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Conference 7.286::humor

Title:	Humor - Read Note 2.*
Notice:	Laughter - The World's Greatest Medicine
Moderator:	TIMAMP::SULLIVAN

Created:	Fri Oct 20 1989
Last Modified:	Tue Jun 03 1997
Last Successful Update:	Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:	947
Total number of notes:	13381

40.0. "Signs, billboards, bumper stickers, etc." by 38514::SLABOUNTY (Suicycomania!!) Wed Nov 08 1989 11:35

T.R	Title	User	Personal Name	Date	Lines
40.1		38514::SLABOUNTY	Suicycomania!!	`Wed Nov 08 1989 11:36`	8
40.2	Great Slogan	38338::KAUPS		`Mon Nov 13 1989 08:31`	3
40.3	right to the point	21568::TOBIN		`Mon Nov 13 1989 11:43`	22
40.4	Here are a couple	21568::FSMITH		`Mon Nov 13 1989 12:06`	10
40.5	Hungry?	7413::BPERKINS	BRIAN	`Mon Nov 13 1989 14:56`	4
40.6		DECWET::THOMAS		`Mon Nov 13 1989 15:41`	13
40.8	Mac tools ad	CSCOA5::HUFFSTETLER		`Tue Nov 14 1989 06:21`	7
40.9	?PET FOOD?	21006::ORCUTT		`Tue Nov 14 1989 08:34`	29
40.10	More Garbage	40314::CROWLEY	til the echoes ring again!!!	`Tue Nov 14 1989 08:55`	7
40.11		57112::MORRISSEY	Draculette	`Tue Nov 14 1989 13:01`	8
40.14	T-shirt sign/slogan	OAW::MILLER_PA		`Wed Nov 15 1989 10:21`	6
40.15		36966::JAMES		`Wed Nov 15 1989 13:55`	3
40.17		45426::GLOVER	one in a million	`Thu Nov 16 1989 01:30`	17
40.18	one I saw	27958::KIRK	a simple song	`Thu Nov 16 1989 11:06`	7
40.19	one I read	27958::KIRK	a simple song	`Thu Nov 16 1989 11:08`	7
40.20	Honest.	7486::MCGLINCHEY	Sancho! My Armor! My TECO Macros!	`Fri Nov 17 1989 07:48`	7
40.21	not just in wonderland...	3230::BERNIER	LUCKY IS DEAD?	`Sun Nov 19 1989 23:52`	3
40.22	One more ...	21568::TOBIN		`Mon Nov 20 1989 04:56`	20
40.24	you're bloody well right..."	26648::REID	I'll take CHEESE for $500, Alex	`Sun Nov 26 1989 15:52`	7
40.25		32828::SCHMUHL		`Mon Nov 27 1989 08:39`	12
40.26	maybe this should go with old folks	CSCOA5::HUFFSTETLER		`Tue Nov 28 1989 06:57`	8
40.28		17736::BROWN_J		`Wed Nov 29 1989 07:20`	14
40.29	one more...	17736::BROWN_J		`Wed Nov 29 1989 07:21`	26
40.30	Lays jokes.. betcha can't type just one!	17736::BROWN_J		`Wed Nov 29 1989 07:27`	21
40.31	Your Next Stop...	27958::KIRK	a simple song	`Wed Nov 29 1989 11:18`	11
40.34	Graffitti	RAYBOK::WHITLOCK	Stay calm, I'm in charge here.	`Tue Dec 12 1989 08:21`	6
40.35	Driving for dollars	31913::LONG		`Mon Dec 18 1989 12:53`	3
40.36		WLDWST::GKEFALINOS	I wanna be sedated!	`Mon Dec 18 1989 21:01`	9
40.37	acoupleamore	16821::JEFFREY	Bobocop	`Tue Dec 19 1989 09:04`	22
40.38		6297::JAMES		`Tue Dec 19 1989 20:41`	4
40.39		16821::MATTSON	It's always something!	`Wed Dec 20 1989 08:49`	9
40.40		16821::MATTSON	It's always something!	`Wed Dec 20 1989 09:01`	7
40.41	bumper sticker	CSCOA5::HUFFSTETLER	Reckless Abandoner	`Thu Dec 21 1989 15:28`	6
40.43	and then there was...	7486::MCGLINCHEY	Sancho! My Armor! My TECO Macros!	`Fri Dec 22 1989 06:01`	7
40.44	Bruins fans-remember when...	3131::RUTZEN		`Fri Dec 22 1989 07:03`	7
40.46	...and my favorite	26648::REID		`Fri Dec 22 1989 07:44`	2
40.47	Y'all take care, these holidays, hear?	CSCOAC::CONWAY_J	Anything worth doing, is worth doing imperfectly	`Fri Dec 22 1989 08:10`	30
40.48		ATPS::GREENHALGE	Mouse	`Wed Dec 27 1989 11:58`	20
40.49		SLSTRN::GKELLER	Gooood Mornnning Panaama	`Thu Dec 28 1989 08:28`	7
40.51	FOREFRONT needs a proofreader!	HPSTEK::RENE	Are you with me Doctor?	`Thu Dec 28 1989 11:14`	9
40.52	More street signs	GOTHIC::TOBIN		`Thu Dec 28 1989 11:18`	8
40.53	blech	WMOIS::R_ELWELL	Dirty old men need love, too.	`Thu Dec 28 1989 12:32`	7
40.55		GENRAL::WADE	You can't always get what you want	`Thu Dec 28 1989 14:08`	5
40.56	I howled	DPDMAI::JEFFREY	The Captain and Toenail	`Thu Dec 28 1989 14:31`	14
40.57	Ooops	DONVAN::T_THEO	My cup is half full	`Thu Dec 28 1989 18:30`	14
40.58	2 more	STRATA::ETHOMPSON	I`m the NRA	`Thu Dec 28 1989 20:35`	6
40.59		VMSDEV::BUFORD	Let sleeping children lie	`Fri Dec 29 1989 05:57`	5
40.60	Great slogan, not bad in poker!	FSTVAX::ROYER	CONAN at the bat!	`Fri Dec 29 1989 06:45`	7
40.61	Ooohh..gotta have some	FASTER::DHAMEL	Is Nothing Sacred?	`Fri Dec 29 1989 11:00`	11
40.62		HEFTY::HOLUKJ		`Fri Dec 29 1989 17:36`	8
40.63	I C E C R I C K E T S	DPDMAI::JEFFREY	The Captain and Toenail	`Tue Jan 02 1990 08:33`	10
40.66	similar but different to one back a ways	CSCOA5::HUFFSTETLER	Reckless Abandoner	`Tue Jan 02 1990 12:52`	14
40.67	Local Signs	MAVSN1::STOTT	Data, data, everywhere ... but not a bit to byte	`Wed Jan 03 1990 11:16`	39
40.68		EDUHCI::WENTZELL	I don't think therefore I'm not	`Wed Jan 03 1990 11:17`	22
40.69	Place yer bets, place yer bets	DONVAN::T_THEO	My cup is half full	`Wed Jan 03 1990 18:53`	15
40.70		DONVAN::T_THEO	My cup is half full	`Wed Jan 03 1990 18:58`	12
40.72	Can't wear that one to work any more...	VICKI::WHEELER	An acceptable level of ecstacy	`Thu Jan 04 1990 09:05`	10
40.73	Island Fun	CSSE::WAITE		`Thu Jan 04 1990 11:24`	8
40.74		KAOA01::LAPLANTE		`Fri Jan 05 1990 05:09`	8
40.75	Rumor has it...	USRCV1::ILSLEY		`Fri Jan 05 1990 11:49`	8
40.76	Another Chinese Restaurant	CECV03::SADLER	Share and Enjoy!	`Mon Jan 08 1990 15:02`	5
40.77		SKAGIT::ELLISONRA		`Tue Jan 09 1990 15:03`	9
