Conference misery::feline_v1

    Olajuh my 8 month old blue point himmy usually wears his rambo outfit
    around the house, but when he escapes into another dimension he
    wears his Sherlock Holmes hat and cape searching for hidden bonkers
    with his kittie size magnifying glass that came in his box of Friskies.
    
    Does anyone know where I could find a kittie size pair of
    "superfriends" pj's?
    
    -Sherri

    Sura wears a red Superman-style cape and a black velvet mask to
    suit his other persona as "The Brown Peril" (one of his many
    nick-names).
    
    Kimi says that nothing could be more elegant than his tawny Abyssinian
    coat, though he DOES wear a red velvet collar (for real).

    My Pookie.. who is a persian would be wearing gucci, st laurent
    etc.. she is 11 years old.. so she would be dressing for school..
    or a day kitty kamp, or a day at her groomers.. (miss desiree)..
    fro casual type affairs like going to nana's house .. her deisgner
    jeans.. her joan and david sandals..
    regards
    pookies mom.. kate

    What would my kitties wear?  Absolutely nothing!!  They would walk
    around buck naked!  Shocking isn;t it???
    
    Marion

    Sulkitt, the silver aby-mau cross, our grande dame, is a black-velvet,
    off-the-shoulder, strictly haute-couture evening gown sort of cat.
    
    Tiny Tanya, the tawny terrorist aby, wears khaki pants, a safari
    jacket, and itsy-bitsy paratrooper boots...
    
    And Basil, our gawky tabby adolescent, needs nothing but his Levi
    501s
    
    Rita
    

    Hmmm, I had to think about this!!!
    
    Fire...Red Tabby Male Persian...would wear his Levi's Button Fly
    501 blues with a red tank top and of course his black framed reflective
    sunglasses and black high top reeboks!!!
    
    and I'm sure all the girls would be wearing harem costumes!!!
    
    tee hee...
    cin
    

    Amelia Earhart - Brown Tabby and White Domestic Shorthair:  When
    not decked out in brown flight jacket, white silk scarf and aviator
    shades, Amelia would be wearing pinafores and petticoats because she's 
    a sweet little cat who loves to be loved.
    
    Bailey's Irish Cream ("Bailey") - Blue-Cream (almost Torbie) Domestic
    Shorthair:  Bailey would have "borrowed" (translated "stolen") her
    big brother's (if she had one) jeans, t-shirts and sneakers and would 
    be out doing some mischief (probably destroying someone's clothing).
    
    Jan

    Honest, it's really USHS01::MCALLISTER
    
    
    Crunch - Black tie and tails, every hair in place, diamond stickpin
    and gold links on a tailored shirt.
    
    Rocky - red-checked flannel shirt, blue jeans, hiking boots
    
    Doctor Who - floppy hat, loooooong multicolored scarf, long floppy
    trenchcoat, bag of jellykitties in pocket (along with other things)
    silly grin on face, carrying book "How to Prepare Skink One Hundred
    Different Ways"
    
    Lulu -  High colored dress, probably very pale. pearls.
    
    Nikki - Slacks and peasant blouse, no makeup, chewed fingernails
    
    Callie - shorts, tube top, and three earrings. would like to wear
    high heels, but can't find tennis shoes in that style. Short nails
    (long ones get broken in the softball glove). currently on crutches.
    
    Basrah - long flowing gowns, lots of jewelry, perfume. 
    
    Mousie - blue jeans and t-shirt ( Dr. Who FAN Club)
    
    

	 Becky wears a pinafore with crinoline petticoat. It just covers
     her butt. She wears patent leather Mary Janes and white ankle socks
     with  lace around the edge. She walks around with a rag doll in one
     hand. The other hand carries a security blanket and her thumb is in
     her  mouth.  She hides behind my skirts. She also tags along behind
     her brother.

	 Josh wears  skin-tight  blue  jeans with holes in the knees and
     ragged  hems.  There is a pack of cigarettes in the back pocket. He
     wears  a  midi-muscle  shirt (short sleeveless tee-shirt) that says
     'Property  of Alcatraz' on it. His hair is always perfectly combed.
     He works out on the nautilus machine every afternoon. He's cool. He
     drives  a  Trans  Am  recklessly  at high speeds. He gets drunk. He
     tries  to  impress  the  girls. Wears hi-top Reeboks that are never
     tied.  

    Kitty (my long lost cat who is probably roaming the streets of Boston)
    would ware a tight black leather shirk, low necked red top, fish-net
    stockings, black shoes, gold hoop earings, and tons of gold.
    
    Let me explain, but don't think me rotton.
    
    When she was three months old (yes, only three) she saw a kitty
    program on National Geographic, where they showed cats mating. 
    For SIX months after that, she was in heat (but for only 20 days
    out of each month!)  She used to rub her but against EVERYTHING!
    She knocked my toaster of the table 3 times (I am sure you can guess
    how) and each time it broke.  Finally, over a month ago, (just two
    weeks before she took off) we had her spayed.  That solved that
    problem.  Or made a new one. That's what I mean by roamin the streets
    of Boston.
    
    As for my two new little babies, Pokey and Gumby, I really don't
    know yet.  They are only 10 weeks old but somehow I can not picture
    those little terrors wearing diapers and cute little dresses.
    
    Dawnne Santos
    

    I am Skyler and Ashley van Grayson's mom, and I know just what they
    would be wearing (hi Kate, these are Alison van Stry kitties too).
    
