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Conference misery::feline_v1

Title:Meower Power is Valuing Differences
Notice:FELINE_V1 is moving 1/11/94 5pm PST to MISERY
Moderator:MISERY::VANZUYLEN_RO
Created:Sun Feb 09 1986
Last Modified:Tue Jan 11 1994
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:5089
Total number of notes:60366

4390.0. "A poem for you all!" by AKOCOA::FALLON (Isn't that a Mooncat?) Thu Feb 14 1991 13:07

    Happy Valentines Day from Ruby, Stinky, Wing and little "ticking"
    sounds from the gang of five to all you wonderful pussycats and their
    adoring owners!
    
    Not I
    
    I didn't eat your hanging vine.
    These teeth marks in the leaves aren't mine.
    Another culprit left his sign, not I!
    
    I didn't claw this bag of bread.
    These aren't my paw prints on the bed.
    It was someone else instead, not I!
    
    I didn't lick your buttered toast
    Or use your chair as scratching post.
    It must have been the GREAT CAT GHOST,
    Not I!
    
    Clair B. Saalbach
    
    
    Happy Valentines Day!
    Karen
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4390.1WILLEE::MERRITTFri Feb 15 1991 12:587
    Thanks for sharing the poem.   Not I...ya right!!  My seven
    just blame everything on the "other one". 
    
    
    Happy Valentines Day to all.
    
    Sandy
4390.2any more lines to add?SALEM::DILLON_MIt's never to lateFri Feb 15 1991 13:1513
	That is funny and I have an idea. Let's keep it going folks. Let's add 
to it. I'll start....

	The toilet paper scatted about
	was there I sure when you went out.
	Don't even think! don't even shout!
	Not I!

	The curtains lay across the rug,
	because my sister saw a bug.
	She was the one that gave 'em a tug!
	Not I!
4390.3WILLEE::MERRITTFri Feb 15 1991 13:266
        The trash was empty on the floor
        We were hungry and wanted more
        It must have been the little whore
        Not I!
4390.4it must be fridaySALEM::DILLON_MIt's never to lateFri Feb 15 1991 14:594
    	It's 3 a.m., the lights were out,
    	I was fast asleep, that's my account.
    	The lamp just fell, what's to doubt?
    	Not I!
4390.5Perrier, anyone?WR1FOR::BROMARTHIt's no tribble at all!Sun Mar 10 1991 01:075
    The water from your drinking glass
    Has spilled upon your desk alas!
    Trying to drink was such a task.
    Next time I'll need a demi-tasse!