40.78	you can set it to music, too	WMOIS::R_ELWELL	Dirty old men need love, too.	`Wed Jan 10 1990 09:36`	6
40.79		GALLOP::BURNM	Hell! He-men three? My dear Watson?	`Thu Jan 11 1990 05:14`	19
40.88		MILKWY::CHARRON	I eat Frosted Flakes	`Sat Jan 13 1990 19:36`	16
40.89	Nice gams Mam	DONVAN::T_THEO	My cup is half full	`Sun Jan 14 1990 09:35`	11
40.90		IOSG::THOMPSONR	with an IQ of a demented grape.....	`Mon Jan 15 1990 02:50`	7
40.91	Bathroom grafitti...	DONVAN::T_THEO	My cup is half full	`Mon Jan 15 1990 09:52`	16
40.92	The mail man gave it to me	DPDMAI::JEFFREY	Ninjabo	`Tue Jan 16 1990 09:11`	11
40.94		DELNI::SWHITNEY		`Wed Jan 17 1990 06:28`	16
40.95	hair of the dog	DPDMAI::JEFFREY	Ninjabo	`Wed Jan 17 1990 07:38`	10
40.96	Honest...	BTOVT::MORONG		`Wed Jan 17 1990 07:47`	17
40.97	VFW Sighting	ZYDECO::PEACOCK	Shakin' the bush, Boss	`Wed Jan 17 1990 10:08`	8
40.98	one more...	ZYDECO::PEACOCK	Shakin' the bush, Boss	`Wed Jan 17 1990 10:10`	8
40.99		WLDWST::MALLADI		`Wed Jan 17 1990 16:34`	4
40.100	Saw this yesterday	NEEPS::IRVINE	Bob Irvine @EDA	`Thu Jan 18 1990 03:58`	8
40.101	All Directions This Way	VINO::MCGLINCHEY	Sancho! My Armor! My TECO Macros!	`Thu Jan 18 1990 06:07`	13
40.102	NE14 Toilet Tennis....?	GALVIA::FLOOD	ghost writers in the sky....	`Thu Jan 18 1990 06:13`	12
40.103	Toilet Graffiti	SAURUS::BRAMLEY	Make my Millennium	`Thu Jan 18 1990 09:54`	23
40.104	sign combo	TYFYS::MUNNS		`Thu Jan 18 1990 11:09`	17
40.105		MCIS1::DHAMEL	Is Nothing Sacred?	`Thu Jan 18 1990 13:27`	11
40.106		BTOVT::BROWN_J	Don't eat yellow snow!	`Fri Jan 19 1990 04:54`	8
40.107	boeing	SKAGIT::CORDERJE	PLAN 'R' R FOR ROBERT	`Fri Jan 19 1990 08:56`	8
40.108	seen on a church sign	CSCOA5::HUFFSTETLER	Reckless Abandoner	`Fri Jan 19 1990 09:41`	9
40.109	Lesser of two weevils	DONVAN::T_THEO	My cup is half full	`Fri Jan 19 1990 10:14`	11
40.110	Crossroads	DPDSAL::JEFFREY	Bargain Brand Beer Buyin' Blues	`Fri Jan 19 1990 11:46`	12
40.111	signs of the times	WLDWST::KING	INVEST IN YOURSELF	`Sat Jan 20 1990 16:48`	12
40.112	Disclaimer then yuks	DONVAN::T_THEO	My cup is half full	`Sat Jan 20 1990 19:51`	11
40.113	..and junk it was	DPDSAL::JEFFREY	Bargain Brand Beer Buyin' Blues	`Mon Jan 22 1990 08:04`	6
40.114	bumper snicker	GENRAL::HUNTER	from SUNNY Colorado, Wayne	`Mon Jan 22 1990 09:28`	8
40.115	don't get the last one?	CSCOA5::HUFFSTETLER	Reckless Abandoner	`Mon Jan 22 1990 13:09`	10
40.116		RAYBOK::WHITLOCK	Stay calm, I'm in charge here.	`Mon Jan 22 1990 13:12`	1
40.117	Crime and punishment	GALVIA::FLOOD	ghost writers in the sky....	`Tue Jan 23 1990 03:37`	14
40.118	BUMPER-SNICKERS	GENRAL::HUNTER	from SUNNY Colorado, Wayne	`Tue Jan 23 1990 14:25`	19
40.119	Back off, man -- I'm a scientist	VMSDEV::BUFORD	Let sleeping children lie	`Wed Jan 24 1990 07:21`	6
40.120	Wheeee!	SPICES::MCGOVERN	Szechuan Vanilla	`Wed Jan 24 1990 08:58`	5
40.121	Translation	CSOA1::SCHWARTZ_F	North Coast, U.S.A.	`Wed Jan 24 1990 09:45`	20
40.122		NOSNOW::MOODY		`Wed Jan 24 1990 09:46`	16
40.124		ROYALT::MORRISSEY	Dezyne Addict	`Wed Jan 24 1990 10:45`	10
40.125	For sale...	DISCVR::SORRELLS	Sherman's inevitable bowtie	`Thu Jan 25 1990 06:42`	6
40.126	Dad it's a spray... Never mind Laugh, laugh	NEADEV::THOMPSON	Always Dreaming	`Thu Jan 25 1990 07:04`	7
40.127	BUMPER SNICKER	GENRAL::HUNTER	from SUNNY Colorado, Wayne	`Thu Jan 25 1990 14:08`	6
40.128		BTOVT::BROWN_J	You R what U is	`Fri Jan 26 1990 02:57`	11
40.131	Watch how you say it	DPDSAL::JEFFREY	Senior VCR Programer	`Fri Jan 26 1990 07:02`	12
40.138	on a sweat shirt	STRATA::ETHOMPSON	I`m the NRA	`Fri Jan 26 1990 16:41`	4
40.140	yellow signs	STLTH::BIRMINGHAM	Don't <:-{ , be :-)	`Sat Jan 27 1990 12:12`	7
40.141	JUST SAY NO!	WLDWST::KING	INVEST IN YOURSELF	`Sat Jan 27 1990 14:37`	16
40.142	BABY ON BUMPER	DPDSAL::JEFFREY	Here today. Here tomorrow.	`Mon Jan 29 1990 06:59`	12
40.145	Bumper sticker jokes	WLDWST::MKHANDWALLA		`Mon Jan 29 1990 16:55`	15
40.148		CASPRO::WRESINSKI		`Thu Feb 01 1990 10:02`	17
40.149		CASPRO::WRESINSKI		`Thu Feb 01 1990 10:06`	12
40.150		IMZADI::KISER	Cash Talks, Credit Echos.	`Thu Feb 01 1990 10:37`	9
40.151		WLDWST::KING	INVEST IN YOURSELF	`Thu Feb 01 1990 12:56`	9
40.154	woods=bush??	CSCOA5::HUFFSTETLER	Reckless Abandoner	`Fri Feb 02 1990 15:11`	11
40.155	For the practical joker....	COMET::HAYESJ	A kinder, gentler machinegun hand.	`Sat Feb 03 1990 10:52`	8
40.156	I got one!	BALMER::MUDGETT	He's reading notes again Mom	`Sat Feb 03 1990 14:44`	5
40.157	Red Cross	KAOA11::LAPLANTE		`Tue Feb 06 1990 09:02`	6
40.158	Funny Name For A town	MUSKIE::SULLIVAN	Surrounded by the Competition,IBM	`Tue Feb 06 1990 12:51`	6
40.160		KAOA01::LAPLANTE		`Wed Feb 07 1990 05:12`	9
40.161	Nice plate HHht...	DONVAN::T_THEO	My cup is half full	`Wed Feb 07 1990 07:16`	9
40.162	Virtual Street?	STLTH::BIRMINGHAM	Don't <:-{ , be :-)	`Sun Feb 11 1990 16:58`	11
40.163		CCIIS1::ROGGEBAND	_ �hili��e _	`Mon Feb 12 1990 02:49`	11
40.164	shoot!	DPD08::JEFFREY	Cows don't know they're cows	`Mon Feb 12 1990 08:57`	15
40.165		TIXEL::ARNOLD	Thought badly fragmented..continuing	`Mon Feb 12 1990 10:49`	7
40.166	????	UBOHUB::SHELDON_R	Sticky The Stick Insect	`Wed Feb 14 1990 03:52`	4
