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Conference 7.286::humor

Title:Humor - Read Note 2.*
Notice:Laughter - The World's Greatest Medicine
Moderator:TIMAMP::SULLIVAN
Created:Fri Oct 20 1989
Last Modified:Tue Jun 03 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:947
Total number of notes:13381

169.0. "TELEPHONE ANSWERING MACHINE HUMOR" by GENRAL::HUNTER (from SUNNY Colorado, Wayne) Tue Feb 27 1990 10:47

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169.1WRONG SIDE UP!!!GENRAL::HUNTERfrom SUNNY Colorado, WayneTue Feb 27 1990 11:0118
169.2WHICH TAPE DID YOU USE????GENRAL::HUNTERfrom SUNNY Colorado, WayneTue Feb 27 1990 11:0914
169.3That was fun to typeDPD08::JEFFREYguten Tag, ehTue Feb 27 1990 12:4528
169.4Short & Short!RAVEN1::B_ADAMSCrash in turn 4, It's him again!Tue Feb 27 1990 18:015
169.5I/OSHAPES::MACMILLANRSo many roads, so little timeWed Feb 28 1990 03:476
169.6Be witcha in a minitDPDSAL::JEFFREYguten Tag, ehWed Feb 28 1990 07:134
169.7I liked this one...CTOAVX::GONSALVESCan Anyone Solve Everthing?Wed Feb 28 1990 10:4311
169.8Calling machine....???GALVIA::FLOODghost writers in the sky....Wed Feb 28 1990 19:1515
169.9For real!EMMFG::LAYTONThu Mar 01 1990 09:4715
169.10JAWS::ROSARIOSnowbound snowbunnyThu Mar 01 1990 10:3723
169.11WHATIF::CROTEAUBound to my last cigarette...Thu Mar 01 1990 12:0214
169.12Messy Housekeeper!BTOVT::COLBURNIs there a Doctor in the Fish?Wed Mar 07 1990 11:018
169.13Ahh. the sound of the pipes..VINO::MCGLINCHEYSancho! My Armor! My TECO Macros!Wed Mar 07 1990 16:1930
169.14Machine <---> MachineVINO::MCGLINCHEYSancho! My Armor! My TECO Macros!Fri Mar 09 1990 05:4480
169.15ALLERGY ATTACK FOR AN ELEPHANT!!!GENRAL::HUNTERfrom SUNNY Colorado, WayneWed Mar 14 1990 08:3311
169.16Most recentDONVAN::T_THEOMy cup is half fullWed Mar 14 1990 19:357
169.17DASXPS::TIMMONSI&#039;m a Pepere!Fri Mar 16 1990 04:086
169.18heard from othersCSCOA5::HUFFSTETLERReckless AbandonerTue Mar 27 1990 10:5421
169.19Two of my favorites...WORDY::G_KNIGHTINGThinkingspeakingthinkingspeaking.Thu Apr 26 1990 11:0212
169.20RVAX::MCGARGHANhigh time you joined in the danceFri May 11 1990 11:3818
169.21CARTUN::DWESSELSThe only constant is change.Tue Jun 12 1990 11:2914
169.22A few...SYSTMX::HACHELife is like an analogyFri Jun 15 1990 09:1921
169.23WLDWST::S_THEALLcarpe diemMon Jun 18 1990 19:218
169.24SHIRE::DJENEFSKYYOU came from outta NoWHERE ...Tue Jul 03 1990 02:5413
169.25It screens my calls too...ELWOOD::LEBEAUA kindler, gentler Big BrotherTue Jul 03 1990 05:208
169.26the name IS the gameCSC32::P_TOMAROTue Jul 24 1990 17:319
169.27Bo0O !MASADA::TEMPMon Aug 06 1990 08:329
169.28SSVAX2::KATZThis is a close up?Mon Aug 06 1990 10:235
169.29SAHQ::LUBERI&#039;m schizophrenic and I am tooWed Aug 08 1990 11:564
169.30CSC32::J_OPPELTTo each his Dulcinea.Tue Aug 21 1990 10:3726
169.31HELLO??????????JURAN::QAR_TEMPTue Aug 21 1990 11:337
