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Conference 7.286::humor

Title:Humor - Read Note 2.*
Notice:Laughter - The World's Greatest Medicine
Moderator:TIMAMP::SULLIVAN
Created:Fri Oct 20 1989
Last Modified:Tue Jun 03 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:947
Total number of notes:13381

214.0. "Garbled Lyrics" by DPDSAL::JEFFREY (Blinding flash of the obvious) Fri Mar 30 1990 14:23

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214.1...and here I thought opera was difficult to decipher!DELREY::DAVIS_SAillegitimi non carborundumMon Apr 02 1990 09:5723
214.2MCIS1::DHAMELIs Nothing Sacred?Mon Apr 02 1990 13:024
214.3re -1: there's a spoof for thatCSCOA5::HUFFSTETLERReckless AbandonerMon Apr 02 1990 13:2911
214.4A Christmas songCSOA1::SCHWARTZ_FNorth Coast, U.S.A.Mon Apr 02 1990 22:506
214.5Elvis---WisemenCGVAX2::VAILLANCOURTMon Apr 02 1990 23:223
214.6MCIS5::ROSARIOSatin ribbons and roses...Mon Apr 02 1990 23:2720
214.7Weird Al..SNDCSL::BLEIWASKing of the hill - Corvette ZR1Mon Apr 02 1990 23:529
214.8Oh ya?GOBACK::DALELIOTue Apr 03 1990 02:1512
214.9Oh can't you skiiiiiDPDSAL::JEFFREYBlinding flash of the obviousTue Apr 03 1990 03:5317
214.10I got tons of 'em!MCIS5::ROSARIOSatin ribbons and roses...Tue Apr 03 1990 04:0613
214.11HelpDPDSAL::JEFFREYBlinding flash of the obviousTue Apr 03 1990 04:1515
214.12MARX::FLEMINGX, lies and videotapeTue Apr 03 1990 05:547
214.13Neil Diamoned's fashion conscious priest...GALVIA::FLOODghost writers in the sky....Wed Apr 04 1990 02:315
214.14Crystal Gale's(?) magic food!!!GALVIA::FLOODghost writers in the sky....Wed Apr 04 1990 02:345
214.15my renditionBTOVT::BROWN_JHo Ha Ha Guard Turn Perry Dodge SpinWed Apr 04 1990 03:2518
214.16Love triangle?BARTLE::BARRLLike a bird without a songWed Apr 04 1990 07:597
214.17MCIS1::DHAMELFargenuppagainWed Apr 04 1990 09:5411
214.18So, I was a creative young'nWHATIF::CROTEAUScalp Zits??? Yuck!Wed Apr 04 1990 10:4417
214.19And let's not forget "I buried Paul"!DDIF::RALTOGumbel & Norville Secretly WedWed Apr 04 1990 11:2916
214.20Ba Ba Ba Benny and the VetsWMOIS::HOLEWAAnd then, the cook was goosed.Wed Apr 04 1990 13:268
214.21Those tiny bubblesMUSKIE::SULLIVANSurrounded by the Competition,IBMWed Apr 04 1990 13:4910
214.23SNOC01::NICHOLLSHen: how an egg makes another eggWed Apr 04 1990 23:524
214.24JAIMES::BARRLLike a bird without a songThu Apr 05 1990 07:185
214.25LobbyistDPDSAL::JEFFREYPeter Cottonmouth_The Easter SnakeThu Apr 05 1990 07:5847
214.27BOSOX::WILLOWSDwizzle dwazzle dwozzle dwone...Thu Apr 05 1990 09:468
214.29WHATIF::CROTEAUScalp Zits??? Yuck!Thu Apr 05 1990 10:025
214.30It's woolMCIS2::WALTONJohn Boy This!Thu Apr 05 1990 10:258
214.32you gotta really listen closely sometimesWLDWST::KINGDIVERSIFICATION SPECIALISTThu Apr 05 1990 11:1210
