| T.R | Title | User | Personal Name
 | Date | Lines | 
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| 1169.1 | Or maybe a phone number? | POLAR::TYSICK | Contrabulous Fabtraption | Tue Jul 09 1996 10:50 | 4 | 
|  |     And the word of the day is...
    
    
    Lawsuit!  [^8=
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| 1169.2 | 1+1=69 | SCASS1::BARBER_A | I caught the moon today | Tue Jul 09 1996 13:01 | 5 | 
|  |     Well I'll be!  
    
    Don't I feel special now...  Thanks Buckeyboo!  8)
    
    EVERY NOTE'S A 69!!!!!!!!  yes!! 
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| 1169.4 | Bring_A_Napkin. | WMOIS::MAZURKA | Son_Of_Dig_It_Al | Tue Jul 09 1996 14:34 | 7 | 
|  |      If you Wine_And_Dine You Might Getta 69.
    
     
   6
    6
    6 9 was A_Great Year!
    
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| 1169.5 |  | FABSIX::K_KAMAR | In-A-Gadda-da-vida | Tue Jul 09 1996 15:13 | 2 | 
|  |     I was 2 years old in 1969.....It WAS a good year. :-)
    
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| 1169.6 | Hi Kit! | SCASS1::BARBER_A | I caught the moon today | Tue Jul 09 1996 15:38 | 1 | 
|  |     I was -2 in '69.  8)  
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| 1169.7 |  | THEMAX::SMITH_S | I (neuter) my (catbutt) | Tue Jul 09 1996 17:10 | 5 | 
|  |     I was just my daddy's little squirt in '69.
    
    -3
    -ss
    
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| 1169.8 |  | POLAR::LYLE | you think I'm swingin'.. then I kick | Tue Jul 09 1996 21:50 | 7 | 
|  |     
    I was 2 years old in '69 as well.....
    
    My favorite licence number has GOT to be UB6 IB9.
    
    Dave
    
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| 1169.9 | That sounds kinda sick now... | POLAR::RENAUDP | KBILLY's Super Sounds of the 70's | Tue Jul 09 1996 22:23 | 6 | 
|  |     I was -1, but since I was born in August of 70.....technically I was
    there for '69.  I spent the most of the year with Dad, but was given to
    Mom as an early Christmas present I guess!
    
    Paully 8)
    
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| 1169.10 | Big smile...big smile! | POLAR::TYSICK | Contrabulous Fabtraption | Wed Jul 10 1996 06:48 | 6 | 
|  |     Paully.......ya make me wannna   WRETCH!
    
    I was -3 as well!  Boy I feel like a kid around ya all!  (this is where
    Rachelle and Petey come in to brag about being younger)
    
    	J
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| 1169.11 | I feel old... | SUBSYS::MSOUCY |  | Wed Jul 10 1996 08:43 | 5 | 
|  |     
    Talk about young whipper-snappers....I was 8 that year....you are
    making me feel old now! But 69 IS good! ;-)
    
    
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| 1169.12 |  | HOOPLE::FENNELL | Lights out, lights out Chicago! | Wed Jul 10 1996 09:02 | 2 | 
|  | I was 11 in 69.  Hey maybe this should be *MY* note!
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| 1169.13 |  | SCASS1::BARBER_A | Spanky | Wed Jul 10 1996 09:07 | 1 | 
|  |     You have a point, Tim.
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| 1169.14 |  | BUSY::SLABOUNTY | Enjoy what you do | Wed Jul 10 1996 09:09 | 4 | 
|  |     
    	And it probably gets in the way when walking through low door-
    	ways.
    
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| 1169.15 |  | POLAR::BRASSINGTON | Settle Down you arm pit | Wed Jul 10 1996 22:04 | 7 | 
|  |     Hey J,
    
    I was also -3 in 69.  Rachelle seems to be the youngest thus far.  Gee
    I feel so old.;-)
    
    P
    
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| 1169.16 | Just a youngin' | POLAR::LARABIE | Slinky's kinked | Wed Jul 10 1996 22:37 | 7 | 
|  |     
    Holy geez,
    
    I was what...........-4 in '69.  And Petey, quit callin me Rachelle. 
    People I don't even know have started callin me that.
    
