Conference back40::soapbox

    ... an ice cold beer on a hot summer night.

    
    
    .....being Pamela Anderson's swimsuit..
    
    

    
    
    ....finding a Yank who actually agrees with 220.2.
    
    

   ...when you are really bursting on a $hit and you make it to the toilet
    JUST in time..

    
    
    When pi$$ing against a wall , you can spray your name 
    in TEN FOOT LETTERS......
    
    

Having a chicken madras or kebab that does n't burn on its way out

    -.1 or being pinned for it! :-)

    .7
    
    With your obsession for this part of the anatomy you should have
    been a proctologist :-)
    

    
    he probably wouldn't spell that right, either...
    
    

    bummer

Proct�logist.  Or is it proct�logist?

    
    Pr��t�l�g�st, perhaps 8^).

    I'd hate to have a job wear you were getting rear ended all day.

    Sorry, this seat's taken.

    Close, but:  Pr�qt�l�g�st

    
    
    DAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    
    
    not the 'c'!!!!
    
    
    

    I'm afraid, I'm very afraid, that you'll have to {{smaq}} me...
               
    
    (pant pant)
    
    |-{:-)
    

    
    
    come here little boy...
    
    
    

    
    
    
    {{{smaq}}}
    
    

    
    "The test of pleasure is the memory it leaves behind."
    
    				- Jean Paul Richter
    

    .... like a big jam donut with cream on top.

    
    "Happiness is *way* contagious!"
    
    		- Brian Markey
    

    
    ...bringing pleasure with your coming.

    ......as happiness does.

    
    "...a warm gun."
    

    
    
    >>>...bringing pleasure with your coming.
    
    
    
    
    EXCUSE ME!?!?
    
    

    I thought she was being quite clever, raq :-}
    

    Squeeze you?  Why, I hardly even know you.  
    
    

    
    well, we have met...isn't that enough??
    
    ;>:>
    

    .... rubbing linseed oil into a cormorant.

    Oh dear.

    
    From now on the cormorant is strictly out of bounds.
                             

    
    a pay raise.... ok wishful thinking

    whatz a pay raise?!?

    Isnt that where you get paid, and get alitltle more so that the local
    town, state, utilities, and such can now get that and somemore!!:) As
    in you get a 2% raise, but life goes up 10%!!!:) Aint that the American
    Way!!

    ... a Bismark! The Cadillac of donuts!
    
    Chip

    Being the saddle on a schoolgirl`s bicyle.
    
    oh dear. 
    

    
    
    
    aaahhhh, I knew we were missing something in the new box. :')

    Yes,for crap and infantile rubbish,look no further.
    

    .38
    
    are you paraphrasing the Poet Laureate of a few years ago whose name
    escapes me (Betjeman ?):-
    
    "Sometimes i think that I would like
    To be the saddle of a bike"
    
    penned on observing a pretty undergraduate in Oxford
    
    ric

    >>are you paraphrasing the Poet Laureate of a few years ago whose name
      
    
    no, he's just being what he said he was...
    
    

 . . . opening up the 'box before Joe and Glen have started bickering
for the day.

    It`s actually the name of a song by New Wave of British Heavy Metal
    band Samson. How about that for obscure?
    

	Joe and I don't bicker. We love and respect each other. We even pray
for the other. 

    Happiness is ....  finally getting rid of the lingering odor of skunk
    that has permeated my house since the dogs got sprayed a few weeks ago.
    How? (you might ask)... by placing Downy dryer sheets in all my heat
    registers.  I got the idea while taking a whiff of a fresh batch of
    towels, still warm and fluffy from the dryer.  Now the house smells
    springtime fresh!

	So you douched your heat registers?

    <---   {little grin}