214.33Mohair *can't* be worse than mole hair! :-)BOSOX::WILLOWSDwizzle dwazzle dwozzle dwone...Thu Apr 05 1990 13:189
214.34FYIGUCCI::CBAUERWhy Me???Thu Apr 05 1990 13:3213
214.35ZZ TopCSOA1::SCHWARTZ_FNorth Coast, U.S.A.Fri Apr 06 1990 06:183
214.36Another Christmas songDELNI::R_GASKELLWed Apr 11 1990 09:063
214.37I prpbably got them both wrongWLDWST::S_THEALLcarpe diemThu Apr 12 1990 09:1113
214.38current Elton John songCSOA1::SCHWARTZ_FNorth Coast, U.S.A.Thu Apr 12 1990 09:583
214.39You got to listen very closely...right?GALVIA::FLOODghost writers in the sky....Fri Apr 13 1990 06:4024
214.40Don "ha ha" HOSHALOT::TROTTAGlobeFri Apr 13 1990 12:0915
214.41LAGUNA::DERY_CHFri Apr 13 1990 13:0212
214.42Wot's the diff?KAOA12::SMELLIESun Apr 15 1990 07:476
214.43Shrimp on a barber, mate?COGITO::HILLWed Apr 18 1990 14:157
214.44GVA01::ATKINSONJust the facts kidThu Apr 19 1990 03:177
214.45OH CARLOSCSCOA5::RETTERER_RThu Apr 19 1990 12:217
214.46MCIS1::DHAMELMecka-lecka-hi, kiss-my-heinie-hoThu Apr 19 1990 13:565
214.47like the new personal name?BTOVT::BROWN_JI got a black magic marker....Fri Apr 20 1990 02:327
214.48Now I'm beansDPD01::JEFFREYShe'd have to be a real BIG womanFri Apr 20 1990 11:5816
214.49Nude NewsWLDWST::S_THEALLcarpe diemThu Apr 26 1990 09:3112
214.50Huh??GUCCI::CBAUERWhy Me???Thu Apr 26 1990 10:494
214.51oooopppps...GUCCI::CBAUERWhy Me???Thu Apr 26 1990 10:513
214.52oh well, can't always be right.WLDWST::S_THEALLcarpe diemThu Apr 26 1990 11:196
214.53Childhood memories..OPERA::FREDVIt's not a bug, it's a feature.Fri Apr 27 1990 08:0912
214.54You never can tellAIADM::BURKARTWed May 02 1990 06:5612
214.55ZZtopMTHOOD::JOYNERGLThe Portland KidFri May 04 1990 08:398
214.56ASAHI::SCARYJoke 'em if they can't take a ...Fri May 04 1990 09:377
214.65exRVAX::MCGARGHANNo, but I've read the scroll...Fri May 25 1990 11:548
214.66Murder AnotherDPDMAI::DICKSimple Person with a Complex MindThu Jun 07 1990 08:015
214.67"Stevie B"MSBCS::MAILROOMMon Jun 18 1990 10:094
214.68I'm beansDPD08::JEFFREYLove SpongeTue Jun 19 1990 09:3626
214.69An oldie but goodieCIMNET::TOBIN_DWed Jun 20 1990 12:536
214.70Of my youth...MSBCS::MAILROOMThu Jun 21 1990 09:544
214.71A few more good onesVIRGO::MONTOYALOISMon Jul 02 1990 10:4013
214.72BOSOX::TIMMONSI'm a Pepere!Fri Aug 10 1990 09:025
214.73Smiling faces hide the evil that lurks withinBAGELS::CHANDLERChristopher Chandler NCSS@LKG1Wed Sep 18 1991 07:2317
214.74technology!DPD20::THRELFALLDoMyDeed4You'reThe1Who'sShamed!Wed Sep 18 1991 10:462
214.75Deaf *&* stupid !JUMBLY::BATTERBEEJKinda lingers.....Thu Sep 19 1991 05:087
214.78as Rodney would sayWMOVS4::MARTEL_BFri Oct 11 1991 19:2321
214.79YUPPY::BUSHWho needs it?Mon Nov 18 1991 11:436
