| T.R | Title | User | Personal Name
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| 151.1 |  | GMT1::TEEKEMA | Holly sheep dip Batman..... | Wed Dec 07 1994 11:19 | 10 | 
|  | 
	It's no problem for me,
	I boink,
	I rest,
	I boink again
	I sleep.
	It's great you should try it......%^)
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| 151.2 |  | MPGS::MARKEY | My big stick is a Beretta | Wed Dec 07 1994 11:20 | 7 | 
|  |     I came
    I boinked
    I...
    
    	Damn, I got it backwards again.
    
    
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| 151.3 |  | BIGQ::SILVA | Memories..... | Wed Dec 07 1994 11:36 | 4 | 
|  | 
	Teekema, nowhere in that mess did I see anything about work....
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| 151.4 |  | CSOA1::LEECH | annuit coeptis novus ordo seclorum | Wed Dec 07 1994 11:54 | 2 | 
|  |     Well, if you have an assault boinker, I suppose this would be
    appropriate.
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| 151.5 |  | BIGQ::SILVA | Memories..... | Wed Dec 07 1994 11:55 | 7 | 
|  | | <<< Note 151.4 by CSOA1::LEECH "annuit coeptis novus ordo seclorum" >>>
| Well, if you have an assault boinker, I suppose this would be appropriate.
	Only if you're a disgruntled postal worker....
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| 151.6 |  | SMURF::BINDER | vitam gustare | Wed Dec 07 1994 12:21 | 2 | 
|  |     do you need a carry permit for an assault boinker?  hey, people have
    died from boinking, and if it saves just one life...
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| 151.7 |  | GMT1::TEEKEMA | Holly sheep dip Batman..... | Wed Dec 07 1994 12:24 | 6 | 
|  | 
	RE.6	But I don't want to be saved..........I want
to boink till the very end.
	RE Glen.	Work, work.....what's that ??? %^)
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| 151.8 |  | WMOIS::GIROUARD_C |  | Wed Dec 07 1994 12:39 | 1 | 
|  |     Try gettin' a high capacity mag these days :-)
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| 151.9 |  | POLAR::RICHARDSON | G��� �t�R �r�z� | Wed Dec 07 1994 12:52 | 1 | 
|  |     I'll stick with a revolver.
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| 151.10 |  | CSOA1::LEECH | annuit coeptis novus ordo seclorum | Wed Dec 07 1994 13:38 | 1 | 
|  |     ....and of course, we need an active definition of an assault boinker.
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| 151.11 | Assault Boinker Legal Definition | SCAPAS::GUINEO::MOORE | I'll have the rat-on-a-stick | Wed Dec 07 1994 17:20 | 4 | 
|  |     
    An assault boinker has a pistol grip.
    
    
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| 151.12 |  | MIMS::LESSER_M | Who invented liquid soap and why? | Wed Dec 07 1994 18:29 | 1 | 
|  |     I BOINK!  Therefore I Am!
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| 151.13 |  | NEMAIL::SCOTTK | My multiple extremities: O:) >:> :P +:) | Thu Dec 08 1994 12:01 | 1 | 
|  |     Boinking is good thing.
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| 151.14 |  | RDGE44::ALEUC8 |  | Thu Dec 08 1994 12:07 | 6 | 
|  |     ugh
    
    smelly messy unsanitary potentially-deadly undignified habit-forming
    time-consuming costly
    
    as bad as hard drugs really
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| 151.15 |  | NEMAIL::SCOTTK | My multiple extremities: O:) >:> :P +:) | Thu Dec 08 1994 12:36 | 1 | 
|  |     I thought we were talking about sex, and I hope your not.
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| 151.16 |  | GMT1::TEEKEMA | Ms Jones created Barney.. | Thu Dec 08 1994 12:44 | 6 | 
|  | 
	RE .14
	That's the best, absolutely the best kind of boinking there is !!
	%^)
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| 151.17 |  | POLAR::RICHARDSON | G��� �t�R �r�z� | Thu Dec 08 1994 12:50 | 1 | 
|  |     He's talking about digging people up and loving them rotten.
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| 151.18 |  | GMT1::TEEKEMA | Ms Jones created Barney.. | Thu Dec 08 1994 12:57 | 6 | 
|  | 
	RE .17
	Yipes !!!
	Well, whatever puts the oink in your boink........%^(
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| 151.19 |  | RDGE44::ALEUC8 |  | Thu Dec 08 1994 13:02 | 12 | 
|  |     .14
    
    i tried to draw a smiley with tongue in cheek but couldnt
    
    is it     8^p   8^6   8^~    8^,    8^&    8^P    8^b
    
    
    .17
    
    wow
    
    that never crossed my (somewhat sick) mind
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| 151.20 |  | NEMAIL::SCOTTK | My multiple extremities: O:) >:> :P +:) | Thu Dec 08 1994 16:06 | 6 | 
|  |     re. .19
    
    I hope it never does cross your mind.  Barbies will always bw better
    
    
    
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| 151.21 |  | TROOA::COLLINS | You reflect off my sunglasses... | Thu Dec 08 1994 17:15 | 6 | 
|  | 
    Boinking IS messy, disgusting and degrading.
    
