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| Title: | Humor - Read Note 2.* |
| Notice: | Laughter - The World's Greatest Medicine |
| Moderator: | TIMAMP::SULLIVAN |
|
| Created: | Fri Oct 20 1989 |
| Last Modified: | Tue Jun 03 1997 |
| Last Successful Update: | Fri Jun 06 1997 |
| Number of topics: | 947 |
| Total number of notes: | 13381 |
How can you define your customers ...
Users a) They slow down the computer
b) They waste my time
c) A general nuisance
d) Worse than that, actually
A Hardware Engineer is speaking with the Unix Front ( alias ... me) to a
little config question and a big joke.
Legend HE : Very nice Hardware Engineer
SE : Software Engineer - Unix front - just me
HE : Question or Joke ??
SE : Question of course ...
HE : I have received a call ... customer is having probs with update to 4.0b
I need help, I found nothing in comet, stars, ... ...
SE : Yes, what kind of problem ... ???
HE : (He was so so smilling that ... )
Customer have probs with C.D.E.
He asked me how to config C.D.E. on a ........... ..........
.... ... VT520 ... ....
SE : I say to HE ... Give that call to graphics , it's not for you... 8-]
HE : Ok, no prob ...
... if you want to know the joke, read the Customer Problem Description
given by the HE...
+---++---++---++---++---++---++---+ TM Digital Equipment Belgium
| || || || || || || | Multivendor Customer Services
| d || i || g || i || t || a || l | Thierry FAIDHERBE
| || || || || || || | DIGITAL Unix Support Team
+---++---++---++---++---++---++---+ Email [email protected]
Phone : +32 2 729 77 44 Fax : +32 2 729 77 65
I haven't lost my mind, it's backed up on tape somewhere.
.... If you want to read the joke, read the HE question ...
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| T.R | Title | User | Personal
Name | Date | Lines |
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| 938.1 | Huh??? | TIMAMP::SULLIVAN | Take this job and LOVE it | Tue Apr 15 1997 23:22 | 1 |
| Please explane, I don't get it.
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| 938.2 | | METALX::SWANSON | Victim of Changes | Wed Apr 16 1997 11:46 | 7 |
| I didn't get it either until I read it a couple times.
I think it's the equivalent of a customer saying they are having trouble
getting Motif to run on their VT220.
Ken
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