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Conference 7.286::humor

Title:Humor - Read Note 2.*
Notice:Laughter - The World's Greatest Medicine
Moderator:TIMAMP::SULLIVAN
Created:Fri Oct 20 1989
Last Modified:Tue Jun 03 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:947
Total number of notes:13381

378.0. "Euphemisms for stupid or Six Bricks Short of a Load" by --UnknownUser-- () Fri Aug 16 1991 10:01

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378.1MINDER::GLYNNPMon Aug 19 1991 04:1217
378.2a few moreSNOFS1::KEENKEENTue Aug 20 1991 18:347
378.3Afu moreHSOMAI::LITMANARookie Beach ComberWed Aug 28 1991 09:486
378.4My favoritesBERN02::OREILLYThere's a fish on top of Shandon swears he's Elvis.Fri Aug 30 1991 02:1410
378.5Fresh from Desperados6333::COTEDave (Peck) Cote, Hudson, MA. USAFri Aug 30 1991 09:38102
378.6Operator ErrorCSC32::M_FRAZIERA note from under the Smogberry Tree!Fri Aug 30 1991 16:092
378.7About a guy named RegisterTEMPE::MERRICKTwilight ZonieSat Aug 31 1991 07:564
378.8ANOVAX::JTOUGHLoss of temper = Rectal-cranial inversionWed Sep 11 1991 07:537
378.9Here's AnotherWARHED::ROUGHSEDGEand a bag of gravelWed Sep 18 1991 05:555
378.10WLDBIL::KILGOREDigital had it Then!Wed Sep 25 1991 07:525
378.11POCUS::CULLENWed Sep 25 1991 11:493
378.12an old scots one.....PAKORA::CDOUDIEB.U'S FURRA CUP..Tue Oct 01 1991 20:215
378.133 moreREPAIR::RICKETTSHave you tried kicking it?Thu Oct 10 1991 02:474
378.14Woof WoofSCOAYR::DMILLARThu Oct 10 1991 05:461
378.15LARVAE::BERENGER_AThe Pleasure PrincipleThu Oct 10 1991 07:433
378.16how about....CSOA1::LEECHI must've been drunk!Thu Oct 10 1991 08:3331
378.17Over heard my dad say about my brother's dates.YOSMTE::ANDERSON_GIThu Oct 10 1991 11:1513
378.18We are the world...we are the peopl....akkkk...thud.29575::MARSHALL_JOle' Web HeadThu Oct 10 1991 13:5519
378.19WINDS::STIPPICKCrisis center. Please hold.Fri Oct 11 1991 14:544
378.20Boot.....CTOAVX::BRAVERMANThe plot thickens!Sun Oct 13 1991 13:246
378.21Don't fight an unarmed person!!LUDWIG::PHILLIPSMusic of the spheres.Mon Oct 14 1991 05:4614
378.22moreKAPTIN::HARVEYMiddleAged Muntant Ninja EngineerThu Oct 17 1991 06:3410
378.23Just heard this unCSC32::D_SCHOENFELDFront Line Error SupportFri Oct 18 1991 13:445
378.24If brains were gas..POLAR::ROBINSONPMon Oct 21 1991 11:034
378.25CSC32::J_HENSONI'll 2nd that amendment!Fri Oct 25 1991 07:501
378.26A few moreSHALOT::NICODEMWho told you I'm paranoid??? Fri Nov 01 1991 15:108
378.27Maybe more?...WLDWST::BRETAMon Nov 04 1991 01:4919
378.28High Tech InsultsCNTROL::COTEDave (Peck) Cote, Hudson, MA. USATue Nov 05 1991 14:5137
378.30all of them at onceBOGUSS::OROSZSanta Clara, CA WRO2-2/H6 521-4341Fri Nov 22 1991 17:50222
378.31one for construction peopleCSC32::R_WEBBRAIDERS FANWed Dec 18 1991 17:567
378.32BOGUSS::OROSZSanta Clara, CA WRO2-2/H6 521-4341Mon Dec 30 1991 14:525
378.33Hello, McFly!!!COMET::ROUTHIERJSat Jan 18 1992 02:2627