214.81DCUWS4::APETERSC & C programs factoryMon Dec 23 1991 04:5418
214.82Must be Mikey's kidsCSC32::J_HENSONI'll 2nd that amendment!Mon Dec 23 1991 08:118
214.8319119::JANDROWWed Dec 25 1991 06:4121
214.84A Few of MineODIXIE::RRODRIGUEZWed Dec 25 1991 07:2619
214.8519119::JANDROWWed Dec 25 1991 12:5813
214.86Georgia on My MindODIXIE::RRODRIGUEZscrufmeisterFri Dec 27 1991 09:1017
214.87Winter WonderlandCSC32::J_HENSONTP, or not TP?Fri Dec 27 1991 09:3418
214.88A wee bit rude, eh?NEMAIL::CARROLLJImmanuel Kant was a real . . .Fri Dec 27 1991 13:3711
214.90SAHQ::LUBERThere'sGonnaComeATimeWhenImGonnaMangeYourMindMon Dec 30 1991 07:362
214.91More on Winter UnderwearSHALOT::NICODEMWho told you I'm paranoid???Tue Dec 31 1991 06:3829
214.92"Da Yoopers" strike again.......GLDOA::JWYSOCKIOld enough to know better, too young to care!Thu Jan 02 1992 09:1613
214.93IT'S A `RAP' THANGCOMET::ROUTHIERJSun Jan 12 1992 06:5516
214.94CSC32::J_OPPELTAs good as hitting the lottery.Fri Jan 17 1992 12:5925
214.95DEBRIS::TURNERThu Jan 23 1992 07:468
214.96MASALA::IGOLDIEgot my mojo workin'Sat Jan 25 1992 14:443
214.98just darling kidsDORIAN::HEMMINGMon Apr 13 1992 13:107
214.99Desmond Dekker42730::BLISSPWill the last one to leave Earth, turn off the lights!Thu Jul 09 1992 09:165
214.10143050::CADWALLADERReaping time has come...Mon Jul 13 1992 06:145
214.10226580::SWANSONIfYaFeelLikeARiotThenDontchaDenyItMon Jul 13 1992 07:033
214.10326580::SWANSONIfYaFeelLikeARiotThenDontchaDenyItMon Jul 13 1992 07:2115
214.104You're not the only one who thought that33018::HANSONI need a Vulcan Mind MeldTue Jul 14 1992 07:4617
214.107Well i think so anyway.....44247::ISUTHERLANDI drink Bucky,(Wi Aspirin tops).Thu Jul 16 1992 04:585
214.108J.H.6296::GARDNERThu Jul 16 1992 05:3411
214.110Love is a strangler42139::ROODENBERGDit's me again.Tue Sep 01 1992 06:448
214.111that lucky, lucky girl36058::CARROLLJImmanuel Kant was a real . . .Tue Sep 15 1992 11:177
214.112The words get in the wayCORA::65352::CAMPOSWed Jan 06 1993 13:0210
214.113GOOEY::JUDYThat's Ms. Bitch to youWed Jan 06 1993 16:045
214.114CUPMK::T_THEOTake a number and a club.Thu Jan 07 1993 09:227
214.115AIMENG::AIM002::grinnellThu Jan 07 1993 13:354
214.118BRUMMY::LAWTONDo vegetarians chew their nails?Wed Feb 24 1993 07:567
214.119the whoMERIDN::BUCKLEYski fast,take chances,die youngMon Mar 22 1993 18:347
214.120GJO001::REITERThu Apr 22 1993 10:027
214.122I think...PSYLO::WILSONGood night, Stimpy...Thu Apr 22 1993 12:4912
214.123Hu-yeah!USAT05::JEFFREYMNice face. Want a banana?Fri Apr 23 1993 13:239
214.124It's the Criss Miss seasoning.....:*)56504::WOODFORD[email protected]!Fri Nov 05 1993 07:0526
214.12556504::WOODFORD[email protected]!Fri Nov 05 1993 07:0816
