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Conference misery::feline_v1

Title:Meower Power is Valuing Differences
Notice:FELINE_V1 is moving 1/11/94 5pm PST to MISERY
Moderator:MISERY::VANZUYLEN_RO
Created:Sun Feb 09 1986
Last Modified:Tue Jan 11 1994
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:5089
Total number of notes:60366

3332.0. "How to 'serve' CAT." by SALEM::DILLON (It's never to late) Tue Feb 13 1990 15:53

	1) Over easy
		walk up to a cat, cat rolls over on back, rub belly.

	2) Sunny side up
		DANGER!! watch out for this one folks. Here you walk up to a 
		cat which is sunning it's self, attempt to pat cat and block 
		the light. Dirty looks WILL follow!
	
	3) As a side dish
		This is an easy one. Set table (any time of day or night) and
		just turn your back for 3 seconds. Your cat will be on the 
		side of the dish, eating.

	4) Chefs surprise
		Just when you think you know what your cat will and will not 
		eat, he refuses to eat his "favorite" dish and wants something
		else. SURPRISE!

	5) Baked
		You must have a fireplace for this one. Start fire, cat will
		bake itself. CAUTION: do not touch cat at this time, you could
		burn your self, and cool off the cat for a split second and 
		get wicked bad looks!

	6) Boiled
		This is how your cat acts when you try to give it a bath!

	7) As a tossed salad
		Company is over and cat jumps up on table and eats salad. Now
		you have to toss the cat and salad out as company leaves for
		McDonalds.
	
	8) As a Caesar salad
		You sit down to a baked fish diner, give cat his usual dry 
		food and it looks at you as if you just tried to poison him and
		he says "meow meow meow" (translated: et tu human!)

    		How do you 'serve' your cat?
    
    Mike
    
    ps, how do I know all this?? My wife Diane and I are the owned by
    two new kittens and I catch on fast!
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3332.1Smorgasbord!CSC32::K_KINNEYTue Feb 13 1990 18:0711
    
    	As Smorgasbord!
    
    	She gets her din din warmed in the microwave for 45 seconds
    	to take the chill off and is served. If she doesn't jump right
    	in there, we find another more palatable flavor and serve it
    	in a bowl alongside. For a special dessert about once or twice
    	a week, we have a little catnip in yet another bowl. 
    	I know, spoiled, spoiled, spoiled! But, it's my job.  *8^}
    
    						kim and Catnippy.
3332.2CRUISE::NDCPutiput Cattery - (DTN: 297-2313)Wed Feb 14 1990 08:202
    re: .1  If you had 10 cats this would be a full time occupation!
      Nancy DC
3332.3CRUISE::NDCPutiput Cattery - (DTN: 297-2313)Wed Feb 14 1990 08:225
    Of course on birthdays - and today is Bob's first birthday - the
    cats get "Deep sea" brand people Tuna.  For you "animal activist"
    folks - Deep sea is one of those brands caught with fishing lines
    not nets - and the only type my kitties or I will eat.  :-)
3332.4CIRCUS::KOLLINGKaren/Sweetie/Holly/Little Bit Ca.Wed Feb 14 1990 14:026
    A brand of tuna in a local health food store has started putting
    pictures of dolphins with a crossed circle on the can.  I'm
    not describing this very well - the sort of circle that goes over 
    a cigarette to mean no smoking, only in this case it means
    this tuna is caught without killing dolphins.
3332.5"Rub my tummy, Mom"MIVC::MTAGThu Feb 15 1990 16:526
    Re. .0
    
    #1... "sunny side up"  -  We call this "tum tum time" in my house.
    This is Gonezo's *favorite* time.  
    
    Mary
3332.6AIMHI::OFFENThu Feb 15 1990 17:5310
    re .0
    
    Oh boy...I'm going to love reading your notes.  Your babies do have you
    trained
    
    I'm still learning.
    
    Sandi mom to 4 furry friends and 1 stray
3332.7one way I "serve" my catsGEMVAX::GRANTalso SMART5::MGRANTThu Feb 22 1990 16:4910
    As a heating pad:
    
    	I get into bed, settle down for a good night's sleep, and
    	immediately find five cats under the covers with me, on top 
    	of my arms, legs, and back. 
    
    	Note: Great care must be taken when changing position during the
    	night. Disgruntled half-asleep kitties are no fun!
    
    	Marleen + 5