378.3419119::JANDROWSat Jan 18 1992 11:465
378.35My fav.REEF::JEFFREYMWhat day is it?Wed Jan 22 1992 11:004
378.37As bright as a black holeTEMPE::MERRICKTwilight ZonieFri Feb 28 1992 08:331
378.40LEVERS::WOODFORDWake me when it's overThu Aug 12 1993 12:3214
378.41LUNER::CIDADOThu Aug 12 1993 12:485
378.42KYOA::HANSONLe Chat d'EauThu Aug 12 1993 13:066
378.43LUNER::CIDADOThu Aug 12 1993 13:299
378.44Science FictionDECWET::HAYNESThu Aug 12 1993 14:2511
378.45I18N::MICHELLETot de schijt ons doodtThu Aug 12 1993 15:084
378.46NEWPRT::NEWELL_JODon't wind your toys too tightThu Aug 12 1993 15:216
378.47LEVERS::WOODFORDWake me when it's overThu Aug 12 1993 15:374
378.48BINKLY::CLAYThu Aug 12 1993 15:581
378.49ANGLIN::SVOSSThu Aug 12 1993 16:165
378.50USCTR1::DHOOPERDave Hooper, MRO3-3/N17, 297-2652Fri Aug 13 1993 09:061
378.51LEVERS::WOODFORDWhy didn't they debug you before release?Fri Aug 13 1993 09:115
378.52moreDNEAST::FIKE_MIKEFri Aug 13 1993 11:254
378.53Two twinkles short of a glimmerMAJORS::DTPA11::BURKEThere's no flies on me matey!Fri Aug 13 1993 12:590
378.5424825::BARRWooops, there goes another rubber treeMon Aug 16 1993 11:525
378.5516925::BEAUREGARDFriendly as a Hand GrenadeMon Aug 16 1993 19:435
378.5633794::JEFFREYMI'm picking out a Thermos 4 UTue Aug 17 1993 18:014
378.57Blackadder goes forth (private plane)42371::DAVISMWed Aug 18 1993 06:082
378.5817750::HORNE_CHORNET-THE FALL GUYWed Aug 18 1993 13:584
378.5917750::HORNE_CHORNET-THE FALL GUYThu Aug 19 1993 13:516
378.60Heard on TV35966::RIEGLEDCustomer Service, Ithaca, NYMon Aug 23 1993 11:262
378.61not usint hte oars34873::SULLIVANTake this job and LOVE itMon Aug 23 1993 11:458
378.6235966::RIEGLEDCustomer Service, Ithaca, NYThu Aug 26 1993 01:023
378.6311997::SPELLMANThu Sep 09 1993 08:373
378.6429067::J_HENSONBut what about anemone handling?Thu Sep 09 1993 13:443
378.6657742::JANDROWWitchy Woman....Thu Sep 09 1993 17:165
378.70Now take him/her...PLEASE.3737::JACKSONFri Jan 07 1994 18:533
378.71the world's first living brain doner35966::RIEGLEDCustomer Service, Ithaca, NYThu Jan 13 1994 10:033
378.722286::SZCZThu Jan 13 1994 13:053
378.7316930::MASSEY_VII just love silk ties!Thu Jan 13 1994 18:113
378.79Dumm Ass....uhuuhuhhuhuuh!?NEWOA::SECURITYSECURITY CONTRACTORSFri Aug 12 1994 21:3022
378.80NEWOA::SECURITYSECURITY CONTRACTORSFri Aug 12 1994 21:323
378.82Thats Ass for the Americans.ROBSON::ROBSON::PATTISON_M$on error then RTFMMon Aug 15 1994 05:392
378.83a light on upstairs, but nobody at homeBHAJI::TPOUTONilligitimus non tatum carborundumTue Aug 16 1994 05:3820
378.84NACAD::WOODFORDBoys&Girls,CanYouSayPARTY?!?!Tue Aug 16 1994 08:3011
378.85CSC32::D_ROYERI don't do reruns!Tue Aug 16 1994 11:554
378.86NACAD::WOODFORDBoys&Girls,CanYouSayPARTY?!?!Tue Aug 16 1994 13:2013
378.87WELSWS::BOURNEJTwo grandchildren + 1 on the wayFri Mar 17 1995 08:466
378.88GEC013::CIN032::SchulerWed Mar 29 1995 12:4112