40.167	Say What?	AKOV11::SCHAVONE	Pool Players are Ball Busters	`Wed Feb 14 1990 11:16`	4
40.170		FXADM::SECURITY		`Sun Feb 18 1990 01:15`	9
40.171		FXADM::SECURITY		`Sun Feb 18 1990 01:25`	25
40.172		WMOIS::HOLEWA	Getting in Tune to the Straight and Narrow.	`Mon Feb 19 1990 06:14`	4
40.174	the natives are restless	LUDWIG::BEAULIEU	TENNESEE JED	`Tue Feb 20 1990 04:50`	3
40.175	Welcome to Minnesota	FASDER::CRUSSELL	Antic the Fearless	`Tue Feb 20 1990 05:39`	10
40.176	Sno Boids Go Home	DPD08::JEFFREY	What are you looking at?	`Tue Feb 20 1990 07:52`	8
40.177	No bugs	RAYBOK::WHITLOCK	Just say NO, to drug testing.	`Wed Feb 21 1990 08:37`	3
40.178	Sssssssssssssssss	WMOIS::HOLEWA	Getting in Tune to the Straight and Narrow.	`Thu Feb 22 1990 06:31`	4
40.179		IAMOK::MACGILLIVARY	Don't worry, Be Happy...	`Thu Feb 22 1990 09:43`	3
40.180	another funny bumper sticker!	BSS::PRIDDY		`Sun Feb 25 1990 16:25`	10
40.181	WHICH WAY????	GENRAL::HUNTER	from SUNNY Colorado, Wayne	`Mon Feb 26 1990 14:51`	14
40.182	AZ humor	SALSA::MOELLER	Emptio ii domum	`Mon Feb 26 1990 15:56`	5
40.184	Westboro Also	AKOV11::SCHAVONE	Pool Players are Ball Busters	`Tue Feb 27 1990 09:08`	7
40.185	What's up doc?	TALLIS::TDAVIS		`Wed Feb 28 1990 11:57`	4
40.186	Thinking AI?	FASDER::CRUSSELL	Antic the Fearless	`Wed Feb 28 1990 16:48`	14
40.187	Think about it	USEM::MCQUEENEY	Managing L.E.S.S. every day.	`Wed Feb 28 1990 18:06`	7
40.188	These made me laugh	KIPPIS::HAHKIO	It's only [one] life	`Mon Mar 05 1990 23:48`	20
40.189	"DeBug"	WCSM::SOLANKI		`Tue Mar 06 1990 05:04`	2
40.190	No intelligent life here !	CITEOG::JSHIVNAN	Many are cold, but few are frozen!	`Tue Mar 06 1990 08:51`	8
40.191		SMURF::MEYER	Mainstream Bohemian	`Wed Mar 07 1990 06:38`	5
40.192		RVAX::MCGARGHAN	Das Ding an sich.	`Wed Mar 14 1990 11:31`	6
40.193	Might be a real place ???	DPDSAL::JEFFREY	Toto too?	`Wed Mar 14 1990 13:03`	13
40.194	Get your T.V fixed	BSS::DSMITH		`Wed Mar 14 1990 15:58`	6
40.195	It covers all the protests.	WMOIS::HOLEWA	And then, the cook was goosed.	`Thu Mar 15 1990 05:38`	4
40.196		MILKWY::SLABOUNTY	Heavy_Metal power - 240 watts!!	`Thu Mar 15 1990 09:43`	13
40.198	no Hitashi Barbecued Ridgies pleaze	BTOVT::BROWN_J	Sir Loin of Beef	`Fri Mar 16 1990 03:10`	17
40.199	More and more...	LUDWIG::SADIN	Python packin', Sig shootin' DECie	`Sun Mar 18 1990 06:09`	19
40.200		JAIMES::BARRL	The sun sets like molasses in the sky	`Mon Mar 19 1990 10:03`	6
40.201	SIGNS OF THE TIMES??	GENRAL::HUNTER	from SUNNY Colorado, Wayne	`Wed Mar 21 1990 10:11`	11
40.202		CIMNET::TOBIN_D		`Wed Mar 21 1990 12:00`	13
40.203		EUCLID::OWEN	It's Just a Madhouse Anyway	`Wed Mar 21 1990 12:51`	8
40.204	Out of Order = It's Busted!	DPD01::JEFFREY	modify work/vacation=yeehaw!	`Wed Mar 21 1990 13:28`	8
40.205	admit it, you did	HANNAH::OSMAN	see HANNAH::IGLOO$:[OSMAN]ERIC.VT240	`Wed Mar 21 1990 14:12`	4
40.206	Good Marketing	MTHOOD::JOYNERGL		`Thu Mar 22 1990 10:55`	5
40.207	RETIRMENT??	SANCHO::RAMSAY	KA7ZMZ	`Thu Mar 22 1990 19:24`	6
40.208	Plan your work, and workyourplan	DASXPS::TIMMONS	I'm a Pepere!	`Fri Mar 23 1990 04:28`	10
40.209	In search of Refund !!	WR2FOR::MANN_JA		`Fri Mar 23 1990 20:09`	6
40.210	Read From The Rear	RAVEN1::K_STEVENS		`Mon Mar 26 1990 00:18`	10
40.211		MILKWY::SLABOUNTY	Heavy_Metal power - 240 watts!!	`Mon Mar 26 1990 12:47`	10
40.212		ENOVAX::BARRETT	Computers will ruin your life	`Mon Mar 26 1990 14:15`	38
40.213	From the South	CHFS32::HMONTGO		`Mon Mar 26 1990 18:54`	26
40.214	From Wild West	WR2FOR::MANN_JA		`Mon Mar 26 1990 20:53`	6
40.217	can you resist this deal ?	HANNAH::OSMAN	see HANNAH::IGLOO$:[OSMAN]ERIC.VT240	`Tue Mar 27 1990 13:50`	6
40.218	Herman	DPDSAL::JEFFREY	Off to see the lizard	`Tue Mar 27 1990 14:07`	13
40.219		JOCKEY::BURNM	A lame manatee my dear Watson?	`Wed Mar 28 1990 04:50`	11
40.220	I can't take credit for this one	HANNAH::OSMAN	see HANNAH::IGLOO$:[OSMAN]ERIC.VT240	`Wed Mar 28 1990 07:30`	8
40.221	medium rare for me	JANUS::WEST		`Wed Mar 28 1990 07:31`	10
40.222	Not berry bunny	SNOC01::NICHOLLS	Elvis lives only in an anagram	`Thu Mar 29 1990 16:30`	4
40.223	Here are some goodies!!	FTMUDG::CONNALLY_S		`Sat Mar 31 1990 17:21`	21
40.224		IOSG::THOMPSONR	Nostalgia isn't what it used to be	`Mon Apr 02 1990 05:38`	14
40.225	ONLY IN CALIFORNIA	STRATA::ETHOMPSON	I`m the NRA	`Wed Apr 04 1990 16:27`	10
40.226	Check Please....	DASXPS::KDAVIS	QUIET....someone is comming...	`Fri Apr 06 1990 10:49`	10
40.227	CANDY	BUSY::SECURITY		`Fri Apr 06 1990 20:10`	2
40.228		DECXPS::TIMMONS	I'm a Pepere!	`Mon Apr 09 1990 09:24`	5
40.229	Bother me	BUFFER::HOMER		`Thu Apr 12 1990 12:28`	5
40.230	Lisa's driving	WLDWST::ODO	I know Jesus loves you. I am trying....	`Mon Apr 16 1990 17:15`	9
40.231	I guess it was just my magination	31093::S_THEALL	carpe diem	`Tue Apr 17 1990 09:24`	8
40.232	R R R	WORDY::T_THEO		`Fri Apr 20 1990 07:57`	6
40.233	I love it....	GUCCI::CBAUER	Why Me???	`Wed Apr 25 1990 06:54`	7
40.234	politics	CLARID::SLOMAN	the abominable	`Wed Apr 25 1990 07:15`	8
40.235	Hope this hasn't been said before	CRATE::STREET	Tapestry? OK by me, OK Bayeux?	`Thu Apr 26 1990 06:04`	5
