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Conference misery::feline_v1

Title:	Meower Power is Valuing Differences
Notice:	FELINE_V1 is moving 1/11/94 5pm PST to MISERY
Moderator:	MISERY::VANZUYLEN_RO

Created:	Sun Feb 09 1986
Last Modified:	Tue Jan 11 1994
Last Successful Update:	Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:	5089
Total number of notes:	60366

4537.0. "CAT'S PRAYER (Funny!)" by SHALOT::CROCITTO () Tue Apr 09 1991 15:53

    Hi!
    
    I haven't been in this file for a LONG time.  Hi to all kitties and cat
    lovers.
    
    Here's something my mom sent me that just cracked me up.  Enjoy!
    
    	A CAT'S PRAYER
    
    "Now hear this!  You may live in this dwelling with me, but keep in mind
    your sole purpose for existing is to care for me.  I pray God keeps you
    able to do so.
    
    Feed me well and promptly, so that I may then find a quiet place to lie
    down and stare at you.  If that place happens to be on top of the
    television set, do not keep trying to dislodge me even though my tail
    is hanging in the middle of the picture.
    
    I expect full run of the premises, including the kitchen table.  I
    sniff your food only to see if I would prefer it to mine.  Brush me
    twice a week.  Pet me as often as you wish, but I can do without the
    idiotic statements you utter as you do so.
    
    When I bump my head against your leg or cheek, it means I accept you as
    part of my environment.  Keep in mind that if I thought the lady next
    door would feed me better, I'd be out of here in a minute.  If you're
    looking for loyalty, get a dog."
    
    ISN'T THIS THE TRUTH?
    
    Jane

T.R	Title	User	Personal Name	Date	Lines
4537.1		XCUSME::JENNISON	More Than Words	`Tue Apr 09 1991 16:45`	3
	Great I love it! SueJ & Alex
4537.2	Gone into print...	KERNEL::LEYLANDS	Sharon Leyland, SUK IT Support	`Mon Apr 15 1991 10:01`	3
	Obviously written by my eldest, Dillan!!!!! Sharon + D & S