Conference misery::feline_v1

1014.0. "Seymour needs a home." by BUMBLE::HARTMAN (Cynthia Hartman) Tue Jan 05 1988 10:56

Due to my recent move and my new roomate's allergy, my wonderful cat needs to
find a new home.  Seymour is used to playing outside and can't do so in our
new place (since it's RIGHT on a busy road). I was hoping he would adjust,
but he is very unhappy being cooped up in my new apartment without being able
to go outside.  Therefore, Seymour is looking for a new loving home where he
can play outside for a couple hours a day and where he doesn't make people
sneeze. His resume follows.  

If you are interested, please contact me on SPIDER::HARTMAN.

Cynthia


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                                 Seymour
                         Marlborough, MA.  01752


OBJECTIVE    Seeking permanent living quarters where I can go
             outside and where people will love me and scratch me 
             under the chin.

EDUCATION    No-Claw School of Kittens
             Bachelor of Science in Kitty Science, May 1986
             Q.P.A:  9 Lives/9 Lives


EXPERIENCE
   
Constant Companion: Cynthia Hartman (July 1986 to present)

Brought home as a kitten.  Learned to claw only a cheap plant stand rather
than expensive furniture.  Of course this plant stand can come with me if
requested.  I will be 2 years old in June.  I am neutered and up-to-date on
my shots.  All of my medical records are at the Marlboro Animal Hospital if
you want to check my references.

I have a very nice personality and am easy going.  I do like to be held and
scratched often.  Cynthia often makes fun of me because I purr so much.  Once
I get my motor started, sometimes I forget to turn it off.  Sometimes I sleep
for five hours straight purring the entire time.

I also like to "talk."  If I am entering a room or am going to pounce on your
tummy, I will let you know by a tiny meow.  I don't like people food and
therefore do not beg from the table.  (I do like an occasional potato chip
though.)  I do not get on counters or the table (I tried it a couple of times
and got smacked!).


CAT SKILLS   Catch Mice 
             Purr Loudly
             Eat Tuna
		  
AWARDS       Longest Tail Award 1986	
             King of Curiousity 1987

    Cynthia,
    	
    	That note was very creative!  I loved his resume.  I just wish
    I had a place for him!  I'm going to talk to a few friends, though.
    
    Holly
    
    p.s.  Seymore sounds like any person's dream cat!!

    Very cleaver, Cynthia.  I like that idea of a resume!
    
    Good luck in finding Seymour a good,loving home.
    
    

Re:  < Note 1014.0 by BUMBLE::HARTMAN "Cynthia Hartman" >
                           -< Seymour needs a home. >-

What color is your adorable Seymour, and is he long- or short-haired?

How does he feel about other cats?  How about dogs?




Jan  who_hasn't_yet_reached_Cat-Max_and_is_a_sucker_for_a_furry_face


P.S.  Resume is great, giggle giggle tee hee...

    Sorry about the lack of details.  Seymour is short-haired.  He's
    white with tan markings and has a REAL long tail (the vet even thought
    so).
    
    I took him to my parents house (they have two cats and a dog) once
    and after the initial greeting of a few hisses and spitting, they 
    got along pretty well (especially with the dog).
    
    I'd love to place him where he has kitty companions!
    
    Cynthia
    

    
    
    Surely Seymour's not *still* looking for a home?!
                                
    Jo
    Reading, UK.