    It's ........Rick
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| 1169.17 |  | MFGFIN::EPPERSON | I saw a chicken with two heads | Wed Jul 10 1996 22:49 | 2 | 
|  |     They think you are a freak. You probably shouldn`t have worn that 
    dress & wig to work. By the way, Lyle said that you were looking good.
 | 
| 1169.18 | MMMMMMMMM | POLAR::BRASSINGTON | Settle Down you arm pit | Wed Jul 10 1996 23:41 | 5 | 
|  |     Look'n good??
    
    More like look'n SEXY!!!  Such a sweet young thing!!!!!
    
    P
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| 1169.19 |  | POLAR::LYLE | no matter where you go, there you are | Thu Jul 11 1996 00:27 | 3 | 
|  |      
    Didn't say a bloody thing about it....
    
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| 1169.20 | Where did you get that pink strapless dress???? | POLAR::RENAUDP | Canadian DOS prompt: EH?:\> | Thu Jul 11 1996 04:27 | 4 | 
|  |     He was lookin' pretty sweet this morning....8)
    
    Paully 8)
    
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| 1169.21 | and another old fart signs in.... | ASDG::MCNAMARA | strange visitor...... | Thu Jul 11 1996 06:45 | 6 | 
|  |     
    
    i wuz 11 also in '69....altho '69 is FINE, '68 is GREAT
    (U know....'68? she does me, I owe her one....)
    
    wacky_macky
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| 1169.22 |  | EDWIN::HOOKER |  | Thu Jul 11 1996 11:34 | 4 | 
|  |     I was also -3.  But 69 was a good year...that's when we landed on the
    moon !
    
    Shane, who changed the room number where I lived in college to be 69.
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| 1169.23 | 'Cept for me and Tim... | KDX200::COOPER | He who laughs last, thinks slowest | Thu Jul 11 1996 12:48 | 3 | 
|  |     Pups!
    
    You're all pups!! 
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| 1169.24 |  | DECWIN::JUDY | That's *Ms. Bitch* to you! | Thu Jul 11 1996 13:31 | 6 | 
|  |     
    	re: .22
    
    
    	Shaddup you!  =)
    
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| 1169.25 | Hippies!!!! | DELNI::FORGET |  | Fri Jul 12 1996 07:52 | 9 | 
|  |     
    
    i was 2yrs in 1969
    
    
    Man on the Moon
    WoodStock
    Jim Morrison exposed in Miami
    musical Hair came out
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| 1169.26 |  | KDX200::CJ |  | Sun Jul 14 1996 00:21 | 1 | 
|  |     I was born in 1969.  ;-)
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| 1169.27 |  | FABSIX::S_MCREYNOLDS |  | Sun Jul 14 1996 02:33 | 8 | 
|  |     
    
    I was -6 in 1969
    
    and i remember everything :^)
    
    
    
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| 1169.29 |  | KDX200::COOPER | He who laughs last, thinks slowest | Sun Jul 14 1996 23:23 | 4 | 
|  |     Know what the speed limit of sex is??
    
    
    68 - Cuz when you hit 69, you gotta turn around...
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| 1169.31 |  | KDX200::COOPER | He who laughs last, thinks slowest | Mon Jul 15 1996 08:47 | 1 | 
|  |     Dough!!
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| 1169.32 |  | POLAR::RICHARDSON | Carboy Junkie | Tue Jul 16 1996 17:39 | 17 | 
|  | 
         88888888888                      PPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
	8888888888888                    PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
       888	   888                   PP              PP
       888	   888                   PP              PP
       888	   888                   PP             PP
       888	   888                   PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
       888	   888  --------------   PPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
       888888888888888  --------------   PP
       888	   888  --------------   PP
       888	   888                   PP
       888	   888                   PP
       888	   888                   PP
       888	   888                   PP
	8888888888888                    PP
         88888888888
    
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| 1169.33 |  | THEMAX::SMITH_S | Hanover Fist | Tue Jul 16 1996 17:46 | 3 | 
|  |     re -1
    
    How thoughtful...
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| 1169.34 |  | SCASS1::BARBER_A | Spanky | Wed Jul 17 1996 09:17 | 3 | 
|  |     .32 oh yeah? 
    
