| T.R | Title | User | Personal Name
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| 650.1 |  | ACISS1::BATTIS | pool shooting son of a gun | Wed Feb 14 1996 09:22 | 4 | 
|  |     
    well I blow that study to shame, hell, I have 11 beers in two nights.
    I guess I blew the married part as well. If I had sex 7 times a month
    I would be happy.
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| 650.2 | shocking stats | GAAS::BRAUCHER | Welcome to Paradise | Wed Feb 14 1996 09:26 | 5 | 
|  |     
      Didn't they also say you watch 25 hours of TV a week ?  This seems
     incredibly high to me.  Also, doesn't 30K sound low ?
    
      bb
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| 650.3 |  | MKOTS3::JMARTIN | Madison...5'2'' 95 lbs. | Wed Feb 14 1996 09:30 | 1 | 
|  |     Seven times a month???
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| 650.4 |  | GRANPA::MWANNEMACHER | CONFUSION | Wed Feb 14 1996 09:34 | 7 | 
|  |     
    Actually 30K seems rather high.  Remember, most people don't work in
    the industry in which we work and in the geograpphy's where we work.  I
    think we have an unrealistically high expectation of salaries.
    
    
    Mike 
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| 650.5 |  | ACISS1::BATTIS | pool shooting son of a gun | Wed Feb 14 1996 09:35 | 5 | 
|  |     
    << Also, doesn't 30k sound low?
    
    well bb we can't all be pulling down the 60-70k you boys do. hell,
    we probably qualify for poverty for christs sake.
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| 650.6 |  | SUBPAC::SADIN | Freedom isn't free. | Wed Feb 14 1996 09:41 | 7 | 
|  |     
    	Well, I'm 26, lost my virginity at 16, won't comment on the sex per
    month :), make under 30K per year, and was married at age 20. I guess
    I'm kinda average. :)
    
    
    jim
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| 650.7 |  | SUBPAC::SADIN | Freedom isn't free. | Wed Feb 14 1996 09:42 | 5 | 
|  |     
    
    	oh, and I watch about 8-10hrs of TV per week.
    
    
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| 650.8 | raises questions | HBAHBA::HAAS | Extra low prices and hepatitis too!~ | Wed Feb 14 1996 10:34 | 8 | 
|  | >	You also have about 11 beers a week.
Lots of guys don't drink beer, eh? 
For that 7 times a month, does anybody else have to be around for it to
count?
TTom
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| 650.9 |  | MAIL2::CRANE |  | Wed Feb 14 1996 10:42 | 2 | 
|  |     I do 7 times every two weeks and make more than 30 k (combiened income)
    per year. but I do not drink or smoke.
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| 650.10 |  | CONSLT::MCBRIDE | Keep hands & feet inside ride at all times | Wed Feb 14 1996 10:46 | 1 | 
|  |     I wish I were average :-/
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| 650.11 |  | WMOIS::GIROUARD_C |  | Wed Feb 14 1996 11:40 | 2 | 
|  |     that's bizzare! i bought a twelve pack of Coors light last weekend and
    drank 11 of them... scary.
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| 650.12 |  | SMURF::BINDER | Manus Celer Dei | Wed Feb 14 1996 11:42 | 4 | 
|  |     .11
    
    It took you ELEVEN of the things to discover that Coors is worse than
    coyote piss is reputed to be?
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| 650.13 | You ARE your own best friend. | BSS::PROCTOR_R | Keybored... | Wed Feb 14 1996 11:42 | 6 | 
|  |     >> For that 7 times a month, does anybody else have to be around for it
    >> to count?
    
    I hope not! 
    
    If they do I'm in serious trouble..
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| 650.14 |  | WAHOO::LEVESQUE | memory canyon | Wed Feb 14 1996 12:21 | 5 | 
|  |     >I hope not! 
    
    >If they do I'm in serious trouble..
    
     Otherwise you're an overachiever, right?
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| 650.15 |  | CONSLT::MCBRIDE | Keep hands & feet inside ride at all times | Wed Feb 14 1996 12:30 | 2 | 
|  |     Oh Chip!  Say it isn't so!  Coors Light?  Eeesh.  That is definitely
    above average bad.  
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| 650.16 |  | WAHOO::LEVESQUE | memory canyon | Wed Feb 14 1996 12:34 | 1 | 
|  |     Frankly, I'm surprised it wasn't Piels Light. :-)
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| 650.17 |  | POWDML::HANGGELI | Little Chamber of Valentines | Wed Feb 14 1996 12:35 | 6 | 
|  |     
    No Women's Health writer?  How am I supposed to know if I'm average or
    not, then?
    
