Conference back40::soapbox

>    I have never seen the lady, dunno what she looks like.  

http://www.zk3.dec.com/~binder/soapbox/debra.html    

    Do the numbers...
    
    
    36
    
    
    	24
    
    
    	    36   mean anything to you???  Hmmmmmm......

    36+24+36 = 96
    
    
    	don't weigh much, do she?

She's a very fine lady, if you have a chance to see her in person don't
pass it up.

    {sound of plane ticket being purchased}

	Deb is cool. She's got humor, looks, brains, guts and a great 
personality. What more can anyone want in a woman? Ohh... she has a house!

    
    
    	Yes, a house with many rocks.
    
    

    I picture Deb as a white Persian cat, sitting atop the proberbial
    SOAPBOX windowsill,  watching over all that occurs. Perhaps I can meet
    her someday...

    
    	... purring as you stroke her tummy?
    

    ...no, she's the type of cat who arches her back to let you get one pat
    in, and then goes to curl up somewhere else, just out of reach. I affix
    cartoon-like animal images to people in here because I've never met
    anybody. You, Shawn, are a ferret, playful and curious. Dick Binder is
    an owl, wise with razor sharp talons. I could go on, but some are not
    as complimentary(the skunk, and dung beetle, for instance!!!).
    
    lunchbox

    
    
    	hehe...Shawn as a ferret...now that's an interesting mental
    picture. :)
    
    

    Funny remark coming from an Eagle, Jim.  :>)
    

    
    
    	Eagle? Hey, no complaints from me! :)
    
    

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YEOWWW!  I checked some of the other pictures, and, Mz_deb notwithstanding, 
NOW I understand the need for parental control of the Internet!

	Lunchbox.... I'm almost afraid to ask what animal I am... :-)

    You are a dog, glen. Not in a negative sense, mind you. But you know
    those yellow labs that are such dogs they can't help being dogs? Those
    dogs that are so psyched to be dogs, they cannot wait to get into a car
    to stick their head out the window?  Do you know what I'm talking
    about? 
    
    
    lunchbox

    ya know, after thinking about it a bit, I have decided *NOT* to visit
    Mz_Deb's pitcher on the 'web'.
    
    I have a mental image that I have formed of her, and while (based on
    comments found elsewhere here in this Sargasso Sea of wit); she is no
    doubt very 'easy on the eyes'...
    
    It's said that the imagination is the window to the world, and I've
    learned that sometimes it's best not to open the window. 
    
    I'll keep my mental images posted on the wall next to the window for
    now. And hope for a trip back east sometime.

	Lunchbox....so I like to jump in cars and hang my head out the window?
That would explain the way I drive. :-)


Glen

| <<< Note 716.18 by BSS::PROCTOR_R "And Fozil makes three" >>>

| ya know, after thinking about it a bit, I have decided *NOT* to visit
| Mz_Deb's pitcher on the 'web'.

	So Mz Deb is a ballplayer of sorts? heh heh

    
      Tip : if Mz Deb orders a cocktail, when the bartender gets to
     you, say, "I'll have what she's having."
    
      bb

    Z    they cannot wait to get into a car
    Z    to stick their head out the window?  Do you know what I'm talking
    Z    about?
    
    Yeah...we have one of those next door...
    
    
    It's retarded.  If you threw a lit stick of dynamite, it would retrieve
    it.  Kind of like one of those Looney Tunes Cartoons.

| <<< Note 716.22 by MKOTS3::JMARTIN "Madison...5'2'' 95 lbs." >>>

| It's retarded.  If you threw a lit stick of dynamite, it would retrieve
| it.  Kind of like one of those Looney Tunes Cartoons.

	Jack, you would me Yositimie (I know I screwed the spelling) Sam! Cuz
you shoot your mouth off and end up get smacked for it time and time again...
and then you keep doing it. :-)

    Yosemite

    > Yosemite
    
    Park it!

    Aye, aye El Capitan!

    Nice picture.  Does Mz. Deb have any hobbies?  

    >  <<< Note 716.27 by CSC32::C_BENNETT >>>
    
    >  Nice picture.  Does Mz. Deb have any hobbies?
    
    as near as I have been able to ascertain the following appear as
    hobbies that she enjoys:
    
    - her pets (aka kitties)
    - rock raking
    - being bored out of her mind when dumb dudes take her to dinner and
      expound upon her looks all evening
    - mud wrestling
    - getting EHS awards
    - composing witticisms to ward we disgusting male primates off
    - acting (live theatre, not just putting on the dog @ work)
    
    mind you, only a partial list.

    almost forgot:
    
    - she's in the midst of evaluating Large Lawn Appliances that inhale or
      exhale on a MASSIVE scale.