    8p (actual size)
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| 1169.35 | yeah | POWDML::BUCKLEY | Valkyrie: The Joy of Six | Wed Jul 17 1996 11:14 | 1 | 
|  |     
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| 1169.36 |  | SCASS1::BARBER_A | Spanky | Wed Jul 17 1996 12:24 | 1 | 
|  |     oh YEAH!?!
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| 1169.37 |  | BUSY::SLABOUNTY | A Momentary Lapse of Reason | Wed Jul 17 1996 12:25 | 3 | 
|  |     
    	Some very impressive comebacks in this note, I must say.
    
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| 1169.38 |  | POLAR::RICHARDSON | Carboy Junkie | Wed Jul 17 1996 13:17 | 21 | 
|  |                      ___   ~----._
            _______     ~~---.__  `-.
        --~~       ~~-----.__   `-.  \
        _,--------------._   ~---. \  `.
      '~  _,------------. ~~-     `.\  |
     _,--~      _____    `        _____|_
         _,---~~          -----         `-.            /##
      ,-~   __,---~~--.       `._____,',--.`.        ,'##/
    ,' _,--~  __,----.          `  () '' ()' :    _,-' `#'
     ,~   _,-'   ,' ,--          `---' \ `.__,)--'     ,'
       ,-'      -  (                                _,'
     .'   _-~ ,'    `--                          ,-'
    /  ,-'  ,'  __                        ___,--'    _______________
     ,'  ,'~ ,-~     /            ___.ooo88o  |    ,'               `.
    /  ,' ,-'    /               ' 8888888888,'   _|                 |
      /  /    /                 '  `888888888.`.  \    DINSDALE!!!!  |
     /  /  /      /            '    `888888888 |   |                 |
       '      /     /         '       `888888','   `._______________,'
         /                   '           ~~~,'
        /   /  /            '            ,-'
         /           /                 ,'         
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| 1169.39 |  | SCASS1::BARBER_A | Spanky | Wed Jul 17 1996 14:41 | 1 | 
|  |     Why is your mouth full of o's and 8's ??
 | 
| 1169.40 |  | BUSY::SLABOUNTY | A seemingly endless time | Wed Jul 17 1996 14:43 | 3 | 
|  |     
    	Quality control problem at the local Alphabits plant, I guess.
    
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| 1169.41 | Python-mania strikes again! | ASDG::MCNAMARA | strange visitor...... | Thu Jul 18 1996 06:04 | 23 | 
|  |     
    
    
    ....re: -.38
    
    Hardy-Har-Har indeed! 
    
    Ain't that "Spiney Norman", the hedgehog????
    
    
    
    ...."Dinsdale!"
    
    
    
    
    ..next thing ya know, someone will be nailing coffee-tables
    to people's heads........
    
    
    
    
    
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| 1169.42 | yum | BRAT::JENNISON | A Wild Eyed Child Of The Sun | Thu Jul 18 1996 08:13 | 2 | 
|  |     Spagetti Ossssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
    
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| 1169.43 |  | POWDML::BUCKLEY | Valkyrie: The Joy of Six | Thu Jul 18 1996 13:20 | 1 | 
|  |     Wonder who'll get reply #.69 in this string?!?
 | 
| 1169.44 |  | SCASS1::BARBER_A | Spanky | Thu Jul 18 1996 13:21 | 1 | 
|  |     Don't know, wanna play volleyball?
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| 1169.45 |  | POWDML::BUCKLEY | Valkyrie: The Joy of Six | Thu Jul 18 1996 14:12 | 1 | 
|  |     and Buck serves one over to Pril..
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| 1169.46 |  | BRAT::JENNISON | A Wild Eyed Child Of The Sun | Thu Jul 18 1996 14:14 | 1 | 
|  |     And theresss SueJ right behind Pril... GOT IT!@!
 | 
| 1169.47 | you're gonna get hot feet! :^) | POOKY::OROURKE | Breakfast in Branson | Thu Jul 18 1996 14:19 | 5 | 
|  |     
    and I wanna know who put up the volleyball net right over the lobster
    baking pit?
    
