| T.R | Title | User | Personal Name
 | Date | Lines | 
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| 2996.1 |  | BUSY::BUSY::SLABOUNTY | Thailboat!! | Thu Nov 03 1994 13:21 | 6 | 
|  |     
    	I liked the headline ... "Punk legend played air guitar".
    
    
    							GTI
    
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| 2996.2 |  | KUZZY::PELKEY | Life, It aint for the sqeamish! | Fri Nov 04 1994 08:47 | 5 | 
|  | next up ??
Keith Richards ???????
:)
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| 2996.3 |  | FRETZ::HEISER | Grace changes everything | Fri Nov 04 1994 09:48 | 3 | 
|  |     the next headlines for Keith will read:
    
    "Stones' Guitarist Has Been Dead for 10 Years!"
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| 2996.4 | :-) | COOKIE::LAMBERT | Sam, Storage Mgmt. S/W @CXO | Fri Nov 04 1994 10:39 | 13 | 
|  |    The one I liked was:
   The Eagles cancelled their ~$125/ticket tour halfway through due to
   "illness".
   Barbra Streisand cancelled many of her ~$250/ticket tour dates due to
   "illness" (or "strained throat" (how could you tell? :-))).
   Who would have thought Keith Richards would be the healthiest person on
   tour this year?
   -- Sam
   
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| 2996.5 |  | GOES11::HOUSE | How could I have been so blind? | Fri Nov 04 1994 11:11 | 5 | 
|  | >    the next headlines for Keith will read:
>    
>    "Stones' Guitarist Has Been Dead for 10 Years!"
    
    Old news, I heard that 15 years ago...
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| 2996.6 | ...and Sid never knew it... | DECWET::TEAGUE |  | Fri Nov 04 1994 12:21 | 5 | 
|  |     
    Another piece of the Sid Vicious story I heard: on top of
    it all, he never *knew* they turned his amp off because noone 
    dared tell him.
    
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| 2996.7 |  | ANGST::BECK | Paul Beck | Fri Nov 04 1994 15:06 | 4 | 
|  |     I hear they arrested a former Boston Celtic for trying to murder
    both Keith Richards (how could they tell?) and Mick Jagger.
    
    The mob was trying to kill two Stones with one Bird...
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| 2996.8 |  | KDX200::COOPER | Revolution calling! | Sat Nov 05 1994 11:46 | 1 | 
|  |     Booooooo!
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| 2996.9 |  | OBSESS::BREEN | wires is my life | Wed Nov 16 1994 10:12 | 1 | 
|  |     Hssssssss.....
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