Conference 7.286::sports_90

I have received a letter from the New Jersey STate Police,
requesting that we remove our used Heiffer carcasses after
we're done with them.

They complained that there were far too many used heiffer carcasses
at the side of the road in the vicinity of the meadowlands last
year, and that they were traced to us.

This year, they have asked that if we pack them in, we pack them
out too.

I'm sure the guilty parties know who they are, so I'll not name
names, but let's try to clean up after ourselves dudes....

'Saw

    I predict that JD will present the winning cheesecake in the bake-off.
    
    Hawk

    down on the boardwalk
    
    down by the sea,
    
    
    drinking Sammy Adams
    
    
    and taking  a p**..
    
    
    

 Genn Johnson aka Spike will be making the trip out to the Mania from
 CXO. He'll be staying at his grandmother's place in yonkers. Will anyone
 be passing by that area on their way in that could possible pick him up?

 Also is it possible JoJ to post directions in here for all?

 Also the early line on the grudge basketball match between JoJ and Dan
 vs. Dinz and Childs is JoJ and Dan -2 due to the homecourt advantage...
 JoJ will obviously pick a court where he knows his way around the
 broken bottles and the rims.  ;^)

 mike    
    
    

>>Also is it possible JoJ to post directions in here for all?
    
    It's possible...just look for the GM III signs on the parkway

 >Also the early line on the grudge basketball match between JoJ and Dan
 >vs. Dinz and Childs is JoJ and Dan -2 due to the homecourt advantage...
 >JoJ will obviously pick a court where he knows his way around the
 >broken bottles and the rims.  ;^)
    
    You guys will have to draft someone else to cover me.
    
    Dan

>    You guys will have to draft someone else to cover me.
    
    Dan

Yeah that's if we plan on covering your entire body... ;^)

Just be prepare to have few swatted into the seats. Afterall I used to
watch the greatest basketball player ever Bill Russell so I learned
early on how to use both hands to reject....

:^)

mike

    Dan, I've seen Mike play, and he is pretty good...but he's got a major
    problem....DINSMORE.
    
    You post up, I'll take it by Dinz, Mike will have to slide over to pick
    me up, I dish to you...easy duece.
    
    JoJ

>>        <<< Note 319.8 by PARVAX::WARDLE "Mania Month has arrived..." >>>
>>                         -< 2 Dinz' < 1 MilliVanilli >-

JoJ, that's hitting below the belt now. ;^) I was thinking that maybe
Chris could give Dinz a few pointers when we play in a couple of weeks.
I'm just worried about the Deanho curse ;^)

mike 

    
    Karen,
    
       I know the struggles of two teams don't amount to a hill of beans
    in this world, but if you don't go to that game, you're going to
    regret it---soon, and for the rest of your life.
    
    (and *maybe* I'll buy you a beer)  Here's looking at you, kid.
    
    Dickster
    

    well jimbo, i played some hoop last night, and  i did ok thank you
    
    
    If ya want to give me that 20 footer from the outside, i will can
    it... run by me??  haaaaaaaaa.. doubt  that  bucko
    
    

    Uh, Dickster, I believe that you're about 250 notes from where you
    really should be......
    
    Then again, this is the Mania note, and tomorrow is Sox/Tiger Mania. 
    But, you must understand, that there is only one true Mania, right
    Mikey?
    
    :-)
    
    Hawk

    
    Help!!!  I'm lost!!!  Oh, Toto, where shall I go?  What will I do?
    

right you Hawk, to put in perspective

 Tigermania fans eat quiche, brie and sip Hineys....

 Giantsmania fans eat Louisiana Gumbo steak and boobalize their Keystones...

 although this year they maybe boobalizing Homebrews that brewmaster Saw
 brings...    

Well, i don't know if I'll be playing, but they're starting to
call me Nadav around here. ;^)

The hands are quick, the butt is still too big, but the feet are quick
too.  Leading in steals, and getting really good at dishing off to
people who can score....


Hawk, you're right.  There is only one Right and True Mania.  Even 
the Hulkster knows when he says "Feel the Mania, brother" that he's
talking about GIANTSmania!


Yowza, yowza, yowza,
'Saw

    Ha ha, "boobalize"!  Definitely (tm) that BABY!
    