40.236	dyslexic signs	SLSTRN::GKELLER	Re-cycle, its global exercise	`Thu Apr 26 1990 09:54`	12
40.237	Yummy Yummy	SLSTRN::GKELLER	Re-cycle, its global exercise	`Thu Apr 26 1990 10:14`	12
40.238	I'm still hungry	WLDWST::S_THEALL	carpe diem	`Thu Apr 26 1990 10:48`	12
40.239	WARNING	PENUTS::CSWEENEY		`Thu May 03 1990 09:26`	9
40.240		GUCCI::CBAUER	Why Me???	`Fri May 04 1990 05:32`	4
40.241	**dump a load**	NWD002::FREEMANRO		`Fri May 04 1990 13:49`	5
40.242	Death Row ???	TOWNS::WILEY	Marshall Wiley - PSS	`Tue May 08 1990 21:56`	15
40.243	Here's one for you...	WLDWST::RILUSTRE		`Thu May 10 1990 07:05`	8
40.244	Just the facts.....	BTOVT::PEDERSEND	This space is un-occupied	`Fri May 11 1990 03:42`	10
40.246	And a few additions not seen	PENUTS::MADAVIS		`Mon May 14 1990 12:30`	34
40.245	What's that again?	BTOVT::BETTIS_L		`Tue May 15 1990 09:45`	4
40.247	bedtime	GENRAL::HUNTER	from SUNNY Colorado, Wayne	`Wed May 16 1990 13:17`	5
40.250	Keep away....	CAM::MILLER	It's only life, after all	`Fri May 18 1990 08:54`	4
40.251		PACKER::BACZKO	It's Spring!!!! Lets go fishin'	`Mon May 21 1990 09:18`	4
40.252	Only in calif.	SWAM1::MYRANN_FR		`Mon May 21 1990 12:11`	5
40.253	Will it ever end???	GUCCI::CBAUER	Why Me???	`Tue May 22 1990 05:13`	4
40.254	Another brilliant sign maker	HPSTEK::BPERKINS	Be ALERT...we need more LERTS	`Tue May 22 1990 06:23`	7
40.256	warning: explicitly graphic sexual material	HANNAH::OSMAN	see HANNAH::IGLOO$:[OSMAN]ERIC.VT240	`Tue May 22 1990 10:39`	17
40.258		DONVAN::T_THEO	It's OK, I'm with the band	`Tue May 22 1990 11:12`	5
40.259		MILKWY::SLABOUNTY	Audiophiles do it 'til it hertz!	`Wed May 23 1990 05:01`	9
40.260		WLDWST::S_THEALL	carpe diem	`Wed May 23 1990 09:43`	6
40.261		OAW::MILLER_PA	SF49ers will THREEPEATE	`Thu May 24 1990 12:10`	6
40.262	I Swear It's True!	SSGVAX::MCCULLER		`Thu May 24 1990 21:46`	32
40.266	See Dick	4GL::HURD		`Tue May 29 1990 10:35`	8
40.264	Stamina	DONVAN::T_THEO	It's OK, I'm with the band	`Tue May 29 1990 11:22`	25
40.265	So True!	OBSESS::FALLO		`Tue May 29 1990 13:49`	12
40.267		31783::SOO	We need the machine that goes ping.	`Tue May 29 1990 20:49`	4
40.268	ala Peewee Herman	WLDWST::S_THEALL	carpe diem	`Thu May 31 1990 08:51`	10
40.269	Bumper Sticker	WLDWST::S_THEALL	carpe diem	`Fri Jun 01 1990 08:47`	4
40.270	How's this one?	BTOVT::BETTIS_L		`Fri Jun 01 1990 09:28`	8
40.271	A Foreign Sign	LEDS::BLODGETT	A.K.A. Mrs. S�rensen	`Wed Jun 06 1990 05:54`	5
40.272		LEDS::KIROVAC_S		`Wed Jun 06 1990 08:11`	7
40.273	Some things never change..	GMC4X4::BRIGGS	Rebel without a ....station wagn..yeah	`Fri Jun 08 1990 08:35`	8
40.274		MCIS1::DHAMEL	Ya gotta aggregate yer SLOF's, man	`Mon Jun 11 1990 07:27`	14
40.275	Danish lesson	COPCLU::SIIG	Great Dane at Large	`Tue Jun 12 1990 02:17`	17
40.276	A Cleaners Sign	WMOIS::D_TURNER		`Thu Jun 14 1990 05:28`	3
40.277	Yellow Diamond	GIDDAY::SCOTTD		`Mon Jun 18 1990 05:52`	1
40.278	That Car Was Ugly	USEM::BLOUNT	What Is Hip?	`Mon Jun 18 1990 08:07`	7
40.279	Not just a truck	DONVAN::T_THEO	Can't touch this	`Wed Jun 20 1990 05:23`	6
40.280	Ford Drivers Revenge	OAW::MILLER_PA	I've getten, and I can't fall up	`Wed Jun 20 1990 08:02`	5
40.281	Unfortunately his is the only one.	DONVAN::T_THEO	Can't touch this	`Wed Jun 20 1990 10:02`	10
40.282	Vroooooom, putt -sputter-, cough - choke.	WAV13::CARROLLJ	Ewige Blumenkraft! Fnord!	`Sat Jun 23 1990 08:25`	9
40.284	I like my Ford	RAVEN1::DAVIS_A	dnim kcis eno	`Sun Jun 24 1990 21:50`	8
40.287		PFSVAX::JACOB	Always eat ice cream after HOT Chili	`Mon Jun 25 1990 06:58`	9
40.288		MCIS1::DHAMEL	Help cure P-name writers block	`Mon Jun 25 1990 08:00`	9
40.289		CSOA1::SCHWARTZ_F	North Coast, U.S.A.	`Tue Jun 26 1990 05:40`	4
40.290	8^)	AIADM::BURKART		`Fri Jun 29 1990 14:56`	3
40.291		SKAGIT::CORDERJE	PLAN 'R' R FOR ROBERT	`Mon Jul 02 1990 09:25`	4
40.292		ILOV14::PATTISON	A rolling stone gets the worm	`Thu Jul 05 1990 10:04`	5
40.293	;^]	AIADM::BARRETT		`Fri Jul 06 1990 08:42`	10
40.294	lets interface	CSC32::P_TOMARO		`Fri Jul 06 1990 17:56`	33
40.295	GT	CGOO01::DTHOMPSON	Don, of Don's ACT	`Wed Jul 11 1990 19:54`	6
40.296	urgh	CLARID::SLOMAN	You mean there IS a foreground?	`Mon Jul 16 1990 00:53`	4
40.297	A few more	SLSTRN::GKELLER	carp� diem	`Tue Jul 24 1990 12:44`	25
40.298	A few more...	BOSOX::DOUGHERTY		`Wed Jul 25 1990 11:11`	7
40.299	from Wash. DC.....	DACT6::CHASE	Cut it large and kick it into place	`Fri Jul 27 1990 13:45`	9
40.300	another bathroom graffiti	SHRFAC::TAYLOR		`Mon Jul 30 1990 07:19`	4
40.301	North Dakota	SSVAX2::KATZ	What's your damage?	`Mon Jul 30 1990 08:08`	12
40.302	barry jokes	EMASS::LANDRIGAN		`Mon Jul 30 1990 13:47`	8
40.303	BIG A$$ TRUNK	ODIXIE::JELASO		`Tue Jul 31 1990 14:08`	7
40.304	YOU MEAN "TRUCK", I HOPE!!!	RAVEN1::M_PHILLIPS	U CANT TOUCH THIS	`Wed Aug 01 1990 00:00`	1
40.306	and another...	DACT6::CHASE	Cut it large and kick it into place	`Mon Aug 06 1990 20:18`	3
40.307		AIS13::MARTINO	Martino isn't my name!	`Thu Aug 09 1990 07:56`	2
40.308	love them bugs!	MASADA::TEMP		`Thu Aug 09 1990 08:01`	6
40.309		NRADM::PARENT	IT'S NOT PMS-THIS IS HOW I REALLY AM	`Fri Aug 10 1990 09:31`	6
40.310	Keep in clean, ey?	DONVAN::T_THEO	I'm with Stupid --->	`Mon Aug 13 1990 11:25`	6
