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| 3146.1 | | SUBURB::GLOVERP | Tangled Mothballs | Fri Dec 15 1989 10:38 | 3 |
| The toe-nail tango.....The nip on the toe @ 6.00am?
Phil.
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| 3146.2 | Squish, squish, squish.... | SWAT::COCHRANE | Ethel The Ardvaark Goes Quantity Surveying | Fri Dec 15 1989 11:57 | 10 |
| For the sheer delight of being contradictory (which he
does just to annoy me ;-), my husband has taken to
calling this phenomena "squishing toads", since he very
logically said that cats just don't knead bread, but they
could very well squish toads. Of course, since I said I
thought it sounded awful, he uses it quite often now! ;-)
Silly me...
Mary-Michael
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| 3146.3 | | SMURF::S_FRASER | Felines . . whoa,whoa,whoa felines . . . | Fri Dec 15 1989 12:22 | 8 |
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CAT ARRANGING - that hobby which involves rearranging the parts of a
soundly-sleeping cat for the sheer pleasure of making him (or her) look
very silly.
I have to attribute this one to Andy :^}
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| 3146.4 | Human Arranging | TOPDOC::TRACHMAN | Exotic Shorthairs=NO Grooming | Fri Dec 15 1989 12:29 | 7 |
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HUMAN ARRANGING - rearranging your body to make yourself fit around
a sleeping, nonmovable cat, which refuses to move
to a less populated portion of your bed or couch
while you are trying to sleep or nap.
E.T.
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| 3146.5 | | ROYALT::MORRISSEY | Meet me under the mistletoe | Fri Dec 15 1989 14:25 | 6 |
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THWACK-CRASH-TINKLE-TINKLE
The sound a Christmas tree ornament makes when knocked off
the branch and into the wall or any other hard immovable object.
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| 3146.6 | Yet another..... | SWAT::COCHRANE | Ethel The Ardvaark Goes Quantity Surveying | Fri Dec 15 1989 14:39 | 8 |
| SCRITCH-SCRITCH-SCRITCH-THWACK:
N. The sound a 14-week old kitten makes after
burning rubber on your kitchen linoleum
and, being unable to stop, crashing into
the baseboard. Accidentally getting spray
starch on the linoleum while ironing tends
to enhance this effect to near hysterical proportions.
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| 3146.7 | | AHOY::NDC | DTN: 297-2313 | Fri Dec 15 1989 15:07 | 3 |
| re: .6 - or the sound that Flame (a.k.a. Risky business cat)
makes when he tries to reverse direction halfway through the
diningroom and slides into the organ bench :-DDDD
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| 3146.8 | | CIRCUS::KOLLING | Karen/Sweetie/Holly/Little Bit Ca. | Fri Dec 15 1989 16:17 | 4 |
| scrabble-scrabble-scrabble
The sound of a cat doing a fast u turn on a hardwood floor.
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| 3146.9 | | TALLIS::DUTTON | Its only rock'n'roll, but I like it | Fri Dec 15 1989 16:27 | 3 |
| purrrrup-KATHUNK-purrrrup-KATHUNK-purrrup-KATHUNK-eeeerrrrrrr
the sound of a cat opening a bedroom door at 5 am.
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| 3146.10 | | TOPDOC::TRACHMAN | Exotic Shorthairs=NO Grooming | Mon Dec 18 1989 10:06 | 8 |
| splot, tinkle, swish,
The sound of a cat (Timothy) digging to China in the 14-inch
puppy pan of dry food - of course, the food ends up in a pile
beside the pan, ready for his partner in crime to play with
the pieces.
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| 3146.11 | Caltitude! | TRACTR::JENNISON | 6 days Till Christmas! | Tue Dec 19 1989 12:07 | 12 |
| CALTITUDE....
When a cat lifts its rear-end to meet the hand of
the human petting or scratching him/her...
I love it: Human-Cat Arranging ! he he
How about PLOP: When they think your sleeping and lay
on top of you wherever they feel like it!
Sue-Alex & Brad
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| 3146.12 | | ROYALT::MORRISSEY | Meet me under the mistletoe | Tue Dec 19 1989 15:45 | 6 |
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CATVERSATION
the "talking" that goes on between a human and their
kitty (especially a himmie when in heat...<me> brrp!,
<Chloe> brrp!. <me> brrp!, <Chloe> brrp! etc)
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| 3146.13 | ruph..ruph..ruph | DECXPS::PAYNTER | | Tue Dec 19 1989 17:27 | 8 |
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RUPH...RUPH...RUPH
The last three sounds your cat makes before vomiting
on your rugs (not your tile or hardwood floors.).
Usually heard after he or she has just bolted down
all their food.
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| 3146.14 | Honk, Honk - is there a goose in the house | PENPAL::TRACHMAN | Exotic Shorthairs=NO Grooming | Tue Dec 19 1989 17:31 | 9 |
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YHONKKK, YHONKK:
The wailing meow from a Cornish Rex who
wants to be picked up - He honks rather
than meows. Of course he hasn't been
picked up for at least 5 minutes !!!
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| 3146.15 | The Mummy Pose | PENPAL::TRACHMAN | Exotic Shorthairs=NO Grooming | Tue Dec 19 1989 17:32 | 9 |
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CAT PLASTER:
A Human laying in bed under the covers
on their back with a line of 3 cats on
each side plastered to the human's body
so that the Human is unable to move or
turn over.
