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343.24 | BLONDE JOKES | BOGUSS::OROSZ | Santa Clara, CA WRO2-2/H6 521-4341 | Thu Jul 25 1991 11:38 | 293 |
343.25 | | OTOU01::GANNON | Mind that bus! What bus? SPLAT!! | Thu Jul 25 1991 13:08 | 5 |
343.26 | | SANCHO::RAMSAY | Let's Make Some Lemonade | Tue Jul 30 1991 22:40 | 11 |
343.1 | another | CSC32::R_WEBB | Bob 'Spud' CXO3-2/B7 X24662 | Tue Aug 06 1991 15:56 | 6 |
343.3 | Historia Blondearum | CEP11::COHEN_R | | Wed Aug 07 1991 08:06 | 46 |
343.4 | | SAMMAX::lambert | | Wed Aug 07 1991 08:08 | 6 |
343.5 | Dumb, maybe. Lazy, no way!!! | CSC32::J_HENSON | What is 2 faced commit? | Wed Aug 07 1991 08:30 | 9 |
343.27 | | TROT09::DECWRITE | | Wed Aug 07 1991 11:03 | 7 |
343.28 | another one | COMET::BRANDOW | | Thu Aug 08 1991 13:09 | 8 |
343.29 | one more.... | COMET::BRANDOW | | Thu Aug 08 1991 13:13 | 8 |
343.30 | just kidding..... | COMET::BRANDOW | | Thu Aug 08 1991 13:22 | 9 |
343.31 | going downhill fast... | POCUS::CULLEN | | Thu Aug 08 1991 14:01 | 8 |
343.8 | IMAGINE THIS... | A1VAX::DISMUKE | | Fri Aug 09 1991 08:39 | 17 |
343.32 | | RAYBOK::WHITLOCK | IfIWasInChargeAndIShouldBe. | Mon Aug 12 1991 15:30 | 6 |
343.33 | | CRATE::RAWSON | Fnarr! Fnarr! | Fri Aug 23 1991 02:15 | 6 |
343.9 | just imagine if PeeWee was blonde | USRCV1::SAPPB | | Fri Aug 23 1991 10:35 | 8 |
343.10 | I had to | TROOA::VIAU | Sudbury, Ont. where astronauts tread... | Fri Aug 23 1991 13:00 | 7 |
343.34 | | COOKIE::FREIWALD | Teach Peace! | Fri Aug 23 1991 13:30 | 9 |
343.35 | Here's one... | WLDWST::BRETA | | Mon Aug 26 1991 05:43 | 11 |
343.36 | Another country heard from... | THEBAY::IKEDA | zen programmer | Wed Aug 28 1991 16:35 | 4 |
343.37 | Another! | CSC32::D_ROYER | Wine, wisdom and women for me! | Thu Aug 29 1991 12:36 | 9 |
343.38 | Marry a Blonde? | SOLANA::JONAS_RO | | Tue Sep 03 1991 13:43 | 9 |
343.39 | they come in various genders | SNOFS1::KEEN | as mustard | Tue Sep 03 1991 17:43 | 5 |
343.40 | shhhh(my other halfs a blonde) | REPAIR::ATKINS | | Wed Sep 11 1991 23:43 | 43 |
343.41 | | CLAMBR::GREENING | Going through mental pause | Mon Sep 16 1991 12:07 | 11 |
343.42 | One more... | FTMUDG::HENDERSON | Fun with Flesh! | Thu Sep 19 1991 13:34 | 16 |
343.43 | True story...swear to God! | WMOIS::BEAN | You can lead a horse to water, but... | Fri Sep 20 1991 06:12 | 24 |
343.11 | another one | DEBRIS::TURNER | | Wed Sep 25 1991 12:52 | 3 |
343.12 | Here's another one... | OAW::MILLER | James' and (???) Daddy � | Wed Sep 25 1991 14:24 | 22 |
343.13 | better if done verbally | USRCV1::GEIBELL | KING FISHING ON LAKE ONTARIO | Fri Sep 27 1991 09:07 | 18 |
