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Conference hydra::dejavu

Title:	Psychic Phenomena
Notice:	Please read note 1.0-1.* before writing
Moderator:	JARETH::PAINTER

Created:	Wed Jan 22 1986
Last Modified:	Tue May 27 1997
Last Successful Update:	Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:	2143
Total number of notes:	41773

901.0. "Halloween Message from Beyond" by DECWET::MITCHELL (The Cosmic Anchovy) Tue Nov 01 1988 01:46

    Hi.  This is Harry Houdini.  Just wanted to tell you that I'm here
    and it's all true.  You can stop waiting to hear from me now.
    
    I apologize for not speaking up sooner, but until now I have not
    been able to find a Channel so pure of heart, so intelligent, so
    *apollonian* as this one.  You are each commanded to send him one
    dollar.
    
    Now, if only I could get out of this box!
    
    Warm Regards,
    
    H.  Houdini

T.R	Title	User	Personal Name	Date	Lines
901.1		BTO::BEST_G	A Lerxst in Wonderland	`Tue Nov 01 1988 07:51`	9
	Hi this is John Mitchell. I have had a severe brain hiccup and now realize that I was wrong. I really want two dollars from everyone and my very own (Sacre Bleu!) Cosmic Pizza Parlor. If my demands are not met by 1:46 tomorrow morning this channel will self-destruct (spontaneous channelbustion).
901.2	oh no!	COPA::CABANYA		`Tue Nov 01 1988 10:57`	5
	first oral roberts, now the cosmic anchovy .... mary
901.3		NEXUS::MORGAN	Snazzy Personal Name Upon Request	`Tue Nov 01 1988 13:39`	3
	Reply to .0, Harry, Say can you pronounce Samhain?
901.4	Switching Channels ...	MARKER::KALLIS	Anger's no replacement for reason	`Tue Nov 01 1988 14:41`	23
	Re .0 (whoever): >Hi. This is Harry Houdini. Just wanted to tell you that I'm here >and it's all true. You can stop waiting to hear from me now. Oh-oh! Cosmic nchovy; watch out! The real performer's name was Erich Weiss. I'll bet this is a channeled being with Ulterior Motives... > ......................... You are each commanded to send him one >dollar. Aha! A televisionlike fundraising entity! Who said you only had to operate on _video_ channels? >Now, if only I could get out of this box! No; this is DEJAVU. 'Box is another conference! TTFN, Steve Kallis, Jr.
901.5	Say what?	DECWET::MITCHELL	The Cosmic Anchovy	`Tue Nov 01 1988 20:14`	41
	RE: .4 > Oh-oh! Cosmic nchovy; watch out! The real performer's name was Erich Weiss. I'll bet this is a channeled being with Ulterior Motives... < Gee Steve, you could be right! Maybe I should be...more....ca....... KALLIS IS A LIAR AND A CAT-LOVER! I AM HOUDINI! I LIVE! I LIVE! Uh... now what was I saying? Oh yes. I should be careful of these things. > Aha! A televisionlike fundraising entity! Who said you only had to operate on _video_ channels? < Why Steve, whatever are you talking about? G'wan, you big silly! I wouldn't dream of taking money..from....DEJAVU........ $1.00 GETS YOU A MESSAGE! $5.00 GETS YOU ETERNAL LIFE! SIGN UP FOR MY SEMINAR NOW AND YE SHALL BE AS GODS! Ahem. Money means nothing to me. Nothing, I tell you. Why do you ask? >> Now, if only I could get out of this box! << When did I say that? I'd rather get INTO one... ;-) John M.