    'Saw, since I'll be ridin down to the true Mania with you and your
    brother Jimmy in his Timmy, do I get to boobalize one of your
    homebrews?  Oh, and does your woof take kindly to strangers?
    
    Hawk

Well, I might bring a few homebrews to sample, but for the 
most part, I promised Beak some easy openers.

Beak and I have a yearly bet on who is higher in the Standings on
Giantsmania day, the Sox or the Yanks.  The loser opens the winner's
beers at Giantmania.

Last year I won, and had Fosters (hear that Don) and poor Beak needed
an opener all the time.  Being the upstanding guy that I am,
I made the bet again, offering Beak a rematch as it were.

This year, unless something radical happens in the next 22 days, Beak
will again be opening my beers.  This year, they will be easy open
bottles.  And, being the upstanding guy that I am, I'll make the 
bet again next year, to give Beak a rematch.

So, that's the rest of the story....

'Saw

�    
�    'Saw, since I'll be ridin down to the true Mania with you and your
�    brother Jimmy in his Timmy, do I get to boobalize one of your
�    homebrews?  Oh, and does your woof take kindly to strangers?
    
Sure, no prob.  We need glasses though, since homebrews get yeast
dregs in the bottom of the bottle (a byproduct of natural, as opposed
to injected, carbonation).

The wolf will probably bark his a__ off, but I'll leave him outside.
Wolves have a tendency to be very shy and standoffish with people
outside the "pack", but he's cool.

I'll bring a few homebrews, and we can all have a sample...


'Saw

PS  Most folks don't know it, but my other brother Jimmy's nickname
    is Blade...

 Boobalizing requires cans....

 I knew you guys knew that, i just put it in here for those that don't...

 :^)


 that art of boobalizing:

	1. take one can opener, turn can of beer on it's side and open
	   at the bottom.

	2. tip open end into mouth then pop the top opener and drain the 
  	   sucker in about 5 to 10 seconds.... 

mike
	

>>     that art of boobalizing:
>>
>>	1. take one can opener, turn can of beer on it's side and open
>>	   at the bottom.
>>
>>	2. tip open end into mouth then pop the top opener and drain the 
>>  	   sucker in about 5 to 10 seconds....
  
    
    If Meg Ryan can do this in "When Harry met Sally", I expect all
    Junk Noters to be able to follow suit WITHOUT SPILLING A DROP!!!
                                                                    
    
    The "Boobalizing" (tm) Police will be watching...
    
    
    PJ (who is already ironing his hat and scarf for the only real event
    to take place on August 25th.....Arsenal vs. Wimbledon and the opening
    of the English Football League Season)

>    
>    PJ (who is already ironing his hat and scarf for the only real event
>    to take place on August 25th.....Arsenal vs. Wimbledon and the opening
>    of the English Football League Season)
>

I'll bet you'll be in the terrace, after having quaffed a few pints
beforehand, singing terrace songs, and supporting (I'd use rooting,
but I'm not sure if the meaning is the same in England as in Australia)
the Gunners.  Afterwards, you'll probably go back to the pub to
quaff a few more pints and revel in the inevitable Gunners victory.

When you come right down to it, it's not that much different than
what we'll be doing.

We'll be in the stands, after having quaffed a few (hundred) beers
at the pregame tailgate, Dan will be doing the teapot dance/song,
and we'll be rooting for the Giants, (most of us).  Afterwards,
we'll go back out and quaff a few (hundred) more beers, and revel
in the inevitable Giants victory.

Must be one helluva plantetary conjunction for both these magnificent
events to happen on the same days...


re Boobalizing:

	I think in college we called those Gushers... but it's been
	a while....

'Saw

>Just be prepare to have few swatted into the seats. Afterall I used to
>watch the greatest basketball player ever Bill Russell so I learned
>early on how to use both hands to reject....
    
    Then I anticipate a lot of pump fake-lay ins, just like my man
    James.  Joj, get it inside to me whenever you see Childs on my back.
    
    Dan

    are we gonna have a ref??
    
    

> that art of boobalizing:
>
>	1. take one can opener, turn can of beer on it's side and open
>	   at the bottom.
>
>	2. tip open end into mouth then pop the top opener and drain the 
>  	   sucker in about 5 to 10 seconds.... 
    