    
    
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| 650.18 | This just in from our newsroom. You ain't average (or normal). | BSS::PROCTOR_R | Keybored... | Wed Feb 14 1996 12:37 | 2 | 
|  |     >>  No Women's Health writer?  How am I supposed to know if I'm average
    >>  or not, then?
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| 650.19 |  | WMOIS::GIROUARD_C |  | Wed Feb 14 1996 12:48 | 6 | 
|  |     my, my, my... i'm feeling so, so serf-ish, so under-exposed to the
    finer things that other half enjoys. oh woe is me. what am i to do?
    
    eat veal maybe? vote for Dole? hmmmm, let me think this through, but in
    the meantime why don't all of you take a flying leap and stop picking
    on the lower class, pretty please...
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| 650.20 | Hmmmm????? Well, which are you? | BSS::PROCTOR_R | Keybored... | Wed Feb 14 1996 12:50 | 3 | 
|  |     >> finer things that other half enjoys
    
    SO answer me this... are you the opposite sex, or am I?
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| 650.21 |  | MAIL2::CRANE |  | Wed Feb 14 1996 12:51 | 1 | 
|  |     I`m the right sex.
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| 650.22 |  | CONSLT::MCBRIDE | Keep hands & feet inside ride at all times | Wed Feb 14 1996 12:52 | 1 | 
|  |     As long as you know your station in life, Chip.  :-)
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| 650.23 |  | WMOIS::GIROUARD_C |  | Wed Feb 14 1996 12:53 | 1 | 
|  |     .20 please read the last sentence.
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| 650.24 |  | ACISS1::BATTIS | pool shooting son of a gun | Wed Feb 14 1996 12:53 | 4 | 
|  |     
    .19
    
    chip, why don't you tell us how you *really* feel.
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| 650.25 |  | WMOIS::GIROUARD_C |  | Wed Feb 14 1996 12:53 | 2 | 
|  |     -1 well i would have, but the mods would have just deleted it for 
    <r.o.> so i passed :-)
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| 650.26 | not a hoover, but a vax | GRANPA::MWANNEMACHER | CONFUSION | Wed Feb 14 1996 12:55 | 3 | 
|  |     
    
    Yer way above average, mz Deb......
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| 650.27 | I'm SO confused right now!!!...!!! | BSS::PROCTOR_R | Keybored... | Wed Feb 14 1996 12:57 | 5 | 
|  |     >> .20 please read the last sentence.
    
    This IS the last sentence.
    
    *8)
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| 650.28 |  | WAHOO::LEVESQUE | memory canyon | Wed Feb 14 1996 13:21 | 4 | 
|  |     >my, my, my... i'm feeling so, so serf-ish, so under-exposed to the
    >finer things that other half enjoys. oh woe is me. what am i to do?
    
     Belly-ache. Why not? It's your field of expertise.
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| 650.29 |  | WMOIS::GIROUARD_C |  | Wed Feb 14 1996 14:05 | 1 | 
|  |     ooooo, bleeding to death now. someoneplease dial 911.
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| 650.30 | . | SWAM1::MEUSE_DA |  | Wed Feb 14 1996 14:10 | 4 | 
|  |     
    average household/family income is 38k.
    
    
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| 650.31 |  | WMOIS::GIROUARD_C |  | Wed Feb 14 1996 14:12 | 1 | 
|  |     -1 Schmidt drinking bottom-feeders! 
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| 650.32 | Hmm | CSC32::PRICE | Tongue-tied & twisted ...... | Wed Feb 14 1996 14:41 | 15 | 
|  |     
    
    I'm definately odd then
    
    
    Lost my V at 23, married the same woman at 25, have only had it 4 times
    in the last 6 months, and drink at least 11 beers a week, that's
    European strength beer not the Coyote pee referred to earlier.
    
    But then we have combined income of around $80K, so maybe there's an
    advantage to be practically celibate.
    
    
    
    Conrad
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| 650.33 | Typing for $$$$ | 29633::PROCTOR_R | Keybored... | Wed Feb 14 1996 15:25 | 6 | 
|  |     >>  But then we have combined income of around $xxK, so maybe there's
    >>  an advantage to be practically celibate.
    