    /j
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| 1169.48 |  | SCASS1::BARBER_A | Spanky | Thu Jul 18 1996 14:25 | 1 | 
|  |     Dig, set, SPIKE!
 | 
| 1169.49 |  | POLAR::RENAUDP | Canadian DOS prompt: EH?:\> | Thu Jul 18 1996 14:53 | 6 | 
|  |     SAVE!! 
    
    Set....
    
    Paully 8)
    
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| 1169.50 |  | CADSYS::FENNELL | Lights out, lights out Chicago! | Thu Jul 18 1996 20:13 | 1 | 
|  | Dammit who left this big blue cooler here?  I just tripped over it
 | 
| 1169.51 | Make mine a nice cold Rickards!!! | POLAR::RENAUDP | Canadian DOS prompt: EH?:\> | Thu Jul 18 1996 21:18 | 4 | 
|  |     While you're there, wanna grab me a cool one???
    
    Paully 8)
    
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| 1169.52 |  | CADSYS::FENNELL | Lights out, lights out Chicago! | Thu Jul 18 1996 22:07 | 2 | 
|  | 
Here's an O'Douls to you...
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| 1169.53 |  | SCASS1::BARBER_A | Spanky | Fri Jul 19 1996 13:27 | 2 | 
|  |     {Splash}  Back in the water!  We have a game to play peoples!  No more
    beer until aftwerwards.  
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| 1169.54 | back 'atcha 'Pril | POLAR::RENAUDP | Love's blind,Marriage's the I-opener! | Fri Jul 19 1996 15:24 | 4 | 
|  |     Serve....
    
    Paully 8)
    
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| 1169.55 | 8) | POLAR::RENAUDP | Luv's blind,Marriage's the I-opener | Fri Jul 19 1996 21:26 | 6 | 
|  |     DAMN!  hit the net.....
    
    Serve over...
    
    Paully
    
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| 1169.56 | Next_Serve.. | WMOIS::MAZURKA | Son_Of_Dig_It_Al | Sat Jul 20 1996 07:52 | 6 | 
|  |     SonnOfA.....OuCh@^%$^
    
     I've Been Spiked Right in The Pelvic_Area!
    
    
      Crazy_That'll_Leave_A_Mark_Al
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| 1169.57 | Cruel but fun... | POLAR::RENAUDP | Luv's blind,Marriage's the I-opener | Sat Jul 20 1996 15:33 | 5 | 
|  |     You know Crazy_Al...we could get this volley going and steal
    everybody's fun before they even get back in here on Monday!!
    
    Paully 8)
    
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| 1169.58 |  | WMOIS::MAZURKA | Son_Of_Dig_It_Al | Sun Jul 21 1996 08:20 | 5 | 
|  |     I'm Too InJured to Play Any_More.
    
    
    
      Crazy_Side_Lined_Al
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| 1169.59 | My sister-in-law just got registered..8) | POLAR::RENAUDP | Luv's blind,Marriage's the I-opener | Sun Jul 21 1996 10:24 | 4 | 
|  |     I could send you a nurse.....
    
    Paully 8)
    
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| 1169.60 |  | SCASS1::BARBER_A | Spanky | Mon Jul 22 1996 08:35 | 1 | 
|  |     Rotate!
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| 1169.61 |  | BUSY::SLABOUNTY | Erin go braghless | Mon Jul 22 1996 08:41 | 4 | 
|  |     
    	You know, you people are going to irritate me enough that I'm
    	going to have to do something drastic in here.  8^)
    
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| 1169.62 |  | POWDML::BUCKLEY | Valkyrie: The Joy of Six | Mon Jul 22 1996 09:14 | 1 | 
|  |     Oh, bugger off!
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| 1169.63 | Spitting the dummy | UNTADE::CLARKE | Like a Spider to a Fly | Mon Jul 22 1996 09:43 | 5 | 
|  | Hey Slab,
 Are you going to take the ball and go home?? ;-)
 Nic
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| 1169.64 |  | SCASS1::BARBER_A | Spanky | Mon Jul 22 1996 09:51 | 1 | 
|  |     dunk him!
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| 1169.65 |  | BUSY::SLABOUNTY | Erotic Nightmares | Mon Jul 22 1996 09:52 | 5 | 
|  |     
    	RE: .63
    
    	No, I
    
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| 1169.66 |  | BUSY::SLABOUNTY | Erotic Nightmares | Mon Jul 22 1996 09:52 | 3 | 
|  |     
    	think
    