    Skyler -- a blue persian, would have on well worn levi's with holes
    in the knees, a rumpled shirt, white socks, sneakers, and baseball
    cap (on sideways of course).  He would be off to find some friends
    to join him in a game of some sort.
    
    Ashley -- a black smoke persian, AKA Mr. Dignity, would have on
    a burgundy smoking jacket, an ascot, comfortable slippers and would
    never be far away from his pipe stand.
    

    Paula 

    My Dazdee is defintely a JD type.  He would be wearing 
    jeans and a tee shirt with ciggaretts rolled up the sleeve.
    A purrrrfect ally cat!!!!!!!! 
    
    Katie
     

    Jasper would be wearing a long sequined gown,
    with every hair in place under a gleaming crown.
    
    When she wasn't wearing that, she'd have on her
    sexy leotard and would be twirling around the
    uneven bars.

    
    Hmm...let's see now.  What would these little guys wear if they could 
    dress up...

    Pistachio - she would probably really get into Laura Ashley dresses,
    you know, those dainty little cotton prints - a real high class 
    country look that costs mucho $'s ...:-)

    Cleo - this is tough....I'll have to come back to her.  Ok. I'm back.
    She would probably wear whatever made her feel comfortable.  Loose
    fitting, natural fiber clothes, preferably long skirts and an over-
    blouse.

    Amber - somehow I can see her in a dress like my grandmother used
    to wear - an old fashioned flower print with a thin belt and a
    pair of sensible shoes.  (Don't get me wrong - Amber is one tough
    cookie underneath all this - just like my grandmother was!)

    Buster Brown - definitely the sweatshirt and jeans look, very clean
    and neatly pressed however - with a pair of reeboks.

    Noel - bibbed overalls with a cotton shirt, and good walking shoes.
    After all, we have to be comfortable on our long roving adventures,
    don't we?

    Well, now that I've thought about this, thank God they don't have
    to be dressed...I'd have to get a second job!

    Carole

    

    I finally got up the nerve to reply to this one.
    
    Molly-siamese velvet suit (brown) with bright blue silk shirt.
    Gucci's shoes and bag of course.
    
    Ladybird Johnson-Black sexy silk dress with discreet diamond jewelry.
    
    Punky-Well worn jeans,Reeboks, and a Star Trek t shirt
    
    Fiver-jeans,flannel shirt,hiking boots.
    
    Skeeter-tux,spats,diamond stickpin
    

    Maggie  [12 years, 6 lbs, orange long-hair] -
    
    	Peach gauze & lace by Scott McClintock [unfortunately the hem
    has just the tiniest tear]; scuffed Capezios; 'good' pearls.
    
    	Yes sir, Maggie has just reverted to the Grand Duchess Anastasia
    phase.

    HMMMM.well I just had to put an entry in for Happy..We all know
    that Pookie is always  dressed tres chic.. Happy also dresses
    to suit her personality.Her day time attire consist of leather
    pants , matching leather jacket,4 inch heels, a tee -shirt that
    matches her leather outfit, floppy hat.For a day at the mall,
    aleather jumper , amtching turtleneck jersey, 4in heels and
    fishnet stockings ,with ahole in them of course,she would carry
    a very large bag, with buttons that say .save the whale, hug me
    etc. the bag would have to be huge , so she could carry her lunch
    etc.oh yeah before Iforget, if Pookie were going to the Mall,
    she would ring the chauuffer to bring around the Bentley,Happy
    would just jump on her Harley  and GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!TEE-HEE
    regards
    kate
    
    P

    
    I know that it has been a long time, but I couldn't resist.
    
    Panther, Gentle Princess in Training, is always dressed (impecably) to
    suit the occasion.  Laura Ashley prints and pearls for bridge, Armani
    suits for shopping, and elegant royal blue or crimson evening gowns and
    diamonds for evening wear.
    
    Spot, Well, she likes floppy sweats and mismatched colorful sneakers
    for around the house.  Any time she has to go out it is her leather
    jacket and jeans or leather miniskirt with ankle sox and heels.  (She
    wants everyone to think that she is tough.)
    
    Feline haute couture,
    
    Sue and Panther & Spot
                     

You're all BARKING MAD.

Henri(etta) would wear trousers - she *HATES* skirts and wouldn't be seen dead 
in one.  Nothing special either - probably jeans and casual jumpers for all 
the tree climbing.

Sophie - well now - she'd be in nothing less than Chanel suits and would ALWAYS
wear stockings and be very well groomed.  She would carry a mirrer at all times
to ensure that her lipstick was perfect.  She only climbs trees to get from A 
to B, because she *HATES* getting her clothes dirty.

[Ruth, Sophie and Henri]

Well, I guess I should update this, especially with the arrival of three more
cats since the original note...

Julie loves to wear her skin (fur??) tight black denim jeans, a tube top, and
a black leather jacket.  She also wears 4-inch spike heels...

Robin is kind of a Lands End cat, casual, not to trendy, perhaps a madras
blouse and some comfortable chinos.

Biff, like Chauncey many years ago, is adorable in his little shirts (with
the buttons on the shoulder to make it easier to get over his big ears)
and his OshKosh's.  Of course, we're using cloth instead of disposable diapers
these days....  His Nike Air Jordan high tops flop around his tiny paws...

You're right, Ruth, we are all mad, but what until you wrap that little baby
up in a Celtics uniform....

Mary