    
    	Lemme tell ya, if celibacy and bein' broke are related, then my
    virginity has probably grown back.
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| 650.34 |  | NOTIME::SACKS | Gerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085 | Wed Feb 14 1996 15:29 | 1 | 
|  | The base note doesn't talk about combined income.
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| 650.35 |  | BIGQ::SILVA | Benevolent 'pedagogues' of humanity | Wed Feb 14 1996 17:52 | 6 | 
|  | | <<< Note 650.6 by SUBPAC::SADIN "Freedom isn't free." >>>
| I guess I'm kinda average. :)
	Never would have thought that.... ;-)
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| 650.36 |  | BIGQ::SILVA | Benevolent 'pedagogues' of humanity | Wed Feb 14 1996 17:54 | 6 | 
|  | | <<< Note 650.30 by SWAM1::MEUSE_DA >>>
| average household/family income is 38k.
	Gee, if that is true, then the average woman must make 8K a year. :(
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| 650.37 |  | BIGQ::SILVA | Benevolent 'pedagogues' of humanity | Wed Feb 14 1996 17:57 | 3 | 
|  | 
	Lost my virginity at 18, and again at 26. 
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| 650.38 |  | BUSY::SLABOUNTY | Don't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448 | Wed Feb 14 1996 18:09 | 15 | 
|  |     
    	RE: .37
    
    	Oh, you did that "2nd virginity" thing?
    
    
    	RE: .36
    
    	I don't think the calculation for a female's income is as simple
    	as household's - man's averages.  A household could be just a
    	woman,  whose income would therefore be under "household".
    
    	I'm almost positive it is lower than the man's average, but I
    	don't know how much lower.
    
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| 650.39 |  | BIGQ::SILVA | Benevolent 'pedagogues' of humanity | Wed Feb 14 1996 18:10 | 7 | 
|  | | <<< Note 650.38 by BUSY::SLABOUNTY "Don't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448" >>>
| Oh, you did that "2nd virginity" thing?
	Yeah....1st one was with a woman, 2nd one was with a man.
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| 650.40 |  | WAHOO::LEVESQUE | memory canyon | Thu Feb 15 1996 07:11 | 5 | 
|  |     >-1 Schmidt drinking bottom-feeders! 
    
     You're the one who's hypersensitive about imagined class slurs. I
    don't suppose it's ever occurred to you that I don't give a fig about
    one's purported class. Just what IS your problem?
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| 650.41 |  | WMOIS::GIROUARD_C |  | Thu Feb 15 1996 07:16 | 2 | 
|  |     nothing Mark, so please retract you head from your butt and try and
    spot a sense of humor. must be dark up that highway anal-man...
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| 650.42 |  | WAHOO::LEVESQUE | memory canyon | Thu Feb 15 1996 07:28 | 7 | 
|  |     Yeah, sure, Chip. Recriminate at will, then claim it's just humor when
    questioned. Ho ho, that _is_ a hot one. Problem for you is the humor is
    unintentional.
    
    >must be dark up that highway anal-man...
    
     I defer to your expertise on the subject.
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| 650.43 |  | WMOIS::GIROUARD_C |  | Thu Feb 15 1996 07:36 | 6 | 
|  |     you can be a truely sad human being for someone with your intelligence.
    
    that was such a poor recovery attempt even _i_ would not have entered
    it.
    
    keep trying, someone may believe you.
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| 650.44 |  | BIGQ::SILVA | Benevolent 'pedagogues' of humanity | Thu Feb 15 1996 07:50 | 6 | 
|  | | <<< Note 650.41 by WMOIS::GIROUARD_C >>>
| nothing Mark, so please retract you head from your butt and try and
| spot a sense of humor. must be dark up that highway anal-man...
	Thanks Chip... I needed a laugh! :-)  
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| 650.45 |  | BIGQ::SILVA | Benevolent 'pedagogues' of humanity | Thu Feb 15 1996 07:51 | 7 | 
|  | | <<< Note 650.42 by WAHOO::LEVESQUE "memory canyon" >>>
| >must be dark up that highway anal-man...
| I defer to your expertise on the subject.
	Chip is gay?
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| 650.46 |  | WMOIS::GIROUARD_C |  | Thu Feb 15 1996 07:56 | 1 | 
|  |     not that i know of. maybe he's confusing me with my brother?
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| 650.47 |  | BIGQ::SILVA | Benevolent 'pedagogues' of humanity | Thu Feb 15 1996 07:59 | 4 | 
|  | 
	Oh... is your brother gay....or does he have his head up his butt a
lot? :-)
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| 650.48 |  | GENRAL::RALSTON | Fugitive from the law of averages | Thu Feb 15 1996 10:16 | 1 | 
|  | Guys, guys, please play nice or we'll have to call your moms!  :)
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| 650.49 |  | LANDO::OLIVER_B | mz morality sez... | Thu Feb 15 1996 10:23 | 4 | 
|  |     why is it that every day when i pass the grill line 
    down in the cafe that 90% of the people queued up for 
    cheeseburgers, french fries, onion rings, and steak 
    bombs are men?
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| 650.50 |  | SOLVIT::KRAWIECKI | He's no lackey!! He's a toady!! | Thu Feb 15 1996 10:24 | 8 | 
|  |     
    
    <-----
    
    because their Budweiser tumors aren't big enough?????
    
    hth...
    
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| 650.51 |  | POWDML::HANGGELI | Little Chamber of Valentines | Thu Feb 15 1996 10:25 | 4 | 
|  |     
    Because the women are all at the salad bar 8^(.
    
    
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| 650.52 |  | NOTIME::SACKS | Gerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085 | Thu Feb 15 1996 10:48 | 1 | 
|  | Because women are conditioned by society to think that thinner is better.
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| 650.53 |  | POWDML::HANGGELI | Little Chamber of Valentines | Thu Feb 15 1996 10:50 | 3 | 
|  |     
    What I wouldn't give for a big fat poutine and a beer right now 8^q.
    
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| 650.54 |  | MOLAR::DELBALSO | I (spade) my (dogface) | Thu Feb 15 1996 10:50 | 2 | 
|  | Sounds like I should spend more time at the salad bar.
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| 650.55 |  | NOTIME::SACKS | Gerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085 | Thu Feb 15 1996 10:53 | 1 | 
|  | Belly up to the salad bar?
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| 650.56 |  | LANDO::OLIVER_B | mz morality sez... | Thu Feb 15 1996 11:03 | 2 | 
|  |     no, it's because even though men know that stuff is
    bad for them, they like the taste of it.
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| 650.57 |  | POWDML::HANGGELI | Little Chamber of Valentines | Thu Feb 15 1996 11:03 | 3 | 
|  |     
    So if you knew, why'd you ask 8^)?
    
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| 650.58 |  | GENRAL::RALSTON | Fugitive from the law of averages | Thu Feb 15 1996 11:06 | 4 | 
|  | 
>Because women are conditioned by society to think that thinner is better.
But, thinner is better. IMHO
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| 650.59 |  | LANDO::OLIVER_B | mz morality sez... | Thu Feb 15 1996 11:13 | 6 | 
|  |     because i needed input from my brothers and i
    was wondering if any replies would come close
    to the badforyou/tastesgood immediate gratification
    idea.  however, i must say, that in my 18 years of
    corporate cafe experience, a heck of a lot more
    men frequent the salad bah today than in yesteryears.
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| 650.60 |  | MOLAR::DELBALSO | I (spade) my (dogface) | Thu Feb 15 1996 11:14 | 1 | 
|  | You mean it's too late for me to start hangin out at the salad bar?
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| 650.61 |  | LANDO::OLIVER_B | mz morality sez... | Thu Feb 15 1996 11:15 | 2 | 
|  |     i've been seeing a lot of prostate ads lately and i 
    think this is a very good thing, too.  
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| 650.62 |  | WAHOO::LEVESQUE | memory canyon | Thu Feb 15 1996 11:19 | 12 | 
|  |     >why is it that every day when i pass the grill line 
    >down in the cafe that 90% of the people queued up for 
    >cheeseburgers, french fries, onion rings, and steak 
    >bombs are men?
    
     I dunno, but I think it's related to the fact that 90% of people who
    take the elevator rather than the stairs (and aren't obviously impaired
    or carrying/dragging/pushing something) are women. Mebbe men figure the
    exercise they get by taking the stairs rather than the elevator
    entitles them to splurge? :-)
    
     Or maybe it's because 90% of the people who eat "in" are men.
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| 650.63 |  | POWDML::HANGGELI | Little Chamber of Valentines | Thu Feb 15 1996 11:21 | 4 | 
|  |     
    I never take the elevator 8^p!
    
    
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| 650.64 |  | SOLVIT::KRAWIECKI | He's no lackey!! He's a toady!! | Thu Feb 15 1996 11:22 | 16 | 
|  |     
    
    Just an aside about men and their "health" (bodily speaking :)
    
    Had to pick up something at Rite-Aid last night (approx. 6:00 P.M.) and
    passed the Greeting Card/Candy aisle....
    
     Guess what??  
    
    Musta been 10 guys (no women) in the aisle looking for Valentine Cards
    and/or candy!!
    
     Nothing like waiting til the last minute... (is that a guy thing??)
    
    :)
    
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| 650.65 |  | LANDO::OLIVER_B | mz morality sez... | Thu Feb 15 1996 11:23 | 5 | 
|  |     you have elevators?!  
    
    also did you know that as far as 'intrusive' examinations
    are concerned, men prefer male doctors and women prefer
    female doctors.
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| 650.66 |  | POWDML::HANGGELI | Little Chamber of Valentines | Thu Feb 15 1996 11:24 | 3 | 
|  |     
    So, YOU weren't there to pick up a card or candy, were you, Andy 8^)?
    
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| 650.67 |  | SOLVIT::KRAWIECKI | He's no lackey!! He's a toady!! | Thu Feb 15 1996 11:26 | 7 | 
|  |     
    >So, YOU weren't there to pick up a card or candy, were you, Andy 8^)?
    
    Nope... did that the night before... ;) ;)
    
    Just stopped by to pick up that bottle of French Bitter for my rocker
    ;) ;)
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| 650.68 |  | CSLALL::HENDERSON | We shall behold Him! | Thu Feb 15 1996 11:27 | 6 | 
|  | 
>    i've been seeing a lot of prostate ads lately and i 
>    think this is a very good thing, too.  
  is somebody selling them?
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| 650.69 |  | NOTIME::SACKS | Gerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085 | Thu Feb 15 1996 11:28 | 3 | 
|  | >But, thinner is better. IMHO
Tell it to Karen Carpenter.
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| 650.70 |  | BUSY::SLABOUNTY | Don't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448 | Thu Feb 15 1996 11:32 | 3 | 
|  |     
    	Hey, it's not all bad ... she doesn't have to pay taxes any more.
    
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| 650.71 | a good prostate is a good thing | HBAHBA::HAAS | Extra low prices and hepatitis too!~ | Thu Feb 15 1996 11:35 | 0 | 
| 650.72 |  | MAIL1::CRANE |  | Thu Feb 15 1996 11:45 | 2 | 
|  |     I think Spam is one of those things that taste great but bad for you
    type foods.
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| 650.73 |  | WMOIS::GIROUARD_C |  | Thu Feb 15 1996 11:48 | 2 | 
|  |     Well Glen, my brother is gay and he does have his head up his butt
    a lot. does this constitute a perfect package? :-)
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| 650.74 |  | BSS::PROCTOR_R | Keybored... | Thu Feb 15 1996 12:14 | 21 | 
|  | >   <<< Note 650.64 by SOLVIT::KRAWIECKI "He's no lackey!! He's a toady!!" >>>
>    
>    Just an aside about men and their "health" (bodily speaking :)
>    
>    Had to pick up something at Rite-Aid last night (approx. 6:00 P.M.) and
>    passed the Greeting Card/Candy aisle....
>    
>     Guess what??  
>    
>    Musta been 10 guys (no women) in the aisle looking for Valentine Cards
>    and/or candy!!
>    
>     Nothing like waiting til the last minute... (is that a guy thing??)
>    
    yep;  I noticed it to; I had my VD stuff done a week ago. Like a good
    boy. 
    
    T'was a good VD day too, today I can  hardly walk!
    
    *8)
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| 650.75 | mmmmmmmmm, yah! | TROOA::BROOKS |  | Thu Feb 15 1996 12:57 | 2 | 
|  |     <-- hee hee
    Well, I know *I* slept in today...
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| 650.76 |  | CNTROL::JENNISON | Jeremiah 33:3 | Thu Feb 15 1996 12:58 | 7 | 
|  |     
    	Where *is* that "things I did not care to know" note ?
    
    	BTW, on the topic, when this was aired on TV, Matt Lauer
    	said, "Seven times a month ?  Is it really that low ?"
    
    	
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| 650.77 |  | BROKE::PARTS |  | Thu Feb 15 1996 13:19 | 6 | 
|  |     
    | I think Spam is one of those things that taste great but bad for
    | you type foods.
    
    "Sometimes life calls for deeper answers."
     
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| 650.78 |  | BIGQ::SILVA | Benevolent 'pedagogues' of humanity | Thu Feb 15 1996 14:41 | 6 | 
|  | | <<< Note 650.73 by WMOIS::GIROUARD_C >>>
| Well Glen, my brother is gay and he does have his head up his butt
| a lot. does this constitute a perfect package? :-)
	Hee hee hee..... sounds like me sometimes.... :-) 
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| 650.79 | on a good hair day | TROOA::BUTKOVICH | prefers petrified woodies | Thu Feb 15 1996 14:44 | 1 | 
|  |     Matt Lauer belongs in the moist boinkable topic IMHO
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| 650.80 |  | BIGQ::SILVA | Benevolent 'pedagogues' of humanity | Thu Feb 15 1996 14:51 | 1 | 
|  | <---YES! And I think he is already there!
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