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| 421.1 |  | COMICS::WEGG | Some hard boiled eggs & some nuts | Thu Apr 18 1991 09:14 | 7 | 
|  | 	> (Please don't tell me that
	>    all these qualities are mutually exclusive :-) )
    
       I think it's just accountant and cheap that are mutually exclusive.
       Accountancy firms are about as cheap as Basingstoke fire insurance.
       Ian.
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| 421.2 |  | CUCKOO::OTTEN | Anyone got a spare Thingy??? | Thu Apr 18 1991 13:15 | 2 | 
|  | A Good Accountant, or an Honest one??
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| 421.3 | Old Story ... | COMICS::PARSONS | SLS World Tour 1991 | Thu Apr 18 1991 15:27 | 9 | 
|  |     
    It's like the accountancy employment test ...
    
    Q. What is 2 + 2 ?
    
    A. 1. If the accountant answers 4 then he is stupid
       2. If the accountant answers 5 then he is naiive
       3. If the accountant answers "what figure did you have in mind ?"
          then employ him !!!
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| 421.4 |  | COMICS::LANG | Harvey Lang UK/CSC | Thu Apr 18 1991 17:18 | 10 | 
|  |     re -1
    
    Tony,
    
        Thanks for your help.....
    
    You've obviously been working in the Cynics Support Centre too long...:-)
    
    
    H
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| 421.5 | could try ...... | SUBURB::GALEC | Chris Gale | Fri Apr 19 1991 16:47 | 10 | 
|  |     
    Hi Harvey,
    
    Nice to see your overpaid and underworked ..............
    
    Llinos uses Nigel Butt in Camberley, 0276 25542. 
    
    See you
    
          Chris.
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