40.312		CSC32::J_OPPELT	To each his Dulcinea.	`Mon Aug 13 1990 14:49`	3
40.313	great plains	GLDOA::STAGGS	Rather be Fishing	`Mon Aug 13 1990 18:39`	10
40.314		SANCHO::RAMSAY	LEARING A NEW LIFE STYLE	`Mon Aug 13 1990 19:33`	4
40.315		RAVEN1::JERRYWHITE	Joke 'em if they can't take a ...	`Tue Aug 14 1990 01:27`	10
40.316	It's just a highway	XCELL::WOOD	Don't have a COW dad	`Wed Aug 15 1990 07:23`	5
40.317	Maybe a little rude, but funny...	WR2FOR::COSTELLO_KE		`Wed Aug 15 1990 12:32`	4
40.318		DONVAN::T_THEO	I'm with Stupid --->	`Fri Aug 17 1990 06:40`	6
40.319		GVA01::ATKINSON	Just the facts kid	`Fri Aug 17 1990 07:39`	7
40.320	Glad it didn't happen	JUPITR::FERRARO		`Sat Aug 18 1990 11:43`	12
40.321	Especially when it hits the fan........	GLDOA::STAGGS	Rather be Fishing	`Thu Aug 23 1990 19:31`	7
40.322		CSC32::H_SO	I'm reliable: Made in Korea	`Thu Aug 23 1990 21:10`	5
40.323	Free Moustache Rides	CSC32::J_HENSON		`Fri Aug 24 1990 07:19`	0
40.324	HOZZATT?	WLDWST::AABBAS	LET'S DO IT..........	`Fri Aug 24 1990 09:14`	6
40.325	Fish Story	20986::SCHAVONE	Pool Players do it on cue	`Fri Aug 24 1990 09:37`	5
40.327		BRUMMY::HAZEL	A town called ... er ... thingy	`Sat Aug 25 1990 02:43`	6
40.328		CSC32::H_SO	Save a tree, eat a beaver	`Sat Aug 25 1990 11:20`	6
40.329	i've seen a few	SHRFAC::LINDBERG		`Sat Aug 25 1990 20:51`	22
40.330	only in cal.	SHRFAC::LINDBERG		`Sun Aug 26 1990 18:06`	14
40.331	Variation on .327	RAYBOK::WHITLOCK	Panduit, and Zeusduit, and....	`Mon Aug 27 1990 08:50`	4
40.332	ON A BOAT TRAILER	SANCHO::RAMSAY	LEARING A NEW LIFE STYLE	`Mon Aug 27 1990 20:29`	3
40.333	Excuse me ?	ESSB::SPENKELINK	SELL UP and ....... SAIL	`Tue Aug 28 1990 02:54`	19
40.334	"....taxed everything but their minds...."	LUDWIG::PHILLIPS	Music of the spheres.	`Tue Aug 28 1990 10:21`	12
40.335	Tatooes 'R' Us	MSDSWS::DBROWN	Dwight Brown, KXO	`Tue Aug 28 1990 19:56`	4
40.336	No, it's a birthmark, really	DONVAN::T_THEO	You don't know me, I live in the woods	`Wed Aug 29 1990 06:02`	5
40.337	Take a Bite Out of Crime	DPDMAI::DICK	Simple Person with a Complex Mind	`Wed Aug 29 1990 10:07`	6
40.338	"Kwitchyerbellyakin"!	SPCTRM::REILLY		`Thu Aug 30 1990 12:52`	10
40.339	Yet another bummper sticker...	CECV01::DOWNS		`Thu Aug 30 1990 18:10`	8
40.340	Ayeup	SAURUS::BRAMLEY	the Stick & the Carrot are One	`Fri Aug 31 1990 10:53`	9
40.341	Now thats some bridge	18463::FRITSCH		`Tue Sep 04 1990 09:08`	6
40.342		DPDMAI::THRELFALL	I'm the walkin' dudette...	`Tue Aug 06 1991 13:16`	10
40.343		CSC32::J_HENSON	What is 2 faced commit?	`Fri Aug 16 1991 13:49`	7
40.344	Dogs and Cats	CSC32::J_HENSON	What is 2 faced commit?	`Tue Sep 03 1991 13:29`	12
40.345	MCI savings	CSC32::M_FRAZIER	ItsAShortBetweenKeyboardAndChair	`Tue Sep 03 1991 14:18`	7
40.346	Bumper Sticker	SWAM2::LOYD_DA		`Mon Sep 09 1991 11:42`	4
40.347	A common one down here	BIGUN::HOLLOWAY	Stainless Steel Rats Don't Rust	`Mon Sep 09 1991 23:20`	2
40.348	91 Freeway = Hell Highway	CSC32::M_FRAZIER	ItsAShortBetweenKeyboardAndChair	`Wed Sep 11 1991 10:11`	15
40.349	This was found in a bar and passed on to me.	RAYBOK::WHITLOCK	Hey! Goodlooking male, comere!	`Thu Sep 12 1991 08:26`	81
40.350	too funny	DPDMAI::THRELFALL	Yo Zeke STOP! At the liquor store.	`Thu Sep 12 1991 09:36`	3
40.351		BALBOA::STARK	Monday's constitute 1/7 of your life!	`Fri Sep 13 1991 03:07`	1
40.352	A one for ALL!	FLYSQD::MONTVILLE		`Tue Sep 24 1991 08:13`	5
40.353	BUMPER STICKER	TRCP17::LACAILLE	Half-filled bottles of inspiration	`Wed Oct 02 1991 11:42`	5
40.354		MACNAS::JMAGUIRE	T�g go bog �	`Fri Oct 11 1991 04:17`	5
40.355	Corporate humor...	SA1794::BEANW	You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead	`Thu Oct 17 1991 11:35`	3
40.356	HUH???!!!!	19119::JANDROW		`Fri Oct 18 1991 09:53`	13
40.357	Here's two of them	FAC02::STOTT		`Fri Oct 18 1991 10:35`	12
40.358		19119::JANDROW		`Fri Oct 18 1991 11:08`	7
40.366	EEEK! DONT GO IN THERE	TROOA::LEVENS		`Wed Oct 23 1991 12:28`	8
40.367	Hmm, gardens galore	TROOA::LEVENS		`Fri Oct 25 1991 09:57`	4
40.368		RUTLND::NRAPAGLIA		`Fri Oct 25 1991 10:54`	10
40.370	A really crude one	CSC32::J_HENSON	I'll 2nd that amendment!	`Mon Oct 28 1991 09:22`	12
40.371		ROBOAT::HEBERT	Captain Bligh	`Mon Oct 28 1991 09:27`	4
40.372		DOBRA::MCGOVERN		`Mon Oct 28 1991 10:03`	5
40.373	My other car...	ELWOOD::BABIN	HOW'S MY TYPING? Call 1-800-ALLTYPO	`Mon Oct 28 1991 18:28`	6
40.374	how true, how true	NEMAIL::CARROLLJ	Contains Phenyalanine. Damn.	`Tue Oct 29 1991 20:53`	3
40.375	licence plate	ANGLIN::SULLIVAN	In the middle of IBM Country	`Wed Oct 30 1991 12:31`	7
40.376	What a job!	CSC32::J_HENSON	I'll 2nd that amendment!	`Thu Nov 07 1991 11:21`	14
40.377		DPDMAI::MILLERR		`Wed Nov 27 1991 13:08`	19
40.378		DPDMAI::THRELFALL	Scary, we miss ya already! 8(	`Wed Nov 27 1991 13:17`	4
40.379		OAW::MILLER	James' and (???) Daddy �	`Wed Nov 27 1991 15:02`	3
40.380		KIDVAX::CESCOBAR	The Years Of Decay	`Wed Nov 27 1991 23:17`	2
40.381		CSC32::J_HENSON	I'll 2nd that amendment!	`Mon Dec 16 1991 15:24`	1
40.382	Drinkaling	SANFAN::SCOTT_RO		`Tue Dec 17 1991 13:42`	1
40.383	A couple more...	WLDWST::BOWMAN		`Tue Dec 17 1991 14:26`	15