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| 1169.67 |  | BUSY::SLABOUNTY | Erotic Nightmares | Mon Jul 22 1996 09:52 | 3 | 
|  |     
    	I'll
    
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| 1169.70 | That Was 'pril's!! | WMOIS::MAZURKA | Son_Of_Dig_It_Al | Mon Jul 22 1996 12:05 | 1 | 
|  |     Scum_Bag!!!!       :_)
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| 1169.72 |  | SCASS1::BARBER_A | Spanky | Mon Jul 22 1996 12:24 | 7 | 
|  |     8(  Bummer of a hummer there, Shawneeboy.  You cheated, you're out!!
    
    Okay, everyone!  Are you in the game or not?  We've got a lot of work
    to do to get to .169!!  
    
    Who wants to take Shawn's place?  Let's just forget the fact that this 
    is his pool!!  8PpPPppPp
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| 1169.74 |  | BRAT::JENNISON | A Wild Eyed Child Of The Sun | Mon Jul 22 1996 12:32 | 1 | 
|  |     um yea
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| 1169.75 |  | SCASS1::BARBER_A | Spanky | Mon Jul 22 1996 12:34 | 3 | 
|  |     This is fun.  
    
    teeheehee 8)
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| 1169.76 |  | FABSIX::K_KAMAR | Once Bitten,Twice Shy | Mon Jul 22 1996 12:36 | 29 | 
|  |     
    
    Hey 'Pril...what's up wit da " Spanky " bit ????
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    Ummm..nevermind....I don't think I wanna know....;-)
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
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| 1169.77 |  | BRAT::JENNISON | A Wild Eyed Child Of The Sun | Mon Jul 22 1996 12:38 | 1 | 
|  |     yesh!
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| 1169.78 |  | SCASS1::BARBER_A | Spanky | Mon Jul 22 1996 12:42 | 3 | 
|  |     I happen to be a big fan of the 'Lil Rascals.
    
    Yes, that's it.
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| 1169.79 |  | FABSIX::K_KAMAR | Once Bitten,Twice Shy | Mon Jul 22 1996 12:47 | 2 | 
|  |     
    O Tay !!!!  I likes Buckwheat !!! ( But'whee')
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| 1169.80 |  | BRAT::JENNISON | A Wild Eyed Child Of The Sun | Mon Jul 22 1996 12:57 | 1 | 
|  |     Darla was very talented....
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| 1169.81 |  | BUSY::SLABOUNTY | Foreplay? What's that? | Mon Jul 22 1996 12:59 | 6 | 
|  |     
    	She was a slut.
    
    	Why do you think Alfalfa and Buckwheat were always smiling ...
    	hmmm?
    
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| 1169.82 |  | BRAT::JENNISON | A Wild Eyed Child Of The Sun | Mon Jul 22 1996 13:07 | 2 | 
|  |     ah-- nope... they were gay thats why SPanky was always doing that
    face thing.. 8)
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| 1169.83 |  | FABSIX::K_KAMAR | Once Bitten,Twice Shy | Mon Jul 22 1996 13:09 | 2 | 
|  |     
    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...I'm dyin' over here.....
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| 1169.84 |  | WMOIS::MAZURKA | Son_Of_Dig_It_Al | Mon Jul 22 1996 13:10 | 1 | 
|  |     Porky_And_Froggy ��RuLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLe��eeeeeeeeee!!!
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| 1169.85 | say it aint so!! | FABSIX::S_CHRISTIAN |  | Mon Jul 22 1996 13:13 | 1 | 
|  | gay? maybe spanky but not alf
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| 1169.86 |  | FABSIX::K_KAMAR | Once Bitten,Twice Shy | Mon Jul 22 1996 13:41 | 1 | 
|  |     What was the dog's name ?   I forgot ?
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| 1169.87 |  | DECWIN::JUDY | That's *Ms. Bitch* to you! | Mon Jul 22 1996 13:42 | 4 | 
|  |     
    
    	Pete?
    