Leading Shawn (or being followed by him).

Ignoring Shawn.

    
    
    
    		Deb
    
    
    I've heard enough..I'm convinced.
    
    Marry Me. At least for the upcoming weekend???
    
    John
    
    

    <== All the style, class and tact of your average ten texans all rolled
    into one.

re .28:

She has cats at home and a dog at work?

    
    
    feh to all of youse...
    
    She's having dinner with a certain someone this Friday pm....

    
    <--- she's that hard up?

    
    	mz_debra
    
    	mz_debra
    
    	mz_debra !!!
    
    

    <--------------------
    
    	suffer
    
    	suffer
    
    	suffer !!!
    
    

    
    	But, there is no Mz_Deb.  !
    

    SFW? While he's strutting around like a peacock thinking everyone's
    paying him attention, he's not actively bothering anybody. Humor him.
    :-)

    
    
    bobbo, what the doctah meant to say was: Bob, you have really been
    the toast of soapbox, with all your witty and insightful comments.
    Please keep up the good work.

    	re .39
    
    	No !
    

    {sniff}
    
    nobody likes me.
    
    everybody hates me.
    
    guess I'll go out and eat some worms.
    
    {door creaking open}
    
    {sound of shovel working in nearby garden patch}
    
    {munch, munch, munch}
    
    
    {eeeeeWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWwwwwwwwww!!!} these worms taste like... well...

    
    I like you, Bobbo.
    
    

    Mz. Debra:
    
    Again I ask the all important question....
    
    Will your love for a man ever transcend your love for your cat??!!!

    >  Will your love for a man ever transcend your love for your cat??!!!
    
    depends on how rich the cat is...
    

�                     <<< Note 716.27 by CSC32::C_BENNETT >>>
�                                  -< gosh... >-
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�    Nice picture.  Does Mz. Deb have any hobbies?  

   Would it surprise you to know she knows how to say "neck" in Spanish?

kb

    Where's Mz_Debra these days? I haven't suffered a keyboard-lashing from
    her in a few days, I'm starting to feel left at the gate again.
    
    Vacation? Sickly? Acting assignment? Spy mission to Bosnia? 

    Au Canada

    
    She's visitng her best friend and going to some sort of reunion at St.
    Lawrence Seaway U....
    

No "Seaway".

    
    <-----
    
    Private joke.... sorry...
    

    yes, it is rather lonely without the debster...i have no one to go to
    the cafe with for morning coffee/water, potty runs, lunch, or afternoon
    water..
    
    i miss her, i do.
    

    
    you take debra with you to go to the bathroom???  strange, i would
    think you would know how to go by yourself, by now. :-)

Do you and Mz Deb give each other gold stars when you do your potty runs?
That's what we do with the kids.

    no, no gold stars.  but she who finishes last has to buy the coffee.
    
    :>
    
    

                    
    Honey, I'm home!
                    

    {smooch!}

    
    
    	Did you remember the bread and milk?
    
    

    I'm in the bedroom, sweetums!

    And when he finishes vacuuming, he'll be cleaning the bathroom next,
    and can you please have the check ready when he's done?

    I had a strange dream last night.  I dreamt that Mz. Deb and I were in
    a parking lot...McDonalds perhaps or some local restaurant.  It was
    kind of a snowy evening and we were discussing notes from my Critical
    Thinking course I took in college back in 1979.  
                                                
    Go figure! 

    in what language?

    
    	You took a Critical Thinking" course?
    
    	"Go figure" is right!!
    
    	[Of course, you didn't say you passed the course.  8^)]
    

>				 we were discussing notes from my Critical
>    Thinking course I took in college back in 1979.  

Was she explaining them to you, Jacko?

    Well, I was conversing with her on the various fallacies, i.e.
    Equivocations, Red Herrings, Strawman, etc., and she was bringing up
    fallacies I never heard of...but she seemed quite convincing she knew
    what she was talking about!

    
    That's me all right 8^).
    

    
    Jack, I've warned you to knock of the Kool-Aid before bedtime.

    This note is to remain pure.  I will not have it become defiled!

    
    <----- to late. oh, you meant the note, not debra.

    OOuuuuuuuuuu.....

    
    8^o
    
    >8^I