343.14 | Airhead Snowmen | WSE037::GARRETTJO | | Mon Sep 30 1991 11:56 | 8 |
343.45 | | SWAM2::LOYD_DA | | Mon Sep 30 1991 13:49 | 3 |
343.46 | | SWAM2::LOYD_DA | | Mon Sep 30 1991 13:50 | 4 |
343.15 | der | JUMBLY::BATTERBEEJ | Kinda lingers..... | Tue Oct 01 1991 03:59 | 3 |
343.47 | | CURRNT::CLIFFE | Don't worry, midnight approaches..... | Tue Oct 01 1991 05:53 | 6 |
343.48 | DRIVING BLONDES?? | TORREY::JONAS_RO | | Thu Oct 03 1991 14:08 | 5 |
343.49 | | TEMPE::KISTLER | | Fri Oct 04 1991 10:46 | 5 |
343.17 | There was this blonde at the bar, and.... | CSOA1::LEECH | Hey, I've got a nifty phrase too! | Fri Oct 04 1991 14:23 | 42 |
343.50 | I may have killed this one, but.... | CSOA1::LEECH | Hey, I've got a nifty phrase too! | Fri Oct 04 1991 14:40 | 16 |
343.18 | more blondes | PENSKE::STAGGS | I'd Rather be Fishing | Fri Oct 04 1991 20:27 | 16 |
343.19 | still more blondies | PENSKE::STAGGS | I'd Rather be Fishing | Fri Oct 04 1991 20:29 | 29 |
343.20 | yes, even more blondes | PENSKE::STAGGS | I'd Rather be Fishing | Fri Oct 04 1991 20:36 | 48 |
343.21 | Any female will do ! | PAKORA::JJACK | Eye Yoosd to bee di2lekzik ! | Sun Oct 06 1991 08:31 | 6 |
343.51 | Urgh | BIGUN::MAYNE | Thptpth, ack, ack, ack! | Sun Oct 06 1991 21:50 | 3 |
343.52 | Real Puzzler? | SWAM2::LOYD_DA | | Mon Oct 07 1991 12:17 | 5 |
343.53 | | A1VAX::DISMUKE | Kwik-n-e-z! That's my motto! | Mon Oct 07 1991 12:46 | 9 |
343.54 | | CSC32::WHITMORE | | Mon Oct 07 1991 16:03 | 12 |
343.64 | Blonde jokes | DPDMAI::MARQUETTE | | Tue Oct 08 1991 15:04 | 255 |
343.22 | 8*)) | BHUNA::JJACK | | Wed Oct 09 1991 02:24 | 5 |
343.23 | Cheeky munkee ! | KURMA::JJACK | Shift_D_Mad_Axe_Men_On_Tour_1991 | Thu Oct 10 1991 05:04 | 8 |
343.62 | | TEMPE::KISTLER | | Thu Oct 10 1991 06:08 | 3 |
343.65 | _Really_ Dumb | TEACH::SMITTY | Daylight come an' me wan' go home! | Thu Oct 10 1991 11:53 | 5 |
343.66 | birth control | SCCAT::HARVEY | | Thu Oct 10 1991 17:13 | 5 |
343.68 | Pphhhnnarr Pphhhnnarr! | UPROAR::HABERFIELDM | "Nice day for a walk" | Mon Oct 14 1991 06:43 | 5 |
343.69 | Continuation to .68 | NEILSN::AMBLER_J | 100,000 lemmings can't be wrong..... | Thu Oct 17 1991 13:25 | 4 |
343.70 | | AIWEST::ARVIDSON | Just look at the size of those tomatos, Jack! | Fri Oct 18 1991 16:07 | 7 |
343.71 | :-)) | RAYBOK::WHITLOCK | Hey! Goodlooking male, comere! | Wed Oct 23 1991 09:18 | 6 |
343.75 | | BIGUN::MAYNE | TCP/IP? I'll have seven layers. | Sun Nov 03 1991 02:50 | 3 |
343.76 | Ohhh, St. Pete! | CSC32::M_POTTER | | Mon Nov 04 1991 09:25 | 28 |
343.77 | Oh... | SHALOT::NICODEM | Who told you I'm paranoid???