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| 1169.88 | 8@ | BRAT::JENNISON | A Wild Eyed Child Of The Sun | Mon Jul 22 1996 13:43 | 1 | 
|  |     PeteY
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| 1169.89 |  | FABSIX::K_KAMAR | Once Bitten,Twice Shy | Mon Jul 22 1996 13:47 | 24 | 
|  |     Alfalfa had a very good singing voice......
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    NOT !!!!!  ;-)
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| 1169.90 |  | WMOIS::MAZURKA | Son_Of_Dig_It_Al | Mon Jul 22 1996 14:29 | 6 | 
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          Crazy_That_Is_All_Al
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| 1169.91 |  | POLAR::LYLE | I will not abbrev. | Mon Jul 22 1996 21:54 | 7 | 
|  |     
    Petey was the only one to wear make-up for the show....
    
    and yes, Darla was a slut.
    
    Dave
     
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| 1169.92 |  | BRAT::JENNISON | A Wild Eyed Child Of The Sun | Tue Jul 23 1996 07:32 | 1 | 
|  |     NOPE.
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| 1169.93 |  | BRAT::JENNISON | A Wild Eyed Child Of The Sun | Tue Jul 23 1996 07:32 | 1 | 
|  |     NOPE.
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| 1169.94 |  | BRAT::JENNISON | A Wild Eyed Child Of The Sun | Tue Jul 23 1996 07:32 | 1 | 
|  |     NOPE.
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| 1169.95 |  | FABSIX::K_KAMAR | Whip It Good | Tue Jul 23 1996 08:06 | 2 | 
|  |     Actually, Darla was just a tease.....;-)
    
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| 1169.96 |  | POWDML::BUCKLEY | Valkyrie: The Joy of Six | Tue Jul 23 1996 10:40 | 1 | 
|  |     Darla who?
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| 1169.97 |  | BUSY::SLABOUNTY | To the Batmobile ... let's go!!! | Tue Jul 23 1996 11:13 | 5 | 
|  |     
    	The Little Rascals' Darla.
    
    	Please try and follow along.  8^)
    
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| 1169.98 |  | HOOPLE::FENNELL | Nothing is planned by the sea and the sand | Tue Jul 23 1996 11:20 | 1 | 
|  | Getting closer
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| 1169.99 | y | FABSIX::K_KAMAR | Whip It Good | Tue Jul 23 1996 15:16 | 1 | 
|  |     Only 71 more to go. :-)
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| 1169.100 |  | POLAR::RICHARDSON | Perpetual Glenn | Tue Jul 23 1996 15:20 | 1 | 
|  |     cent! tabarouette!
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| 1169.101 |  | SCASS1::BARBER_A | follows instructions | Tue Jul 23 1996 15:26 | 1 | 
|  |     eh?
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| 1169.102 |  | BUSY::SLABOUNTY | We're not #1, but we're up there | Tue Jul 23 1996 16:20 | 5 | 
|  |     
    	RE: Kit [.99]
    
    	New math?
    
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| 1169.103 |  | FABSIX::K_KAMAR | Whip It Good | Tue Jul 23 1996 16:35 | 5 | 
|  |     Oops !!!!!  Am I embarrassed...:-{
    
    I was subtracting 98 from 169....instead of 99 from 169.
    
    Sorry. :-{
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| 1169.104 |  | BUSY::SLABOUNTY | We're not #1, but we're up there | Tue Jul 23 1996 16:41 | 5 | 
|  |     
    	Well, at least you weren't subtracting 1 from 69.
    
    	I imagine it could be very boring that way.
    
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| 1169.105 |  | FABSIX::K_KAMAR | Whip It Good | Tue Jul 23 1996 16:53 | 4 | 
|  |     
    bwaaaaaaaahaaahahhahaaaahaa !!!!  :-)
    
    
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| 1169.106 |  | EDWIN::HOOKER |  | Wed Jul 24 1996 09:32 | 25 | 
|  |     Speakin of lil' Rascals here's a joke:
    
    School teacher was having a spelling bee and was calling
    on the kids to spell the word then use it in a sentence.
    
    Teacher:  Alfalfa, spell dictate and use it in a sentence.
    
    Alfalfa: ok..umm..d - i - k 
    
    Teacher: no..I'm sorry...let's see Spanky ? Can you spell dictate
    and use it in a sentence.
    
    Spanky: I think so...d - i - c - t - a - i
    
    Teacher: no...sorry..let's how about you Buckwheet ?  Can you do it ?
    
