| T.R | Title | User | Personal Name
 | Date | Lines | 
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| 508.1 | Bet you haven't heard this one! | TSG::GREENE | Allison Greene | Fri Mar 06 1987 11:00 | 6 | 
|  | 
	Few cats are for hamburger damned.
			 (Produced by a sentence-writing program.)
	-Allison
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| 508.2 |  | 25175::KALLIS | Hallowe'en should be legal holiday | Fri Mar 06 1987 14:28 | 9 | 
|  |     A dog treats a man as a superior; a horse treats a man as an equa.
    A cat treats a man as an inferior.
    
                              -- reputedly, an old Arab saying.  In
                                 these modern times "man" could be
                                 replaced by "human" or "person."
    
    Steve Kallis, Jr.
    
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| 508.3 | More quotes in note 10.* | XANADU::RAVAN | Life is a skill-based system. | Fri Mar 06 1987 16:46 | 4 | 
|  |     (I like .1 - even though I've known a few cats who would be damned
    for the sake of even less than that!)
    
    -b
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| 508.4 |  | SOFTY::HEFFELFINGER | Bored on Board | Sat Mar 07 1987 22:52 | 4 | 
|  |     Re: .0
    Someone else has a 365 day cat calendar. :-)
    
    Gary
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| 508.5 | Paul Gallico Poems | BUFFER::HOFFMAN |  | Sun Mar 08 1987 14:59 | 24 | 
|  |               "Honorable Cat" by Paul Gallico
    
    I am Cat.
    I am honorable.
    I have pride.
    I have dignity.
    And I have memory. 
    For I am older than you.
    I am older than your Gods; the Tree Gods, the Stone Gods,
    The Thunder and Lightning and the Sun Gods
    And your God of Love.
    I too can love
    But with only half a heart
    And that I offer you.
    Accept what I am able to give
    For were I to give you all
    I could not bear your inevitable treachery.
    Let us remain honorable friends.
    
      "The flowers think they are more beautiful than we,
       But they are wrong."  (also from Gallico)
    
     
    
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| 508.6 |  | NISYSI::KING | Trust me, I know what I'm doing!!!!!!!! | Tue Mar 10 1987 15:32 | 3 | 
|  |       Yup, you got it Gary!
    
            REK
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