    When I learned this art in college, and practiced on a semi-regular
    basis, as I recall we called them shot guns, and they didn't take any
    more than about 2 seconds.
    
    Dan

    
    DAN,
    
    Just dont do the shot gun in the stadium in front of a security
    
    guard  haaa
    
    dinz
    

    Yup, shot-gun is what I've heard it called too.  I'm sure that many of
    you will be surprised to hear that I've never ever shot-gunned a beer.
    Imagine that!
    
    So, who's going to challenge the winners of this hoops contest?  Me and
    who else?
    
    Hawk

I'm game....

Hey, Dan, is this what you call "effective beer management" ???

Is this the humane and painless way to control the beer population ???

We gots to know ...

Bob Hunt

Shotguns were something else, that we did with an actual shotgun.
(cf the movie Platoon if you're wondering what I'm talking about).

I've never been a good beer chugger.  I'm one of those endurance
type beer drinkers...drink a kazillion over a longer period.

Did a shotgun once, and got beer up my sinuses...;^)

But, I'm game for anything on ManiaDay!

'Saw

    Bob, Dan's practise of effective beer management consists of
    scoping-out unsuspecting persons with lots of beer, then sponge off 'em
    until they're gone, then move on to the next victim.  I know this from
    experience.  :-)
    
    Hawk

    
    Ever play "The Beer Hunter"?  That's when you take one can from
    a six pack, shake it up, and mix 'em around.  Then the players open
    them and one of them has it blow up in his face.
    
    Dickster
    

>Is this the humane and painless way to control the beer population ???
    
    I do my best at controling the beer population, but I need help.  Also,
    all those flattened cans on the nations highways.  It's getting to be
    that you can't drive down the streets without having a few full beer
    cans running across the road.
    
    Dan

    >Bob, Dan's practise of effective beer management consists of
    >scoping-out unsuspecting persons with lots of beer, then sponge off 'em
    >until they're gone, then move on to the next victim.  I know this from
    >experience.  :-)
    
    Okay, okay, I've heard enough.  Unless I go broke at AC, you won't have
    to spend a cent for beer.  
    
    
    I'll just make sure /Don buys enough for both of us!
    
    Dan

 Thanks to the Yankees, I think Dinz is buying all the beer... ;^)

mike

    
    Dan,
    
    A lot of states have a 5 cent bounty on them cans running across
    the street.  If you can catch enough of 'em, your beer will pay
    for itself.
    
    HTH.
    
    Dickster
    

    
    
    RE. -1
    
    Come to Michigan and double your money.  Detriot is not that bad
    it only took the police 4 hours to respond to a 911 call this
    morning.
    
    \pjb

    'Saw,
    
    	The shotgun in the movie was the REAL shotgun. But being a kindler-
    gentler notesfile it isn't legal to publish such things. Damn, too bad
    I'm in NY, I'd love to see some of you chucklehaids on the B-Ball
    court.
    
    			Iron Rich
    

Rich --

It's been ages, but ain't that a rush and a half?

Oh, the sinful days of my youth.  Well, I'm still sinful, I've
just changed vices! 8^)

(Still, something about wrapping your mouth around the business end
of a shotgun that takes some guts, eh? -- or sheer lunacy.....)

As far as hoops goes, you're talking to the epitome of WMD, here.
The rest of the guys are far better than I, but they are something
to behold, if you get my drift (heh heh heh).....

'Saw    

    
    
    	Hoops huh?  That will be way cool.  You cats will be huffin' and 
    puffin' whilst this young buck takes all y'all to school, especially
    with these mountain lungs.  Yeeeea man!  Can't wait! (:-)^10000)
    
    re: Beer(bellying - whatever)
    
    	We used to call that shot-gun.  Never was any good at it.
    Another popular dig was tapping.  Take a bottle of whatever beer
    you're drinking, tap the top, and chug it down.  My head hurts 
    just thinking about that.  Talk about a rush.  Nowdays, moderation
    is the rule.    
    
    						 glen j. 

    manis week is here,
    
    
    visions of beers and hoops were in the air
    
    
    for hope that  frankway was looking for bear..
    
    the boys  filled their  bellies with mikes gumbo soup
    
    and before ya knew it  everyone was looped.,
    
    the westfield connection  were there to party
    
    and szabo was to be be  farting..
    
