge Technology | Thu May 11 1989 13:02 | 6 |
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Re -1
No-one does do they! :^)
Mark
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| 356.19 | I wouldn't give a penny to those &^*(^&*%&%$&^s | WELMTS::GREENB | Kim and Bob, joint MBNITC | Thu May 11 1989 15:20 | 3 |
| Least of all me!!
Bob
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| 356.20 | He's not dead, he's been remastered | COGMK::KUHN | Schnauzering | Thu May 11 1989 22:27 | 4 |
| Elvis is dead, but lives in us all -- at least since his stuff has
come out on CD's.
Jay
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| 356.21 | not another virus | MARVIN::MACHIN | | Tue May 16 1989 11:38 | 3 |
| If he lives in me, I'm off to get some antibiotics.
Richard.
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| 356.22 | Where was Elvis BORN . | CHEFS::HARRISR | British Rail regrets to inform you | Mon Jan 29 1990 16:10 | 16 |
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Does anyone know where Elvis was born ?
Was it
A: Atlanta
B: Nashville
C: Tupelo
D: Memphis
Thanks for your help !!!
Rich
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| 356.23 | | HYEND::SCHILTON | When they said sit down,I stood up | Mon Jan 29 1990 17:20 | 1 |
| It was actually East Tupelo, Mississippi
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| 356.24 | :-) | CHEFS::HARRISR | British Rail regrets to inform you | Mon Jan 29 1990 17:22 | 9 |
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Re: .23
Thanks for your help !!
Rich
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| 356.25 | The greatest ! | KIRKTN::JJACK | Elv The Pelv | Fri Jul 30 1993 01:57 | 26 |
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I know it's been over three years since the previous entry, but here
goes.............
I did a DIR/TITLE= "Elvis Presley" in the hope of finding some
interesting reading regarding the great man.
Unfortunately, Elvis: The King, turned out to be about Mr.Costello
(Whom I gave up liking around 10 years ago when he stopped writing decent
material).
Therefor, I'm writing in the hope that some REAL Elvis (presley that is)
fan could enlighten me as to any other notesfiles or topics that
exist where I could read about the REAL King.
It's taken me this long to realise what an excellent entertainer/vocalist
he was, and I'm kinda hoping to catch up on lost time by getting as much
info about him as humanly poss.
Any helpers ?
P.S. All sarcastic replies or attempts at being funny, please don't
bother.
SQFEFC
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| 356.26 | | KIRKTN::SNEIL | Rap Attack | Fri Jul 30 1993 03:54 | 7 |
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Emmmm I once heard that there was an Elvis note on ACESMK::ELVIS.
Not that I've ever read it my self.
SCott
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| 356.27 | | KRAKAR::WARWICK | Can't you just... ? | Fri Jul 30 1993 10:12 | 5 |
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The latest listing I've got says that the conference is now at
SNAX::ELVIS.
Trevor
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| 356.28 | | PAKORA::JJACK | That's a blueprint of the boulder dam | Fri Jul 30 1993 20:33 | 9 |
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Trev,
Tried opening SNAX::ELVIS & got an Insufficient privilege or File
protection error appear on my screen........any ideas anyone ?
Miffed
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| 356.29 | or they know about you in notes :-) | PAKORA::KANDERSON | KAT | Fri Jul 30 1993 23:27 | 1 |
| Your not a true fan so you can't get in.....
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| 356.30 | | KIRKTN::JJACK | Elv The Pelv | Sat Jul 31 1993 01:41 | 14 |
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I beg your pudding Kat, but never a truer fan crossed the DEC gates !!
I listen ONLY to Elvis on the car stereo, I've got Elvis side-burns
(not Viva Las Vegas one's I hasten to add), I ONLY sing Elvis numbers
at Kareoke's (my repotioire now consisting of over a dozen songs, from
early tracks like Don't be Cruel & Blue Suede Shoes to some later one's
like Moody Blue & Suspicious Minds). You should hear me, I'm absolutely
brilliant !!!!!!!
I have (in the space of the last three months, watched about a dozen
videos of the great man in action, singing Live & acting).
Elv the Pelv
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| 356.31 | Nae Elvis tapes gaun tae Manchester BTW | KIRKTN::CGALLAGHER | | Sat Jul 31 1993 05:18 | 11 |
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John,
You forgot to mention that you also stuff the inside of a toilet
roll down your trousers, just like Elvis did.........
Only difference is he put his down the front........:-)
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| 356.32 | Don't stert me btw ! | KIRKTN::JJACK | Elv The Pelv | Sat Jul 31 1993 05:28 | 8 |
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Listen Bernard Manning,
Rumour has it you do the same..........
Except you use one of your bellies 8*))
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| 356.33 | and thats a BIG fact | KIRKTN::CGALLAGHER | | Sat Jul 31 1993 05:43 | 8 |
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JJ,
You should never listen to rumours, when the facts are as
as plain as the nose on your face..:7)
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| 356.34 | Rug head: The great Axminster one ! | KIRKTN::JJACK | Elv The Pelv | Sat Jul 31 1993 06:13 | 3 |
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Ah well, hair today....gone tomorrow !
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| 356.35 | I neeeeeeeeeeeed in !! | PAKORA::JJACK | The name is Bond.......Brass Bond ! | Mon Aug 02 1993 22:31 | 9 |
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OK.........for the last time..........
Is there anyone out there who can get me into SNAX::ELVIS ?
Either that, or the name of a mod I can contact to do it for me !
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| 356.36 | | WARNUT::BEGGAR::GLYNNP | | Tue Aug 03 1993 11:10 | 25 |
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Well, I just got in on ACESMK::ELVIS
Note 1.0* Welcome 1 reply
SNAX::THILBERT 24 lines 28-OCT-1990 02:57
o Triva o Pricilla
o The Early Years o Lisa Marie
o Elvis Movies o His Cars
o Graceland o His Planes
o CD Release Dates o Sun Studios
o Souvenir Sources o The Final Years
o His Number 1 Hits o You Name It !
And Happy Listening
Theodore L. Hilbert
Elvis Conference Moderator
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