40.384	Silent 'pause'	MINDER::MACDONALDI	MUFC ECWC Champions	`Wed Dec 18 1991 05:59`	6
40.385	Brave drivers	TWIST::MERRICK	Twilight Zonie	`Wed Dec 18 1991 12:07`	7
40.386	can't argue with truth...	PILOT5::ILSLEY		`Fri Dec 20 1991 11:02`	1
40.387		DPDMAI::MILLERR		`Tue Dec 31 1991 08:23`	10
40.388	it sure is	CSC32::K_JACKSON	VTX - Have server, will travel	`Tue Dec 31 1991 14:45`	10
40.389		25314::WELLCOME	Steve Wellcome (Maynard)	`Tue Jan 14 1992 09:36`	6
40.390		SSDEVO::RICHARD	Elvis Needs Boats	`Tue Jan 14 1992 12:29`	3
40.391		APHE::BULLARD		`Tue Jan 14 1992 13:11`	3
40.392	on a tee-shirt	BTOVT::BROWN_J		`Wed Jan 15 1992 08:30`	4
40.393	Love my job!	ODIXIE::RRODRIGUEZ	I think I know a short-cut	`Wed Jan 15 1992 08:37`	3
40.394	But I did know eveything when I was that age...	FORTY2::ETHERIDGE	She's poultice	`Wed Jan 15 1992 10:29`	7
40.395	A few	CSC32::R_HARVEY	Hi Tech goes BOINK!	`Fri Feb 07 1992 16:04`	15
40.396	The untold secrets...	SQM::SAXENA		`Fri Feb 07 1992 19:22`	14
40.397		AIMHI::ALGER	"if I get this one and one more, that'l be two"	`Fri Feb 14 1992 09:18`	3
40.398	Or was it baby goats?	KAOFS::G_TAVERNINI	Perception lags reality	`Mon Feb 24 1992 10:22`	7
40.399	Car control?	ODIXIE::MOODY		`Tue Feb 25 1992 08:28`	4
40.400	The Colonel Wouldn't Approve!	OTOU01::GANNON	Mind that bus! What bus? SPLAT!!	`Thu Feb 27 1992 09:50`	6
40.401	sticky bumpers	TUNER::BROWN	Groom Lake Yacht Club	`Mon Mar 02 1992 05:30`	7
40.402		SQM::SAXENA		`Mon Mar 02 1992 07:13`	3
40.403		USCTR2::LBARR	Doin' the Hokey Pokey!	`Mon Mar 02 1992 09:04`	7
40.404	Says it all!	45286::SAXBY	Go ahead, Punk. MAKE MY TEA!!!!	`Mon Mar 02 1992 09:12`	6
40.405		MCIS2::COLLETON	THE THIEF OF BADGAGS	`Mon Mar 02 1992 10:39`	5
40.406	BUMper sticker	SQM::HEMANT		`Mon Mar 02 1992 14:07`	1
40.407	A REPLY FROM WAY BACK	FREEBE::WASSELL		`Thu Mar 05 1992 11:29`	10
40.409		WLDWST::RICHARDS_S	Searching with my good eye closed	`Fri Mar 06 1992 09:21`	5
40.410	On a van	CSC32::R_HARVEY	Hi Tech goes BOINK!	`Thu Mar 12 1992 11:49`	11
40.411	Seen in another notesfile	AIMHI::KELLER	I'm P.U. Politically Uncorrect	`Thu Mar 12 1992 13:39`	2
40.412	Written on the back of a very dirty coach...	REPAIR::RICKETTS	I practise safe hex	`Tue Mar 24 1992 03:39`	2
40.413	I only stop if I have to go.	SPIDR::RGAUDET		`Tue Mar 24 1992 04:15`	3
40.414	You can do it all over the state!	CNTROL::MCKEON	I'm no angel~	`Tue Mar 24 1992 04:30`	6
40.415	Bumper sticker seen on the back of a Chevy pickup	SHALOT::NICODEM	Who told you I'm paranoid???	`Mon May 11 1992 08:02`	1
40.416	Chevy:1 Ford: 0	DDIF::FRIDAY	CDA: The Holodeck of the future	`Mon May 11 1992 09:51`	6
40.417	It was advertised!	KYOA::HANSON	It's a sick world & I'm a happy guy	`Mon May 11 1992 12:07`	14
40.418	Kinda gross, but...	KYOA::HANSON	It's a sick world & I'm a happy guy	`Mon May 11 1992 12:10`	8
40.419	Also seen on condom machines in the UK...	REPAIR::RICKETTS	I practise safe hex	`Tue May 12 1992 02:25`	8
40.420	A few...	TEMPE::MERRICK	Stark Raving Sane!?	`Fri May 15 1992 09:20`	8
40.421	Free Sex Zones & only old equipment, please	FORTY2::CADWALLADER	Reaping time has come...	`Wed May 20 1992 03:56`	10
40.422		TRCOA::ROBINSON	Michael Robinson @TRC	`Mon May 25 1992 10:27`	6
40.470	Well then what can you smoke...	AIMHI::KELLER	I am not a number, I am a free man	`Thu Jun 04 1992 07:36`	6
40.471		MISFIT::KINNEYD	Angst for the memories	`Thu Jun 04 1992 07:52`	3
40.423	Combinations are good, too.	KYOA::HANSON	It's a sick world & I'm a happy guy	`Thu Jun 04 1992 08:32`	10
40.472	HuH?	TECA17::COGHILL	Steve Coghill, Luke 14:28	`Fri Jun 05 1992 05:54`	16
40.425	You're kidding. No one goes there!	33018::HANSON	It's a sick world & I'm a happy guy	`Mon Jun 08 1992 17:08`	14
40.473	More sillies	42721::LUND_YATES	MINE'S A PINT	`Tue Jun 09 1992 04:44`	18
40.474	reminds me of.......ummmmmmm	CSC32::C_MYERS		`Sat Jun 13 1992 15:03`	8
40.475	had to look twice at this one	39293::COLLETON	THE THIEF OF BADGAGS	`Tue Jun 16 1992 09:42`	9
40.430	R U Sure??	CSC32::D_SCHOENFELD	Reba for President in '92	`Thu Jun 18 1992 09:50`	6
40.431		19119::JANDROW	The Green-Eyed Lady	`Sat Jun 20 1992 05:13`	9
40.483	Geography lesson...	52347::WALLDIUS		`Tue Jun 23 1992 08:48`	10
40.476		2725::62917::BLISS		`Wed Jul 01 1992 08:04`	21
40.477		2725::62917::BLISS		`Wed Jul 01 1992 08:12`	19
40.478	So, which is it?	16821::MILLERR	Illuminati Unite!	`Wed Jul 01 1992 10:45`	16
40.479	Heey	34238::JEFFREYM	Nice face. Want a bananna?	`Tue Jul 07 1992 15:17`	11
40.433	Test-i-calculations	45266::WAVELL_N		`Thu Jul 16 1992 07:32`	4
40.434	Graffity additions to advertising.	51342::OLEP	If You Can't Join Them, Beat Them.	`Fri Jul 24 1992 09:32`	9
40.435	Sign of the times	8702::RICHARD	Elvis Needs Boats	`Fri Jul 24 1992 13:43`	10
40.436	more dry humor	CSC32::C_MYERS		`Sun Jul 26 1992 14:40`	26
40.437	I laughed	33798::JEFFREYM	Nice face. Want a bananna?	`Mon Jul 27 1992 10:46`	10
40.438	Ladies Tailor	58165::RAO		`Mon Jul 27 1992 11:53`	5
40.440	Kramp's in Madoc	58452::SMELLIE		`Tue Aug 04 1992 07:05`	1
40.441		19119::JANDROW	The Green-Eyed Lady	`Fri Aug 14 1992 10:00`	12
