| T.R | Title | User | Personal
Name | Date | Lines |
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| 414.2 | And the next one please!!! | KERNEL::MORIARTY | | Tue Apr 02 1991 17:01 | 9 |
| & mine.....
Ford Escort 1.3 GL
A reg/1983
63000 miles
5 speed gearbox
MOT til Nov/Dec
Call Kevin on 7833 3851
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| 414.3 | MORRIS MINOR / 1962 | UBOHUB::KINGSTON_D | Creating the illusion | Wed Apr 03 1991 11:49 | 21 |
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I have a Morris Minor which I planned to renovate but now it is
getting in the way so it has to go.
The details are as follows :
Morris Minor Saloon
Pre 'A' Registration (1962)
Colour - Grey
Engine - 1098cc (new 4 years ago)
It has been stored under cover and up on wheel jacks so the bodywork
and mechanics are in reasonable condition.
One other point is that the number plate was valued at �900 about
2 years ago, however I'm sure it's worth less than that now.
PRICE : �400 (For Quick Sale)
For more information contact Dave Kingston 7843-6354 (@UBO)
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| 414.4 | would you buy a used car...? | LARVAE::HUTCHINGS_P | Nice Computers Don't Go Down | Mon Apr 08 1991 13:39 | 3 |
| I see Kevin "Arfur Daley" Moriarty is back in business then...
How's business after the bust then Kev..???
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| 414.5 | Excuse me guv but is this your earth??? | KERNEL::MORIARTY | | Mon Apr 15 1991 09:51 | 4 |
| Mr Hutchings,
So nice to hear from you again.....I'm very well apart from the
beating I received during interrogation.
Have you planted any trees lately???
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| 414.6 | wot no wallet..?? | LARVAE::HUTCHINGS_P | Nice Computers Don't Go Down | Mon Apr 15 1991 17:13 | 6 |
| Yep,
I got the seedlings from under the wet carpet in that last motor
you sold me...
They match the ones I found growing out of the paper filler in the
wing....
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| 414.7 | How does your garden grow...with no earth?? | KERNEL::MORIARTY | | Tue Apr 16 1991 10:48 | 2 |
| Oh you mean the carpet you took out of the car & put in your living
room!!!!
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| 414.8 | Export to oz | PAPERS::WOOD | Here's another fine mess you've gotten me into ! | Tue Apr 16 1991 15:06 | 4 |
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If you can get your car over to Australia, I'll buy it !
Rich
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| 414.9 | Skippy,skippy,skippy the bush kangaroooooo.... | KERNEL::MORIARTY | | Wed Apr 17 1991 10:04 | 5 |
| I've got a contact in oz who could possibly help you out sir...
He does a good line in sheep as well so you won't be lonely...
Kevin :)
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| 414.10 | What's in a name | PAPERS::WOOD | Here's another fine mess you've gotten me into ! | Wed Apr 17 1991 15:29 | 5 |
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With a name like Kevin, I'm surprised you haven't got an XR3i to get rid
of.
Bluey
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| 414.11 | G'day mate..... | KERNEL::MORIARTY | | Wed Apr 17 1991 15:42 | 7 |
| No,I drive mini's & eat Rowntree's fruit gums.....you shandy drinking
northern B'stard!!!!
By the way,do you know anyone who is selling any cricket
equipment??
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| 414.12 | who is this Rich Wood anyway? | LARVAE::HUTCHINGS_P | Nice Computers Don't Go Down | Wed Apr 17 1991 16:52 | 8 |
| Try the Fat Beer Swiller Mcgaughrin...
and Kevin, the box goes in the trousers...NOT on the nose...
mind you..with your tiny widger you could get away with using a
matchbox....:-) :-) :-)
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| 414.13 | Biffa Bacons a Northern Jessy:))) | KERNEL::MORIARTY | | Thu Apr 18 1991 09:16 | 6 |
| Why would I want to put a matchbox on me nose Rich??????
Watch yourself up in Manchester over the weekend old chap they might
recognise that phoney Yorkshire accent & do a Biffa Bacon on ya:))))
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| 414.14 | Matchbox ? I've got a match..... | PAPERS::WOOD | Here's another fine mess you've gotten me into ! | Thu Apr 18 1991 12:25 | 8 |
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Kevin,
Obviously something you are doing is making you go blind, I didn't enter
.12, Mr. P. Hutchings (Mrs) did ! I suggest you desist from your under
desk activities and pocket billiards.
