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| 6574.1 |  | PEAKS::OAKEY |  | Fri Dec 06 1996 16:31 | 10 | 
| 6574.2 | Mac(aroni) the Knife | VMSNET::RRICK | I'd rather be fishing! | Wed Jan 29 1997 18:04 | 12 | 
|  | 
    From a Dave Berry "I am not making this up" quote:
    
"A Belmar man who was throwing uncooked pasta out the window was charged by
police with stabbing a man who was hit by the rigatoni, police said."
The article states that the victim and some friends were walking on the street
at about 2 a.m. when "some people in an apartment began throwing uncooked
pasta out the window at them." Words were exchanged, and the pasta-wielding
perpetrator allegedly came out of the apartment and stabbed the victim.
According to a police spokesperson, "He must have hit him in an artery because
he was gushing blood."
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| 6574.3 | Hmmmmm | WMOIS::GIROUARD_C |  | Thu Jan 30 1997 06:08 | 3 | 
|  | Are tagents edible?
Chip
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| 6574.4 | Lesse, how many will get this? *8) | BSS::PROCTOR_R | Sniffing the floral arrangement | Thu Jan 30 1997 10:59 | 5 | 
|  |     
    > Are tagents edible?
    
    Nope. But if you eat them, and they bother your tummy, take a
    taga-mint.
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| 6574.5 |  | CSC32::J_FELDMAN | lightwriting in my camera obscura | Thu Jan 30 1997 11:14 | 3 | 
|  |     Does this mean that the ATF will be involved if you get heart burn?
    
    jim
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| 6574.6 | Un well maybe so | SBUOA::MARINI |  | Thu Jan 30 1997 11:38 | 1 | 
|  |     Only if the colon is effected....Un dats a yoke ya doncha noseit !
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| 6574.7 |  | BSS::PROCTOR_R | Sniffing the floral arrangement | Thu Jan 30 1997 11:59 | 6 | 
|  |     >  Only if the colon is effected
    
    So, if only part of my colon is affected, then it's a semi-colon;
    problem;?
    
    .bob {who now wishes he'd never gone along with this..}
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| 6574.8 | :-) | ZEKE::SMITH |  | Thu Jan 30 1997 13:42 | 5 | 
|  |     
     You guys are gettin silly......   :^)
    
      Geo-
    
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| 6574.9 | I'm confused | SBUOA::MARINI |  | Thu Jan 30 1997 15:30 | 8 | 
|  |     Well semi-colon hummmm? I think semi-colons are out lawed if they have
    a pistol grip, extended mag or a bayonet mount right ? ...durrrrrr
    
    So we gotta be talkin bout da FULL AUTO typ a colon..
    
    
    
    Gerry ( okay I quit now )
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| 6574.10 | YEEEOOOOWW! | BSS::PROCTOR_R | Sniffing the floral arrangement | Thu Jan 30 1997 16:14 | 6 | 
|  |     > da FULL AUTO typ a colon..
    
    Eat some of my 12-alarm chili, and we'll revisit this discussion on
    FULL AUTO high colonics..
    
    .bob 
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| 6574.11 |  | WMOIS::GIROUARD_C |  | Fri Jan 31 1997 06:03 | 3 | 
|  | I apologize to everyone for starting this :-).
Chip
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