40.449	Clinton == More TAXES	34873::SULLIVAN	Take this job and LOVE it	`Wed Aug 19 1992 15:13`	5
40.450	But maybe we need to hear new lies...	56733::REITH	Jim HANNAH:: Reith DSG1/2E6 235-8039	`Thu Aug 20 1992 05:45`	8
40.459	Lingering from the 80's...	29572::SHILLCUTT_G	Hey.. You can't do that in Notes	`Tue Aug 25 1992 06:35`	6
40.460	Warning, obscure Yankee humor	3737::ALGER	"if I get this one and one more, that'l be two"	`Tue Aug 25 1992 09:52`	11
40.461	one of my favs	8269::COSTA	fast enough, ain't	`Wed Sep 09 1992 20:41`	5
40.462		60600::SOUTHWELL	He's in Notes> AGAIN Mum!	`Sat Sep 12 1992 05:04`	1
40.463	Don't read if you're a member of PETA	3281::STEVENSON		`Fri Sep 18 1992 08:16`	6
40.465	The number of the Beast!	56590::MOHN	blank space intentionally filled	`Fri Sep 18 1992 11:17`	2
40.466		60600::SOUTHWELL	He's in Notes> AGAIN Mum!	`Sun Sep 20 1992 00:35`	8
40.467	150BILLION and counting!!	CSC32::R_HARVEY	Yoiks and Away	`Wed Sep 23 1992 12:55`	11
40.468		57784::JANDROW	The Green-Eyed Lady	`Mon Sep 28 1992 14:35`	15
40.469	another...	RHETT::BRINSON		`Thu Oct 15 1992 09:55`	7
40.480	Really Old fashioned.	FLYWAY::REES	Ths sentnce has three errors	`Mon Dec 07 1992 11:28`	38
40.481	Why ask why?	ODIXIE::WHITEHEAD		`Tue Dec 15 1992 08:37`	6
40.482		CUPMK::T_THEO	No applause, just throw money!	`Tue Dec 15 1992 10:10`	13
40.484	Flying what?	CORA::KLAATU::CAMPOS		`Tue Dec 29 1992 17:51`	6
40.485		CUPMK::T_THEO	Take a number and a club.	`Sat Jan 11 1992 09:50`	9
40.486		GAVEL::JANDROW	Green-eyed lady, passion lady...	`Tue Jan 12 1993 17:16`	8
40.487	THIS HURTZ Ohhhh!!	KARHU::PARENT	without kids!!	`Wed Jan 13 1993 09:06`	11
40.488	Good Weekend!!!	ANGLIN::KTHOMPSON	is there life after 36 bits?	`Mon Feb 08 1993 09:53`	10
40.489	driving technique	LEVERS::DEFIORE		`Thu Feb 18 1993 15:32`	5
40.490	SIGN AT BACK OF TRUCK	BBIV02::VARUN		`Fri Mar 05 1993 00:11`	3
40.491	RESTAURANT VERSUS MASSAGE PARLOR	BBIV02::VARUN		`Fri Mar 05 1993 00:26`	10
40.492		JGODCL::NOORDIJK	nanoo nanoo	`Fri Mar 05 1993 07:11`	6
40.493	Lock phasers on target, Mr. Chekov...	STRATA::PHILLIPS	Music of the spheres.	`Fri Mar 05 1993 08:37`	14
40.494	letterbox	OSITEL::BRITTAIN	Peter, TCC Munich @UFC 865-3102	`Mon Mar 08 1993 04:16`	3
40.495	It could only be...	REPAIR::RICKETTS	REAL men don't need <HELP> keys	`Mon Mar 08 1993 05:24`	7
40.496	I want to laugh too!	JGODCL::NOORDIJK	nanoo nanoo	`Tue Mar 09 1993 01:40`	6
40.497	AKA PMS (=pre-menstrual stress)	REPAIR::RICKETTS	REAL men don't need <HELP> keys	`Tue Mar 09 1993 06:18`	9
40.498	Seen this before somewhere	PEKING::HORTONP	Rebel Without a Clue	`Tue Mar 09 1993 08:42`	35
40.499		LUNER::CIDADO		`Tue Mar 09 1993 09:52`	41
40.501	Another Septic Variant	SOLVIT::GAYNOR		`Tue Mar 09 1993 13:51`	9
40.502		UNYEM::RIEGLED	Customer Service, Ithaca, NY	`Tue Mar 09 1993 14:05`	3
40.503		BRUMMY::LAWTON	Do vegetarians chew their nails?	`Wed Mar 10 1993 05:44`	9
40.504		CUPMK::T_THEO	What do you know for sure?	`Wed Mar 10 1993 14:28`	7
40.505	!	USAT02::JEFFREYM	Nice face. Want a banana?	`Thu Mar 11 1993 12:17`	13
40.506	Outside a Pub in Essex UK	WELCLU::YOUNG	Policemen aren't nasty people	`Mon Mar 15 1993 09:12`	16
40.507		LASCPM::BEAUREGARD	Looking for HIGHER and FASTER!!	`Wed Mar 31 1993 14:20`	4
40.508	What would you do	CADSYS::PALTRY::LARRICK	Doug Larrick	`Thu Apr 08 1993 16:53`	10
40.509	cosmic	GJO001::REITER		`Fri Apr 09 1993 11:17`	13
40.510	A Moonie ?	OSITEL::BRITTAIN	Peter, TCC Munich @UFC 865-3102	`Tue Apr 13 1993 06:22`	5
40.511	$ SET BROAD command	LASCPM::BEAUREGARD	Looking for HIGHER and FASTER!!	`Tue Apr 20 1993 18:08`	6
40.512	120 Kilograms? No way ;-)	EEMELI::TFORSELL	Thanks for listening!	`Wed Apr 21 1993 05:55`	0
40.513	How many pounds in a kilogram?	LASCPM::BEAUREGARD	Looking for HIGHER and FASTER!!	`Wed Apr 21 1993 12:45`	3
40.514		3D::REITH	Jim 3D::Reith MLO1-2/c37 223-2021	`Wed Apr 21 1993 12:53`	1
40.515	GENUINE COINCIDENCE.......NOT	LEVERS::WOODFORD	There is Life After DEC	`Wed Apr 21 1993 14:58`	8
40.516	Bumper Fun	COMET::KENT		`Wed Apr 21 1993 20:54`	6
40.528		LUNER::CIDADO		`Fri May 28 1993 15:56`	6
40.529	HILLARY WHO??	KARHU::PARENT	yin/yang	`Tue Jun 01 1993 16:22`	5
40.530	one funny, one kinda sad...	OAW::MILLER	James' & Joy's Daddy...�	`Fri Jun 04 1993 18:23`	15
40.531		KIRKTN::AMILLAR	And some late news just in...	`Fri Jun 25 1993 03:20`	7
40.534		LUNER::CIDADO		`Wed Jun 30 1993 06:20`	10
40.535		LEVERS::WOODFORD	TREE CAR	`Wed Jun 30 1993 13:29`	4
40.536	Too much Govt.	DV780::TILLISON	Reverse Pivot	`Wed Jun 30 1993 14:28`	3
40.537	CAUTION	USAT05::JEFFREYM	Madonna dint love me	`Thu Jul 08 1993 15:05`	9
40.538	Steering wheels and swords?	GIDDAY::GILLINGSNP	a crucible of informative mistakes	`Fri Jul 09 1993 06:00`	10
40.539	blown up	WELCLU::KINGI	Ian DTN 853 4453	`Fri Jul 09 1993 09:07`	6
40.540	8^)	GAUSS::REITH	Jim 3D::Reith MLO1-2/c37 223-2021	`Fri Jul 09 1993 09:24`	1
40.541	Clinton/Gore	BSS::HOLLAND	Galvanized Yankee	`Fri Jul 09 1993 09:59`	6
40.542	a 3" button found in the office of a downsized employee	NEWPRT::NEWELL_JO	Don't wind your toys too tight	`Fri Jul 09 1993 13:58`	6
40.543	My other car is a ...	CHR27::BEAUREGARD	Friendly as a Hand Grenade	`Fri Jul 09 1993 17:23`	1