Richard
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| 414.15 | go for the pink... | LARVAE::HUTCHINGS_P | Nice Computers Don't Go Down | Thu Apr 18 1991 12:36 | 6 |
| Hear Hear Mr W.
Get your act together Kev, you're about as useful as a chocolate teapot
at the moment...
:-) :-) :-)
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| 414.16 | Biffa Bacons still a Northern Jessy!! | KERNEL::MORIARTY | | Thu Apr 18 1991 12:44 | 9 |
| Mr Wood,may I apologise for my blindness & I will indeed desist from
my under desk activities & pocket billiards.....Mr Hutchings as far
as knowing what the various bits of equipment are for cricket....let me
just clarify that a beer can & a stick to beat the can with are not
the only requirements for a match,as you may have thought....& I
believe that you are the only man who had such a small rockpack that
no protection was needed at all!!!:))))
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| 414.17 | read this... | LARVAE::HUTCHINGS_P | Nice Computers Don't Go Down | Thu Apr 18 1991 14:59 | 70 |
| Mr Daley_Moriarty,
As chairperson of the Digital Cricketers (and I use the term Cricketers
loosely here) Supporters Club, I feel that I am qualified to comment on
what and what does not constitute what is required for a game of
cricket.
As I see it, to play the game of Cricket, one requires the following:
A Bat
A Ball
Some Stumps (also known as the "bits of wood..for non-cricketing types)
Some Bails (different from Balls..these are round and red..Bails are
long and thin with knobbly bits on)
Oh, and also some players.
The following may contain some technical terms which Mr Moriarty may
find difficult to follow, in each case an explanation will be inserted
in parenthesis (brackets):
One puts on ones "whites" : (white shirt, white trousers, white socks,
white cacks, white jumper..this can have rather attractive trim round
the collar and cuffs....and white shoes)
One then puts on one Pads (Large lumps of leather that protect ones
shins from damage by a mad bowler (one who
chucks the ball).
One then puts on ones gloves (No apparent reason for wearing these..apart
from the fact that it makes the Batsman (one
who hits the ball with a large lump of wood)
look like he has bunches of bananas for
hands.)
One then takes ones Bat (A large lump of wood)
One then walks out to the wicket (playing area) to polite applause
One then defends ones stumps against a mad bowler throwing the ball (a
round leather object) at humungeous speeds and attempts to hit the ball as
far as possible.
One then "is out" (his bails have been knocked off by the mad bowler)
One then returns from the wicket to polite applause and murmurs of
"well played sir" and "what a plonker" and also sometimes sounds of
raucous laughter from ill bred supporters.
One then watches other members of the team score large amounts of runs
(when one runs from one set of stumps to the other) and feels totally
inadequate.
One then goes to the pub and has vast amounts of falling down water.
And this is the fabulous game of cricket.
P.S.
some terms frequently used by supporters (people who are nothing at
all to do with the game but turn up uninvited and embarrass the captain
of the team by their outrageous behaviour)
"come on you whites"
"sack the fielder"
"what a plonker"
"my granny could have hit that..ya prat"
"you ought to use the bat the other way up next time"
"Jesus mate..if you was bowling inside a barn...you'd miss the
side..!!)
I thenk yew.
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| 414.18 | Hutchings opened his legs & showed his class!! | KERNEL::MORIARTY | | Thu Apr 18 1991 17:15 | 15 |
| Mr Hutchings,I assume you learnt all these terms in the close season
since as I remember (& you quite rightly mentioned) that the limit of
your cricketing knowledge constituted supporting both teams - "Come
on yeeew whhiittes" & playing caribbean music on one of the many
discarded lager cans laying around your feet....I congratulate you
on learning your lines so well & it must have been to impress the
girlies in your office!!!!
Mr man
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| 414.19 | Bargain for sale | KERNEL::MORIARTY | | Wed May 08 1991 14:39 | 9 |
| Mazda 626 LX
'D' Reg....Good condition....available at end of the month for
quick sale......Offers in region of 2500 pounds....a real bargain.
Call 7833 3851 for more details
kevin
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| 414.20 | would you buy a used car... | LARVAE::HUTCHINGS_P | No Risc..No Fun | Thu May 09 1991 13:56 | 18 |
| He's at it again..!!!!!!!!
Since this topic was started, