Conference back40::soapbox

    
    	The simple, yet effective:
    
    	"No!!"
    

    
    
    You're definitely a "two-bagger"!!!
    

    no thanks, i date within my species

    Thanks, <chuckle> but I was thinking about something a little bit
    further up the food chain.

    -Still missing rungs in the ol DNA ladder?
    
    -(to some nieghborhood hood who was hanging off my porch) Hey! Where
    the hell do you think you are? Home or some other dirty place!
    
    

"I dunno why you're bothering to talk to me, I couldn't give a toss if
you live or die."

Heard at school, entirely unprovoked.

Chris.

    Hey bud, you going to use that exercise machine? Or are you posing for
    Playgirl?

    Is this what they say in the cruel spa?

    There and the Death Center.:) Someone was sitting on a machine that was
    in need. And was yacking to someone else.:) Soooo..... loose friends
    and influence....;(
    
    

    
    
    You got loose friends George??
    
    What line do you use on them??
    
    ;)
    

    
    
    
    Begone you have no powers here
    
    

<---I think Endora said that to Derwood on a few occasions! :-)

    ...your mother feed you with a slingshot or somethin'

<---I think Endora said that to Derwood on a few occasions! :-)
                                ^^^^^^^
                                Darrin?

    I have no great put-downs, only a great rebuttal line.
    
    --->You shouldn't be so picky--I wasn't

    You a goalie for a dart team or something? 

    
    "I like you as a friend."
    
    "I think we should see other people."
    
    "I'm married to the sea."
    
    "I don't want to kill you, but I will."
    

    No thanks, I have to stay home and.....
    
    ....wash the fish.
    ....count pennies.
    ....dry the cat.
    ....orient the toothpicks in the same direction.
    ....dust the plants.
    

    When your face caught on fire, did you try to put it out with a fork?

       Conversations between Lady Astor & Winston Churchill:
       
       LA: You, sir, are drunk!
       
       WC: In the morning, Madam, I will be sober.  You, however, will
           still be ugly.

       � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � 

       LA: If you were my husband I'd put poison in your tea!
    
       WC: If you were my wife, I'd drink it.
       

    
    rearrange my sock drawer
    clean the lint out of my bellybutton
    wash the cat

| <<< Note 571.14 by CAPNET::PJOHNSON "aut disce, aut discede" >>>


| Darrin?

	Not according to Endora!

    
    	Apparently he's not a "Bewitched" fan, eh?
    

    >    Begone you have no powers here
    
    sounds like the exorcism note.  Actually, in accordance with Jude 9,
    "The Lord rebuke you" works 100% of the time.
    
    Mike

    Your so ugly you would cause a freight train to take a dirt road!

	Mike.... that only works if the person is really being bad, not bad in
your mind.

	Shawn.... Bewitched.... cool show.

    
    Actually, "Be gone, you have no powers here" was a line spoken by
    Billie Burke (Good Witch of the North) to Margaret Hamilton (Wicked 
    Witch of the West) in 1939's "The Wizard of Oz."
     

    
    <-- that's a great p-name!!

    That really is an annoying habit in some people; the
    "thanks in advance" syndrome, like you can guilt me
    into doing something by thanking me for it... but I
    guess that belongs in the pet peeve note, which is
    probably too fluffy a topic for John Harney's taste...

    -b

    
    
    	Sigh.  8-\
    

    
    RE: .29
    
    Did you misinterpret my message? I was saying I LIKED
    your p-name!!! I LIKED it. Let me repeat, I LIKED
    it. 
    
    My gawd, is my writing that bad, that a note congatulating
    someone for a good p-name draws a sigh/frown?
    
    -b

    
    	Maybe she meant that's not what it means.
    

    "go back to your single-helix friends"
    
    heard it recently on some teevee show, don't remember which one..

    ><---I think Endora said that to Derwood on a few occasions! :-)
    >                                ^^^^^^^
    >                                Darrin?
    
    No, if Endora said it, it was definitely Derwood.

re: "No, if Endora said it, it was definitely Derwood."

Yes, I remember now.

    I always liked:
    
    I don't know why you're talking to me... I'll just get drunk and treat
    you like dirt.

    Is that you face or did you neck just throw up ?
    
    Does it hurt being that ugly ?

    Yew you are fascinating, but I have been studying entemology for years. 
    Wanta be a new specimin?
    
    

    He/she is soooo ugly that dad had to hang a steak around their neck as
    so not to be befriended by the neighborhood dogs.:)
    
    Sooo fat, that there is a wrist watch on each hand for each time zone,
    and has their own postal zip code.:) And when she sits around the
    house,.... she Sits around the house!:)
    
    Tied looking up your family tree. But there was a dog using it.:) 

    
    "If I had a face like yours, I'de shave my ass and teach it to talk"

    How the voice lessons going, Markie? :-)

    
    >     <<< Note 571.38 by MKOTS3::RAUH "I survived the Cruel Spa" >>>
    >
    >He/she is soooo ugly that dad had to hang a steak around their neck as
    >so not to be befriended by the neighborhood dogs.:)
    
    
    	Rauh, you meant:
    
    He/she is soooo ugly that dad had to hang a steak around their neck
    so the neighborhood dogs would play with him/her.
    

    ...and you are?
    ...and you drive to your weight watchers meetings?

    Your as ugly as a box of frogs...
    
    You've got a face like a bag of spanners...
    
     Your obviously not two faced....if you had another you wouldn't use
    that one.
    
    Your just p****d off because someone dropped a house on your sister
    (think of the wizard of oz)
    
    

>    ...and you drive to your weight watchers meetings?

watch out, he's off *again*...

Is that a roll of certs in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?

    A roll of Certs?  Who're we talking about here, Little Billy Clinton?
    
    Chris

    
    	Don't you mean "Little Willy Clinton"?
    

    Yes, that's much better.  :-)  Wish I'd thought of that...
    
    Chris

    <---- a few back
    
    sorry mr. lout. I digress. may a thousand geese poo on my head.