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| 3146.16 | | NOVA::FISHER | Pat Pending | Tue Dec 19 1989 19:13 | 5 |
| PUSH-ME-PULL-YOUS is what we've been calling the tabby stomp.
I think that actually comes from Dr Doolittle.
ed
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| 3146.17 | | WFOVX5::BAIRD | | Wed Dec 20 1989 14:59 | 11 |
| YEEOOW! UUOOFF. PUSH, PUSH. DAMITMOOOVE!! SWOOSH. CLUNK. OW OW
OW
The sound of someone who has a Charlie horse in their calf trying
to get out of bed at 2 am while surrounded by furry bodies who refuse
to move!!
(Happened last night)
Debbi
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| 3146.18 | | ROYALT::MORRISSEY | Meet me under the mistletoe | Thu Dec 21 1989 08:57 | 6 |
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THUNK, THUNK, THUNK
The sound of a kitty trying to open the cupboard door to
get at the kitty food!
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| 3146.19 | You didn't see ME mummie... | NUTMEG::SPINGLER | | Thu Dec 21 1989 09:07 | 10 |
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PUSSYFOOT
The gait a cat adopts when caught in the act of misbehaving and is
trying to be nonchalont (SP?) while beating a hasty retreat!
(I have two experts at this!!)
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| 3146.20 | | ROYALT::MORRISSEY | Meet me under the mistletoe | Thu Dec 21 1989 09:20 | 9 |
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SKRITCH SKRITCH
The sound of kitty claws on your bedroom door at 4:00
in the morning because she wants to go out!!
(Brandi!!)
JJ
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| 3146.21 | | SANFAN::FOSSATJU | | Thu Dec 21 1989 16:20 | 9 |
| TINKLE-TINKLE-SCRATCH-THAAKUMP-BANG-TINKLE (THURRP-"MING"-MEOW)
The sound of perfume bottles being pushed around on the perfume
tray, one by one, until they fall with vocals intermingled at 4-5
in the am - usually means "i'm hungry" - but sometimes not - sometimes
is done for the shear He-- of it - taking delight in watching owner
open can of food which is refused and which point cat returns to
bed.
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| 3146.22 | | SCRUZ::CORDES_JA | Set Apartment/Cat_Max=3 | Thu Dec 21 1989 16:26 | 13 |
| THUNK-WHRRRRRR-CACLUMP-CACLUMP-CACLUMP-MEOWRRRP
The sound of Carrie cat using the electric cat caller (can opener)
to call a captive audience (Bailey & Amelia); and the questioning
sound of the audience wondering when she is going to learn to
actually open something for them with that thing.
Jan
P.S. I can't believe she's actually learned to hit the top of the
can opener and make it work. I've had to start leaving it
unplugged so she doesn't do it when I'm not home. Don't want
her to hurt herself either.
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| 3146.23 | But Mom - Their Gainin on Me! | SANFAN::FOSSATJU | | Thu Dec 21 1989 16:56 | 5 |
| SKIDDLE-SCRATCH-SKIDDLE-SKIDDLE-MEOOOAW-MAAAAA-SCRATCH-SKIDDLE
Sound of 13lb siamese losing traction on kitchen floor, running
in one spot making siamese noises while being chased by another
cat or (most of the time) something invisable!!
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| 3146.24 | | SANFAN::FOSSATJU | | Thu Dec 21 1989 18:13 | 8 |
| CAT-CA-PELLA
Harmonious voices of cats singing in unison without
musical accompaniment while begging for shrimp.
that's all folks
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| 3146.25 | | SPUNKI::LUBY | DTN 287-3204 | Fri Dec 22 1989 10:23 | 19 |
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QUACK-QUACK, QUACK-QUACK
The noise the T.K. makes when asking for Bonkers kitty treats. I
don't know how he does it, but he quacks! Its very cute.
BOOM-BOOM
The noise that Bandit (Thunder Bunny) makes when playing with
his buddy T.K.
CRASH, TINKLE, KLUNK, BOOM
The noise that a Christmas tree makes when T.K. and Bandit tip
it over.
Merry Christmas,
Karen
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| 3146.26 | CATBUSHING | TUNER::BARNUM | | Tue Jan 23 1990 23:36 | 9 |
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CATBUSHING, the act of stalking and (attempting to) take down large
animals, such as your owner. Pretty funny with soft paws!
Hee hee, Rocky will run up from behind and wrap his paws around a calf.
Usually late a night, when the owner is groggy, on way to bed.
Susan
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| 3146.27 | vombits | ORIENT::SANBORN | | Thu Sep 13 1990 09:10 | 5 |
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vombits: one cats loss is another cats lunch.
furblat: the sound a cat makes just before ejecting
a really furry heap of vombits.
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| 3146.28 | | CRUISE::NDC | Putiput Scottish Folds - DTN: 297-2313 | Fri Sep 14 1990 07:35 | 1 |
| re: .27 - :-) Oh that's awful!!! (and true, yuck!)
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| 3146.29 | another sniglet | FORTSC::WILDE | illegal possession of a GNU | Fri Sep 14 1990 17:00 | 8 |
| kibble-dust - what your cats leave in the food dish when they will ONLY eat
half of a kibble...no matter how small the kibble piece is, only half
of it is eaten. The other half is dropped back into the bowl...then
the next cat picks it up and eats half of it...eventually, you find all
four cats looking forlornly into the dish - which you discover is full
of kibble-dust....totally inedible because the bits are too small to be
halved.
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