    But only if it's done right.
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| 151.22 |  | NEMAIL::SCOTTK | Don't fake the funk | Fri Dec 09 1994 10:45 | 5 | 
|  |     <------------------and the reason why was late, today.  I lost control, 
    and my boink nature took over, not a good excuse for being late. 
    It's friday.
    
    
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| 151.23 |  | POWDML::LAUER | Little Chamber of Perdition | Fri Dec 09 1994 10:54 | 2 | 
|  |     
    Thank you so much for sharing your sex life with us.
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| 151.24 |  | NEMAIL::SCOTTK | Don't fake the funk | Fri Dec 09 1994 13:31 | 3 | 
|  |     Hail MSO_BABE
    
    I offended thee, my apologies. :-)
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| 151.25 |  | FABSIX::M_CADIEUX |  | Fri Apr 26 1996 01:11 | 2 | 
|  |     
       Born to Boink
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| 151.26 |  | WAHOO::LEVESQUE | life is no beer commercial | Fri Apr 26 1996 06:59 | 1 | 
|  |     Please practice safe sex. Use a rubber glove.
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| 151.27 |  | POLAR::RICHARDSON | A one shake man | Fri Apr 26 1996 10:36 | 1 | 
|  |     sex is cleaner when you package your wiener.
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| 151.28 |  | POWDML::HANGGELI | Little Chamber of Nightmares | Fri Apr 26 1996 10:37 | 3 | 
|  |     
    {thud}
    
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| 151.29 |  | SMURF::WALTERS |  | Fri Apr 26 1996 10:51 | 3 | 
|  |     "Might as well face it, you've a dick like a glove."
    
    Robert Palmit
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| 151.30 |  | BSS::PROCTOR_R | Pnut butter & quiver sandwich pleeze! | Fri Apr 26 1996 10:55 | 3 | 
|  |     >   "Might as well face it, you've a dick like a glove."
    
    A luv gluv I presume?
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| 151.31 |  | ACISS1::SCHELTER |  | Fri Apr 26 1996 11:13 | 6 | 
|  |     reminds me of the story aboot the guy with five penises,
    his pants fit like a glove...
    
    
    Mike
    
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| 151.32 |  | SMURF::BINDER | Uva uvam vivendo variat | Fri Apr 26 1996 13:15 | 1 | 
|  |     You people really need to get a hold on yourselves.
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| 151.33 |  | BSS::PROCTOR_R | Pnut butter & quiver sandwich pleeze! | Fri Apr 26 1996 14:58 | 3 | 
|  |     quit strokin' me!
    
    
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| 151.34 |  | ACISS2::LEECH | extremist | Fri Apr 26 1996 16:11 | 1 | 
|  |     GET A ROOM, PEOPLE!
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| 151.35 | just kidding | BSS::SMITH_S |  | Fri Apr 26 1996 16:25 | 31 | 
|  |     (boink  boink boink)
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    guess what i'm doing
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| 151.36 |  | NOTIME::SACKS | Gerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085 | Fri Apr 26 1996 16:26 | 1 | 
|  | Being annoying, as usual.
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| 151.37 |  | ACISS2::LEECH | extremist | Fri Apr 26 1996 17:01 | 1 | 
|  |     {snicker}
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| 151.38 |  | BSS::SMITH_S |  | Fri Apr 26 1996 17:03 | 5 | 
|  |     >> being annoying as usual
    
    
    moi?
    -ss
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| 151.39 |  | BSS::PROCTOR_R | Pnut butter & quiver sandwich pleeze! | Fri Apr 26 1996 17:07 | 6 | 
|  |     {boink} {boink} {boink}
    
    guess what I'm doing?
    
    boinking.
    don't you feel stupid now?
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| 151.40 |  | BSS::SMITH_S |  | Fri Apr 26 1996 17:08 | 2 | 
|  |     I feel stoopid 24-7
    
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| 151.41 |  | BSS::PROCTOR_R | Pnut butter & quiver sandwich pleeze! | Fri Apr 26 1996 17:10 | 6 | 
|  |     we had a female type lady in my college linear algebra class named ?you
    guessed it? 
    
    I felt stoopid too.
    
    nice.
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| 151.42 |  | BUSY::SLABOUNTY | Don't drink the (toilet) water. | Fri Apr 26 1996 17:41 | 3 | 
|  |     
    	I haven't guess it yet.  What was her name?
    
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| 151.43 |  | BIGQ::SILVA | Mr. Logo | Fri Apr 26 1996 19:58 | 7 | 
|  | | <<< Note 151.31 by ACISS1::SCHELTER >>>
| reminds me of the story aboot the guy with five penises,
| his pants fit like a glove...
	Wasn't that the start of the mad cow disease?
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| 151.44 |  | ACISS1::SCHELTER |  | Mon Apr 29 1996 09:12 | 5 | 
|  |     <-- food for thought...
    
    
    Mike
    
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