169.32tis fun to be diff.BALBOA::STARKToday,the price of dec stock is $%$##^Wed Aug 22 1990 03:158
169.33Take a bite outta crime?LUDWIG::PHILLIPSI USED to be sane,but I got better.Thu Aug 30 1990 07:4124
169.34Did You Ever Wonder?KEATNG::HACHEMy Foot Is On The RockWed Aug 28 1991 05:5815
169.35Out of Order????CSC32::M_FRAZIERA note from under the Smogberry Tree!Wed Aug 28 1991 13:1218
169.36exitCDS::LAVOIETom Lavoie 293-5705Wed Jan 15 1992 12:0816
169.37long winded messagePOCUS::CULLENFri Jan 17 1992 11:0311
169.38Another satisfied customerMISFIT::KINNEYDA little bit older and a lot less bolderTue Jan 28 1992 08:2125
169.39It answers the phone too...who needs a wife?GULF::JEFFREYMPeter Cottonmouth, The Easter SnakeWed Jan 29 1992 10:4721
169.40leave your messege with the catDORIAN::SAPPBthis space for rentTue Feb 04 1992 12:4013
169.41So I'm not a REAL poet.ECAMV3::FULTONCarpe Diem!Wed Feb 05 1992 10:2234
169.42some more...3218::STEVENSONFri Sep 25 1992 14:0719
169.43Eat yer heart out, John Williams!STRATA::PHILLIPSMusic of the spheres.Thu Jan 28 1993 09:0523
169.44gits em every timeDNEAST::CUDE_JOHNTrue to myselfSat Mar 13 1993 06:027
169.45theme musicNEMAIL::CARROLLJDoin&#039; the same thing twiceFri Apr 09 1993 15:006
169.46How come nobody asks for me?TNPUBS::WASIEJKORetired CPOThu Apr 15 1993 09:5642
169.47TAPE::LKLChrist in you - the hope of glory!Thu Apr 15 1993 12:2440
169.48LASCPM::BEAUREGARDLooking for HIGHER and FASTER!!Tue Apr 20 1993 18:2820
169.50It's true storyLASCPM::BEAUREGARDLooking for HIGHER and FASTER!!Mon Apr 26 1993 16:437
169.51SLBLUZ::WINKLEMANWinkleaustinmanThu Jul 27 1995 15:0419
169.52BEEP!MAGIC::CRAVENWho watches the Watchmen?Mon Aug 21 1995 16:0216
169.53BIS1::MENZIESNatural Born SpellerTue Aug 22 1995 04:509
169.57Just when you thought it couldnt get any worseZEKE::DAVISWhy Yes....it is user hostileWed Oct 18 1995 04:135
169.58NUBOAT::HEBERTCaptain BlighWed Oct 18 1995 13:137
169.59Psychiatric HotlineOSITEL::BRITTAINPeter, TOEM support Munich @RTO 865-3102Tue Jan 09 1996 10:2228
169.60POLAR::LYLEit&#039;s been a pressureTue Jan 09 1996 12:2713
169.61Ve hef vays off making you TALK! <beep>OSITEL::BRITTAINPeter, TOEM support Munich @RTO 865-3102Fri Feb 02 1996 03:3214
169.62wrong number?FABSIX::TH_TRANMon Mar 25 1996 09:596
169.63smooth as .....COMICS::MCCULLAGHMon Mar 25 1996 11:172
169.64wrong letter?SLBLUZ::WINKLEMANDogbert for Prez!Tue Mar 26 1996 13:428
169.65GTJAIL::MARTINOut to LunchTue Mar 26 1996 14:522
169.66Or...TNKSYS::DBROWNWith magic, you have some controlTue Mar 26 1996 17:331
169.67GTJAIL::MARTINOut to LunchTue Mar 26 1996 18:413
169.68DECWIN::JUDYThat&#039;s *Ms. Bitch* to you!Wed Mar 27 1996 14:4816
169.69BUSY::SLABOUNTYA Momentary Lapse of ReasonWed Mar 27 1996 15:285
169.71CHEFS::HANDLEY_IDo unto others...then split!Wed Apr 10 1996 10:0610
169.72On a related topic...NETRIX::&quot;[email protected]&quot;Mon Apr 29 1996 04:378
169.73mo nore backing talkwardsFABSIX::TR_TAYLORTue Oct 29 1996 03:158