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Conference 7.286::humor

Title:	Humor - Read Note 2.*
Notice:	Laughter - The World's Greatest Medicine
Moderator:	TIMAMP::SULLIVAN

Created:	Fri Oct 20 1989
Last Modified:	Tue Jun 03 1997
Last Successful Update:	Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:	947
Total number of notes:	13381

929.0. "Beer" by KERNEL::AMISSM () Mon Mar 10 1997 12:35

Some US scientist have discovered that beer contains female genes.

To prove this they got 100 men to drink 12 pints of beer each. The effect was
that 100% of them started to talk rubbish and couldn't drive properly.

T.R	Title	User	Personal Name	Date	Lines
929.1	WOW!	FABSIX::S_MCREYNOLDS		`Tue Mar 11 1997 06:37`	5
	loved that one!
929.2	they r called brakes use them	FABSIX::TR_TAYLOR		`Tue Mar 11 1997 06:54`	8
	you would!! but then again u cant drive to begin with 8)
929.3	they don't give you tickes for driving 5mph under the limit	FABSIX::S_MCREYNOLDS		`Tue Mar 11 1997 07:07`	4
	O.K. Mrs.Jersey barrier
929.4		FABSIX::J_SADIN	Freedom isn't free.	`Wed Mar 12 1997 07:17`	8
	re -2 Hey, are you the scary lady in the red car????
929.5	next time I'll duck!!	FABSIX::TR_TAYLOR		`Wed Mar 12 1997 07:38`	5
	who told ya??!?!?!?!?!?!?
929.6		FABSIX::J_SADIN	Freedom isn't free.	`Wed Mar 12 1997 08:37`	5
	I'll lay odds that you know him...:)
929.7		FSCORE::B_LEURY		`Wed Mar 12 1997 09:38`	3
	>> I'll lay odds that you know him... I knew that this was going to turn to sex!
929.8	watch your toes!!!	FABSIX::TR_TAYLOR		`Sat Mar 15 1997 20:35`	5
	SEX?!?!?!?!? well i never!!!....well ok maybe once or twice...... ;)
929.9	See topic # 128	ICS::CLELAND		`Tue Apr 01 1997 10:14`	1