| T.R | Title | User | Personal Name
 | Date | Lines | 
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| 281.1 | Talk Hard | SNOFS1::DAVISM | And monkeys might fly outa my butt! | Sun Feb 05 1995 21:30 | 1 | 
|  |     What, my dear lady, are you on about ?
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| 281.2 | Am I all alone | TROOA::TEMPLETON |  | Sun Feb 05 1995 23:21 | 3 | 
|  |     If you ever watched Barney Miller the TV show you would know the
    character known as Harris always had a new way of indicating that
    some-one was not too bright.
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| 281.3 | Talk Hard | SNOFS1::DAVISM | And monkeys might fly outa my butt! | Mon Feb 06 1995 00:16 | 2 | 
|  |     I would suggest you try HUMANE::HUMOR there is a note dedicated
    to this wonderous topic.
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| 281.4 |  | TOOK::GASKELL |  | Mon Feb 06 1995 09:05 | 6 | 
|  |     Two for the pot:
    
    The Waldorf Histeria	
    The Twinky Mobile
    
    
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| 281.5 |  | NOTIME::SACKS | Gerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085 | Mon Feb 06 1995 10:42 | 1 | 
|  | Bellevue.
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| 281.6 |  | POLAR::RICHARDSON | Weird Canadian Type Geezer | Mon Feb 06 1995 11:45 | 1 | 
|  |     The engine is running but nobody's behind the wheel.
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| 281.7 |  | SMURF::BINDER | gustam vitare | Mon Feb 06 1995 11:48 | 8 | 
|  |     one that i invented, but which was probably independently conceived
    elsewhere:
    
    one neuron short of a synapse.
    
    there's a LONG chain of replies on this in thebay::joyoflex, title is
    "six bricks short of a load".  hit kp7 to add the conference to your
    note book.
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