    Dan S  would be doing the teapot dance
    
    and  .don would soon be ina  trance..
    
    wardle  and his jets will get smoked,
    
    because  Tony  Eason is a big   jermoke..
    
    the hell camper will set out  early friday
    
    maybe along the way a few vimen will be willing to l@*
    
    
    on to mania , on to mania, the shirts will be worn  with pride
    
    
    as the GIANTS kick the jets hide
    
    
    dinz/wildman
    
    
    
    
    

Well I remember every little thing,
as if it happened only yesterday, 
The mania was on and there was drinking goin on that night.

And we never had a team,
lookin' any better than the Giants did,
and all the Jets on the bench were wishin' they were them that night.

And now the Giants are hittin up close and tight,
They never looked so good, they never looked so right.
And they were scoring so much the score was outta sight.
And they were scoring so much the score was outta sight.

C'mon, hold on tight, well c'mon hold on tight.

Well it ain't cold or lonely on Mania night,
Cause we can see paradise by the Scoreboard Light.

Ain't no doubt about it, we gotta sing and shout it,
Ain't no doubt about it, we were doubly blessed,
Cause we were up by 10 with only 15 seconds left.

Ain't no doubt about it, we gotta sing a shout it
Ain't no dobut about it, we were doubly blessed,
Cause we were up by 10 with only 15 seconds left....

Well, Baby I just heard the score on my transistor radio,
and I been waiting so long for Mania night so I could have some fun.

And I been drinking like a fish, and old Jack Daniels just gets it,
And now a few more beers is gonna make my motor run...

And now the Giants are hittin up close and tight,
They never looked so good, they never looked so right.
And they were scoring so much the score was outta sight.
And they were scoring so much the score was outta sight.

C'mon, hold on tight, well c'mon hold on tight.

Well it ain't cold or lonely on Mania night,
Cause we can see paradise by the Scoreboard Light.

Ain't no doubt about it, we gotta sing and shout it,
Ain't no doubt about it, we were doubly blessed,
Cause we were up by 10 with only 15 seconds left.

Ain't no doubt about it, we gotta sing a shout it
Ain't no dobut about it, we were doubly blessed,
Cause we were up by 10 with only 15 seconds left....


Well it ain't cold or lonely on Mania night,
Cause we can see paradise by the Scoreboard Light.

    
    STOP RIGHT THEEEEERRRRRE!!!!!!!  I SEE A FLAG RIGHT NOW!!!!!
    
    Before you go any further, there was holding, there was holding
    and grabbing......
    
    

>>            -< Re: -2, What's a "MANIS"? >-


Well, it's yer, ah, basic, uh, man-gland, there, ya know what I mean.
It's like, well, ya got yer basic Manis, which is pretty much like
it comes outta the box there, and then ya got yer Prayin' Manis, which
is all green and spindley.

Then, uh, ya got yer Hulk-a-Manis which is like yer basic, ah, 24"
python, and is not something to be, ah, taken, ah, lightly there, 
and then you got your Tas-Manis, which is like ah, down uh, near
Australia there, and it's basically where ah, the, ah, Looney
Toons folks shot some of their cartoons...

After that you got your Pyro-Manis, which gets, uh, really hot, 
and can often, display some of them there, ah, sexual overtones.

And finally, ya got yer basic, uh, Klepto-Manis, which is where ya
keep, uh, grabbing it, even though ya, uh, can't help yerself....

There ya go, Normie, that's yer basic, ah, lesson on what a Manis is....


Cliff Claven   

    
    aw  norman, ya, this mania stuff?  i mean will there be vimens galore
    there?
    
    maybe get some of ger gals out of  sammys  black book?
    
    dinz
    

    
    re .44
    
    Praying Manis which is all green and spindly-- isn't that your typicall
    Jets fan?
    
    HTH
    
    Bruce

    	Are the folks going to Atlantic City tomorrow planning to meet
    at a designated casino at some designated time?  
    
    				/Don

Has someone hired a designated geek to meet them there?