| Thu Nov 07 1991 06:34 | 5 |
343.78 | Don't read it if your blonde...and talk to me. | 29575::MARSHALL_J | Young, Wild, and Demented | Thu Nov 07 1991 12:30 | 15 |
343.81 | Wo!! | 3382::PARENT | Do Something!! | Fri Nov 08 1991 06:41 | 10 |
343.82 | | JDUFFY::DTOBIN | | Fri Nov 08 1991 13:36 | 2 |
343.88 | A die-hard Bungles fan | TECA17::COGHILL | Steve Coghill, Luke 14:28 | Tue Nov 12 1991 05:55 | 4 |
343.89 | | TECA17::COGHILL | Steve Coghill, Luke 14:28 | Tue Nov 12 1991 05:56 | 5 |
343.90 | | KITES::BOWEN | pothings nerfect | Tue Nov 12 1991 07:39 | 8 |
343.91 | | CLAMBR::GREENING | Going through mental pause | Wed Nov 13 1991 09:34 | 39 |
343.92 | Blonde and proud of it. | ELMAGO::MROMERO | Love them cowboys | Wed Nov 13 1991 11:42 | 14 |
343.94 | Sit On It | BAHTAT::FRANZ | Chris Franz, Leeds, UK | Sat Nov 30 1991 03:56 | 4 |
343.95 | From "America's Funniest People" last night | TECA17::COGHILL | Steve Coghill, Luke 14:28 | Mon Dec 02 1991 11:41 | 3 |
343.96 | | JDUFFY::DTOBIN | | Mon Dec 02 1991 12:27 | 18 |
343.97 | | CSC32::J_HENSON | I'll 2nd that amendment! | Mon Dec 02 1991 13:12 | 5 |
343.99 | 'nuther. | RIPPLE::SCHWENKEN_FR | Poet, philosopher, lover | Thu Dec 05 1991 10:07 | 48 |
343.98 | The Interview | RIPPLE::SCHWENKEN_FR | Poet, philosopher, lover | Thu Dec 05 1991 10:24 | 27 |
343.101 | Which is better looking? | TECA17::COGHILL | Steve Coghill, Luke 14:28 | Tue Dec 10 1991 10:36 | 6 |
343.105 | | 19119::PENNING | | Mon Dec 16 1991 13:55 | 19 |
343.106 | | APHE::BULLARD | | Mon Dec 16 1991 17:38 | 5 |
343.109 | | CLAMBR::GREENING | Going through mental pause | Fri Dec 20 1991 12:34 | 8 |
343.110 | Cuz I'm a Blonde..Yahyahyahyah! | LANDO::NOFTLE | or...maybe NOT. | Tue Dec 31 1991 08:31 | 21 |
343.111 | | SAHQ::LUBER | There'sGonnaComeATimeWhenImGonnaMangeYourMind | Fri Jan 03 1992 09:40 | 6 |
343.112 | | CLAMBR::GREENING | Going through mental pause | Fri Jan 03 1992 12:11 | 6 |
343.113 | fido manicure | TROOA::DHODGSON | | Fri Jan 03 1992 14:29 | 4 |
343.114 | Nursury Rhymes | TECA17::COGHILL | Steve Coghill, Luke 14:28 | Fri Jan 10 1992 14:20 | 3 |
343.118 | Not a repeat | WLDWST::BOWMAN | Casual Salutations | Wed Jan 15 1992 10:51 | 5 |
343.119 | I thought these jokes were over... | KID2::IKEDA | zen programmer | Mon Jan 27 1992 16:56 | 5 |
343.122 | A different perspective... | A1VAX::DISMUKE | Kwik-n-e-z! That's my motto! | Mon Feb 17 1992 12:09 | 13 |
343.124 | Geography question | TECA17::COGHILL | Steve Coghill, Luke 14:28 | Mon Apr 27 1992 05:52 | 16 |
343.125 | | RAYBOK::WHITLOCK | Don't major in minor stuff. | Wed Apr 29 1992 12:58 | 3 |
343.130 | Dolly & blondes | WULI::QUINN | GA. SOONER | Tue Jun 02 1992 07:19 | 5 |
343.131 | Another one | SHALOT::NICODEM | Who told you I'm paranoid??? | Thu Jun 04 1992 07:28 | 3 |
343.136 | Volkswagon(?) | 35674::RUTSCHOW | Jack of all trades, master of none | Thu Jun 11 1992 07:19 | 8 |
343.140 | blonde | 38998::BOUTHIETTE | Feed your lust for life!! | Wed Jul 08 1992 07:02 | 8 |
343.141 | Outta my way! | 33018::HANSON | I need a Vulcan Mind Meld | Wed Jul 08 1992 07:19 | 10 |
343.143 | | 33803::LUBER | There'sGonnaComeATimeWhenImGonnaMangeYourMind | Thu Jul 09 1992 12:55 | 3 |
343.144 | And so on | 34238::JEFFREYM | Nice face. Want a bananna? | Fri Jul 10 1992 10:51 | 7 |
343.148 | Supposedly a true incident ... | 52445::CHAIM | Semper ubi Sub ubi ..... | Thu Jul 23 1992 06:52 | 16 |
343.149 | | GLDOA::JWYSOCKI | One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer | Mon Oct 12 1992 17:53 | 8 |
