Conference back40::soapbox

    
    Nob off, you limey git. Go butt heads 'til 
    you pass out and wake up nicked!
    
    Hope this helps! :^)
    

    So everyone thinks it's gettin to polite in ere then.....
    
    

    Shut your cyber pie hole you silly git.  Ho yeah, and have a nice
    Holiday ofyour choice too.
    
    Brian

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    Hey Hedley....Go Back to Jersey ya Moron!!!

    Oi Hedley, where you been ??

    Aaaah, what's a bollock?  a pastry?  A new hairstyle?  come on, come on
    I wanna know, really.
    
    *<8o)
    
    

    Enough of the Limey cack or you will wake kissin yer butt
    
                                   hugs.
                                         Shona

    I don't need to kiss my butt, people have a habit doing this on a 
    daily basis.

    Do they pick the scabs off it too whilst they're down there ??
    
    Davie.

cheers, you bunch of ol' scumbags!  Oi DavisM, what's with the exotic
username then?

Bugger this, I'm off down the pub, anyone coming?

Chris.

    So, when are the 'Muricans getting up then, so we don't have to hear
    any more of this Limey trashtalk??
    

    BALLS, BALLS, SONT BOLLOCKS, POO....
    
    There I feel much better!!!
    

    wow ! goes to show r/o's are very regional
    
    this topic title wouldn't last in ef94
    
    hey guys, wanna wind them in ef94 up just go in use phonetic spelling
    no punctuation and no caps - drives them nutz. they're on their high
    horse writing patronising "b*****y foreigner" notes fastern u can type
    usofa
    
    try it !!
    
    ric
    
    (in the UK and who enjoys winding them up)
         

    That's okay about EF94.  We are a diverse bunch over here and are
    willing to tolerate minor discretions from our less fortunate planet
    mates.  
    
    Yours truly,
    
    Politeness man

    I am not entering my esteemed self in to the EF94 conference ever
    again. It's Bollox. You can't even do this 'Sh!t' 'cause it looks
    offensive :^|
    
    It is trash. You make one small punctuation error, grammar error or
    spelling error and they're onto you like a bunch of brain dead, no
    life, sad sack, boring, annoying, think they're amusing, pain in the
    butt, knowitall, dweebs.
    
    HELLO ! Somebody tell me what's wrong with this picture. It's life
    Jim but not as we know it.
    
    I thank ye.

AND they still haven't told me the real name of Eric (Bananaman)!


Chele

    what.

I'm trying to find out what Bananamans real name is.  

(gee it's hard to stop when you start typing banananananamananana)

Chele

    
    
               on the subject of bananas....What were the names 
    of the "Banana Splits"
    
    
    

    Are you folks like drunk ??
    
    It's Eric something (I hate it when I can't bloody remember things)
    He lives at Arcacia Road I know that.

and how DID that song go?

I used to love that show!  "it's Danger Island next"  and "it's the wol-f"

Chele    
    

It's ACACIA road.

Pleased to be of service.


Chele
55 minutes and falling....

    You are off your rocker

am not!

Chele
7 minutes and falling

your are all talking smeg,go do some work you elecrosexuals.now where did I 
 did i l leave my  beer..

smeg yerself you miserable git.  Now that Christmas is upon us, we must
remember the important things; beer, for a start.  I'm off for an alcohol
frenzy now, anyone who starts the new year without a hangover is a puff!
See y'all around, yer ugly turds.

Chris.

	and a big warm, fuzzy hug to you too....;*)

    		
    Merry Christmas,
    
    			I hope you are all made to eat mince for eternity
    and get spanked by a spikey rod.
    
    					Pish in yer Sleazebag,
    
    								Rudi.

    What a strange man.
    
    Is there someone else up there we can talk to!?!

    re .30
    
    Excuse me but I do the spaniking, ok?

Show a little respect, Glenn.  He's quite
obviously a member of the royal family, with
all that posh talk.

    Well I didn't vote for him.

You don't vote for king!

(Too bad &y's not here...  I think he
mentioned the Lady of the Lake last night.)

    
    Well!  How'd you become King, then?
    

    The lady of the lake, clad in the purest of shimmering Semite
    help aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water
    thus signifying that I Arthur should carry Excalibur

    That is why I am your King!

    
    Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis
    for a system of government!  Supreme executive power derives from a
    mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony!
    

    SHUT UP!

    
    You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because
    some watery tart threw a sword at you!
    

    Be QUIET!

    
    But if I went around saying I was Emperor, just because some
    moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!
    

    Bloody peasant!

pheasant plucker

    Not yet I'm afraid, I'm still aspiring to peasanthood.
    
    Brian

Knob off you lot, before we have the whole of the bleedin Python scripts
transcribed in here...

Chris.

    I'm Bored. So I have come to a mutual agreement with my brain and
    my hands to write bollox in this note.
    
    
    Bollox.

    
    sad git
    

    
    Brad Pitt
    

    
    tool kit

    hissy fit

    
    bit by bit
    

    what a wit

    
    limey twit
    

    
    catcher's mitt
    

    public teat

    
    cream of wheat
    

    
    
    	corns on yer feet

    
    The elite meet to eat meaty treats.
    

    tap shoe cleats

    front row seats

    skirty pleats

    
    John Keats
    

    satin sheets

    
    Ooh, I have those.

    pantyhose

    
    And so it goes
    

    sucking toes

    snarfing woes

    runny nose (i like the sucking toes)
    
    

    
    {ahem} so do I 8^).

    God only knows.

    
    Up your nose with a rubber hose!
    

    silly prose

    caught a dose
    

    bucks n' does
    twinkle toes
    frosty nose
    run in my hose

    .75
    
    sorry to hear that.  i believe penicillin works well.

    Shove it up yer date.
    
    
    CHARLEY