214.126a lovely little ditty . . .36058::CARROLLJthe man, the legend, the satyrFri Nov 05 1993 09:5366
214.127re .12558384::HOGANFri Nov 12 1993 10:1419
214.129Bring back hanging, abolish underpantsNEWOA::SECURITYSECURITY CONTRACTORSFri Sep 16 1994 19:485
214.130Lenny and the netsCSSREG::BROWNNo Swett !!!Mon Sep 19 1994 13:225
214.131exCSSREG::BROWNNo Swett !!!Mon Sep 19 1994 13:3613
214.132POLAR::RICHARDSONBelgian Burger DisseminatorSun Jan 22 1995 23:189
214.133T-bird not so obvious in UK....REPAIR::RICKETTSWell fax meMon Jan 23 1995 05:115
214.134POWDML::LBARRIt's not easy being me!Mon Jan 23 1995 09:044
214.135S.E.Mass based misinterpretationREFDV1::MURPHYSymbolic stack dump follows...Mon Jan 23 1995 10:3433
214.136More Benny and the Jets, plusKOOLIT::FARINAMon Jan 23 1995 18:3311
214.137BIGQ::MARCHANDTue Jan 24 1995 08:3612
214.138How about this oneWMOIS::ZELENT_JTue Jan 24 1995 09:1210
214.139DPDMAI::EYSTERFluoride&Prozac/NoCavities/No prob!Tue Jan 24 1995 12:095
214.140nyREFDV1::MURPHYSymbolic stack dump follows...Tue Jan 24 1995 18:327
214.141Sgt. PepperCSC32::J_HENSONDon't get even, get ahead!Wed Jan 25 1995 13:527
214.142She's a bit deef, sunny !KIRKTN::JJACKFri Jan 27 1995 01:1810
214.143OTOU20::PONDFri Jan 27 1995 11:063
214.144Surely Not!!BHAJI::DMILLERHello...it's me.Sat Jan 28 1995 11:3010
214.145METALX::SWANSONRide The LightningMon Oct 02 1995 12:5117
214.146BUSY::BUSY::SLABOUNTYA swift kick in the butt - $1Mon Oct 02 1995 13:136
214.147Budwieser Lace?LUDWIG::HAWKINSTue Dec 19 1995 03:1913
214.148AUSSIE::WHORLOWMy Cow is dead!Tue Dec 19 1995 18:0123
214.149FABSIX::K_KAMARSun Apr 07 1996 12:1017
214.150FABSIX::S_MCCORMICKBoston Strangler TA/FC...Pager #672Mon Apr 08 1996 04:215
214.151Everybody thought it was "She's so popular"POLAR::TYSICKMon Apr 08 1996 09:3011
214.152SET TERMINAL/PEDANTICGTJAIL::MARTINOut to LunchMon Apr 08 1996 12:081
214.153I could be wrong???POLAR::TYSICKMon Apr 08 1996 15:281
214.154CHEFS::UKARCHIVINGwhose file is it anyway?Wed Apr 10 1996 06:301
214.155Take that D!(K out of your mouth & speak clearly!POLAR::TYSICKThu Apr 11 1996 11:129
214.156BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't get even ... get odd!!Thu Apr 11 1996 11:533
214.157POLAR::LYLEsleep with one eye open....Thu Apr 11 1996 23:595
214.158Louie LouieFABSIX::C_CATONTue Apr 23 1996 14:391
214.159Louie LouieNUBOAT::HEBERTCaptain BlighFri Apr 26 1996 14:3245
214.160that's not the way I remember it...CSSREG::BROWNCommon Sense Isn'tWed May 01 1996 07:2212
214.161DRDAN::KALIKOWLord help the Sr. w/out AltaVista!Wed May 01 1996 08:182
214.162Louie, LouieCUSTOM::ALLBERYJimWed May 01 1996 11:2419
214.163More than you ever wanted to know about Louie LouieNUBOAT::HEBERTCaptain BlighWed May 01 1996 12:52145