343.150 | Speeding test | SMOGGY::LOYD | | Mon Nov 16 1992 18:09 | 20 |
343.152 | | LIOVAX::MERRILL | NY's got the ways and means | Fri Feb 19 1993 09:42 | 7 |
343.153 | New (?) joke | SUBPAC::MASUMURA | | Wed Jul 28 1993 14:24 | 5 |
343.154 | new ?? | 25259::STUART | | Fri Oct 15 1993 12:13 | 12 |
343.155 | Another One... | 41318::E_CUSACK | To err is human, to really foul things up requires a computer | Wed Oct 20 1993 03:53 | 31 |
343.156 | There's still more!! | 3314::PARENT | Scared shipless :-O | Fri Dec 17 1993 11:05 | 6 |
343.157 | FAVORITE BLONDE JOKE | POLAR::HAGLEY | | Tue Jan 11 1994 16:12 | 9 |
343.158 | | 59360::POND | | Thu Feb 17 1994 17:39 | 15 |
343.159 | SUBJECT: MEN | 34873::SULLIVAN | Take this job and LOVE it | Thu Mar 10 1994 16:27 | 65 |
343.160 | Fight back... | 42443::DOWINGS | | Fri Mar 11 1994 06:29 | 25 |
343.163 | | 41318::E_CUSACK | Quit it !! | Fri Mar 11 1994 08:39 | 15 |
343.174 | Kitchen | 17007::TILLISON | Reverse Pivot | Fri Mar 11 1994 17:30 | 11 |
343.175 | Sick one coming up....... | 56504::WOODFORD | Harold Robbins is my Shrink! | Fri Mar 11 1994 18:06 | 17 |
343.178 | Ummm.... er... Let's discuss this after class, my dear. 8^) | 19484::DMILLER | This space for rent | Fri Apr 01 1994 11:22 | 7 |
343.181 | And another one ............ | JGODCC::BOCKEL | Another Caller Out Of Space ..... :) | Tue Feb 21 1995 10:21 | 12 |
343.182 | ...and if it were black she'd be a genius! | WMOIS::BUCKLEY_M | | Fri Sep 15 1995 14:34 | 23 |
343.183 | | NETCAD::WOODFORD | FoundThatBoxOfPitsYouLost... | Fri Sep 15 1995 17:17 | 17 |
343.184 | Sorry! | IOSG::LAYNE | | Fri Dec 01 1995 08:21 | 11 |
343.185 | Best I could come up with at this time of night. | SNOFS2::ROBERTSON | Lapsed Agnostic | Thu Apr 25 1996 06:16 | 16 |
343.186 | | DECWIN::JUDY | That's *Ms. Bitch* to you! | Tue Jun 11 1996 11:36 | 16 |
343.187 | | IRNBRU::HOWARD | Lovely Day for a Guinness | Wed Jul 24 1996 06:01 | 6 |
343.188 | | BUSY::SLABOUNTY | Whose Line Is It Anyway? | Wed Jul 24 1996 11:59 | 3 |
343.188 | Not hilarious but it'll do! | POLAR::TYSICK | I am here in silent fear. | Mon Nov 18 1996 12:15 | 22 |
343.189 | green side up! | OTOOA::maverick.kao.dec.com::peters | keep your woods off the greens... | Mon Jan 27 1997 15:47 | 25 |
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A woman hired a contractor to repaint the interior of her house. The
woman walked the man through the second floor of her home and told him
what colors she wanted for each room. As they walked through the first
room, the woman said, "I think I would like this room in a cream color."
The contractor wrote on his clipboard, walked to the window, opened it
and yelled out, "Green side up!" He then closed the window and continued
following the woman to the next room. The woman looked confused, but
proceeded with her tour. "In this room, I was thinking of an off blue."
Again, the contractor wrote this down, went to the window, opened it and
yelled out, "Green side up!" This baffled the woman, but she was
hesitant to say anything. In the next room, the woman said she would like
it painted in a light rose color. And once more, the contractor opened
the window and yelled, "Green side up!"
Struck with curiosity, the woman mustered up the nerve to ask, "Why do
you keep yelling 'Green side up' out my window every time I tell you the
color I would like the room?"
The contractor replied, "Because I have a crew of blondes laying sod
across the street."
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