    (must say this the way Buckwheet would)
    Buckwheet: otay ! no poblem teach.  Dictate.  D - I - C - T - A - T -
    E.  Dictate.
    
    Teahcer: very good Buckwheet.  Now can you use it in a sentence ?
    
    Buckwheet: otay...Darla say she wikes da way my dictates wast night.
    
    Shane, who thinks it's funnier when you hear it 
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| 1169.107 | Bub BYe....iiiiiii | STRATA::LAMOTHE | Don't Fear the Reaper's Wife | Wed Jul 24 1996 09:40 | 4 | 
|  |     
    Yeah...heh heh heh ....That Darla chic is Kool....heh heh heh
    
    
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| 1169.108 | every single last one of em! | POWDML::BUCKLEY | Valkyrie: The Joy of Six | Wed Jul 24 1996 12:50 | 1 | 
|  |     ALL of the little rascals sucked big time!!
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| 1169.109 | ;) | BRAT::JENNISON | A Wild Eyed Child Of The Sun | Wed Jul 24 1996 12:52 | 1 | 
|  |     See what I was saying!
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| 1169.110 |  | SCASS1::BARBER_A | follows instructions | Wed Jul 24 1996 13:10 | 3 | 
|  |     Nothing like a little Buck 'tude to liven up the day.
    
    8)
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| 1169.111 |  | POLAR::LYLE | I won't torment the emotionally frail | Wed Jul 24 1996 21:58 | 3 | 
|  |     
    Funny joke Shane!!
    
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| 1169.112 | -1 | POWDML::BUCKLEY | Valkyrie: The Joy of Six | Thu Jul 25 1996 14:09 | 1 | 
|  |     SNARF!
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| 1169.113 |  | WMOIS::MAZURKA | Son_Of_Dig_It_Al | Tue Jul 30 1996 08:47 | 6 | 
|  |     I Think All Us Guys Should Chip_In and Send 'pril Some Money.
    I Mean,Her Not Bein Able to Buy New Lengerie is an Out_Right Travesty!!
    The Men_of_Texas Should not be Denied.
     If The Woman Could Send her A_Few Items that Would be Nice Too..
    
      Crazy_Say_It_Ain't_So_Al
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| 1169.114 |  | SCASS1::BARBER_A | follows instructions | Tue Jul 30 1996 08:49 | 1 | 
|  |     Any help would be much appreciated in this time of need.  8)
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| 1169.115 |  | BUSY::SLAB | Don't drink the (toilet) water. | Tue Jul 30 1996 09:13 | 12 | 
|  |     
    	Lingerie just gets in the way.
    
    	Down with lingerie!!  [Hmmm, unintentional pun that will DEF-
    	INITELY remain here.]
    
    	You know what would be really clever?  A set of pantyhose that
    	are made out of condom material.  Think of the possibilities ...
    	you don't have to remove the pantyhose before intercourse, AND
    	you've got built-in STD and pregnancy protection!!  Who do I
    	call for a patent?
    
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| 1169.69 |  | SCASS1::BARBER_A | follows instructions | Tue Jul 30 1996 09:26 | 1 | 
|  |     double 69s are the best!  8)
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| 1169.68 |  | BUSY::SLAB | Don't get even ... get odd!! | Tue Jul 30 1996 09:39 | 5 | 
|  |     
    	do this and let April have the .*69
    
    	[With any luck, though, maybe she'll share it with me.]
    
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| 1169.116 |  | SCASS1::BARBER_A | follows instructions | Tue Jul 30 1996 09:42 | 3 | 
|  |     Thanks for the 69, Shawneeboy!  8) 8) 8)
    
    -1 Not a bad idea, except they'd probably be a real bitch to get on.  
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| 1169.117 |  | KDX200::COOPER | He who laughs last, thinks slowest | Tue Jul 30 1996 09:44 | 3 | 
|  |     Latex and teeth don't mix.
    
    :-)
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| 1169.118 |  | BUSY::SLAB | Don't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448 | Tue Jul 30 1996 10:35 | 6 | 
|  |     
    >Thanks for the 69, Shawneeboy!  8) 8) 8)
    
    
    	My pleasure.  And I mean that.  8^)
    
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