40.544	Sh*tty little ditty	FAILTE::STIRLINGI	IAIN STIRLING	`Wed Jul 14 1993 09:49`	14
40.545	GOTTA LUVITT	SISU::THOMPSON		`Tue Aug 10 1993 12:03`	18
40.546		LUNER::CIDADO		`Tue Aug 10 1993 13:53`	6
40.547	In the strangest of places!	SUBURB::BENNETTW		`Thu Aug 12 1993 10:56`	11
40.548		16821::MILLERR	Put it in a cool dry place	`Thu Oct 07 1993 17:44`	8
40.549		56504::WOODFORD	We're havin' a party! :*)	`Wed Jan 05 1994 13:44`	16
40.550	Wha...?	33816::JEFFREYM	Erah Erah Motivate Me	`Wed Jan 05 1994 18:06`	10
40.551		56504::WOODFORD	We're havin' a party! :*)	`Wed Jan 05 1994 18:11`	14
40.552	War...	31354::MILLER	I'm the NRA, too	`Mon Jan 10 1994 14:57`	4
40.553	bumper sticker	8269::KENT	Pull the trigger, God. I'm ready	`Thu Jan 20 1994 17:05`	5
40.554	Yes Please!	61002::GIFFORD	The chickens are restless!	`Wed Feb 23 1994 21:12`	6
40.555		54797::SCHUURMANS	Part Of The Heritage	`Thu Feb 24 1994 05:19`	6
40.556	Blonds	30029::HARTNETT	The PI (politically incorrect) Guy	`Thu Feb 24 1994 11:50`	3
40.557	Pushing	5468::POMEROY	Up, Up and Away!!	`Fri Apr 01 1994 09:14`	8
40.558		56504::WOODFORD	Doin' the Thorazine Shuffle!	`Fri Apr 01 1994 14:43`	10
40.562		29067::J_HENSON	Who elected Hillary?	`Fri Apr 15 1994 08:57`	5
40.564		29067::J_HENSON	and it's still too short!	`Fri Apr 22 1994 09:09`	5
40.565	This one's actually scary!!!	56504::WOODFORD	Our Time will come........	`Fri Apr 22 1994 10:44`	18
40.570	I LOVE bumper stickers!	BRAT::SULLIVAN	WHAT THE F***!?!?!	`Mon Aug 22 1994 17:35`	28
40.571	INHALE to the chief	CSSREG::BROWN	No Swett !!!	`Tue Aug 23 1994 07:20`	183
40.572	DUH!	ABACUS::SULLIVAN	WHAT THE F***!?!?!	`Thu Aug 25 1994 15:41`	7
40.573	NICE ICE CREAM	LILY::SRIMANTA		`Thu Nov 10 1994 12:43`	8
40.574	!!	KIRKTN::SWRIGHT	Uno CoCa Cola Porfavor	`Thu Nov 17 1994 06:07`	7
40.575		LUNER::CIDADO		`Thu Nov 17 1994 09:33`	8
40.576	There's no "there" there!	PEKING::SULLIVAND	No, no, hit it HARDER!!	`Tue Dec 13 1994 06:53`	6
40.577		OTOU20::POND		`Tue Dec 13 1994 18:28`	109
40.578		MOEUR8::NAYLOR		`Wed Dec 14 1994 02:42`	5
40.579	Pizza	ANGLIN::SULLIVAN	Take this job and LOVE it	`Wed Dec 14 1994 09:58`	8
40.580		LIOS01::BARNES		`Wed Dec 14 1994 15:37`	8
40.581	Is that a fact!!	DECLNE::SHEPARD		`Thu Dec 22 1994 12:46`	5
40.582	tomorrow never comes	NCMAIL::DUPLESSIS		`Wed Feb 01 1995 12:10`	8
40.583	Just a little to the left!	NCMAIL::DUPLESSIS		`Thu Feb 09 1995 13:45`	4
40.584	Bumper stickers...if already posted, tough luck.	OTOU20::POND		`Mon Mar 20 1995 11:59`	65
40.585	Here, Kitty,Kitty,Kitty....	WMOIS::BUCKLEY_M		`Fri Mar 31 1995 16:12`	8
40.586		NETCAD::WOODFORD	TimeToFillTheDonuts!	`Fri Mar 31 1995 17:15`	19
40.588		HOTLNE::GRILLO		`Tue Apr 04 1995 18:09`	12
40.590	Two more	USCTR1::SANTRY_K	much the way a brick doesn't...	`Wed Jun 21 1995 12:04`	11
40.591	I'm lost	ANGLIN::SULLIVAN	Take this job and LOVE it	`Fri Jul 28 1995 09:03`	14
40.592		LJSRV2::KALIKOW	Hi-ho! Yow! I'm surfing Arpanet!	`Sat Jul 29 1995 23:58`	6
40.593		SALEM::MREX	rex is king but mrex is queen	`Tue Aug 08 1995 13:43`	5
40.594	Bait Shop humor	BSS::HARDISON_P	summertime roller	`Tue Sep 26 1995 11:34`	3
40.595	CAMPING?	ANGLIN::SULLIVAN	Take this job and LOVE it	`Tue Sep 26 1995 23:31`	12
40.596	Plants	ANGLIN::SULLIVAN	Take this job and LOVE it	`Tue Sep 26 1995 23:36`	15
40.597		BUSY::BUSY::SLABOUNTY	Act like you own the company	`Wed Sep 27 1995 09:30`	4
40.598		ANGLIN::SULLIVAN	Take this job and LOVE it	`Wed Sep 27 1995 11:31`	9
40.599	Seen in NM	SLBLUZ::WINKLEMAN	Winkleaustinman	`Fri Sep 29 1995 09:33`	10
40.600	Holy Cow!	CHEFS::RUANEV		`Tue Nov 14 1995 08:52`	8
40.601		DECWIN::JUDY	That's Ms. Bitch to you!	`Tue Nov 21 1995 16:11`	8
40.602	honey wagons	CSSREG::BROWN	Common Sense Isn't	`Fri Dec 01 1995 12:23`	7
40.603	CAUTION PEOPLE	FABSIX::D_SWEENY		`Wed Jan 03 1996 03:07`	10
40.604	UNIONS??	DV780::SMITHG		`Thu Feb 08 1996 17:48`	5
40.605		FABSIX::K_KAMAR		`Sun Apr 14 1996 19:29`	6
40.606	Bumper Sticker - Spotted this morning:	MRDANA::BLANCHARD	Dana Blanchard dtn:226-5437	`Fri Aug 30 1996 15:48`	6
40.607		WOTVAX::pervy.mco.dec.com::gilbertb	hello world	`Wed Sep 04 1996 16:13`	3
40.608	A little funny, a lot scary, but real...	ODIXIE::LOWER	Everything you know is wrong!	`Thu Sep 05 1996 00:49`	13
40.609		SUBSYS::NEUMYER	Your memory still hangin round	`Thu Sep 05 1996 11:16`	6
40.610		MFGFIN::E_WALKER	Night of the Living Ed	`Thu Sep 05 1996 20:58`	11
40.611	Just like MOM used to say....	MFGFIN::MCINTOSHR		`Wed Sep 11 1996 08:56`	6
40.612		KAMALA::CIDADO		`Wed Sep 11 1996 11:21`	14
40.613	Another Bumper Sticker	CSLALL::MHOLMES		`Thu Oct 10 1996 10:13`	5
40.614	How many rights groups can you piss off?	STRATA::GOODNOW		`Sat Oct 12 1996 20:29`	2
40.615	Well drilling co. slogan	HOTLNE::BELANGER		`Wed Oct 16 1996 11:12`	6
40.616	Slick Willy	SYOMV::FOLEY	Instant Gratification takes too long	`Mon Oct 28 1996 12:23`	10
40.617	good philosophy	LUDWIG::ETCH		`Wed Dec 11 1996 10:41`	6
40.618	Yummy!	FABSIX::E_PHILLIPS	Music of the spheres.	`Thu May 15 1997 13:53`	7
	Spotted this one on the back of an RV this morning: Eat moose - 12,000 wolves can't ALL be wrong.... --Eric--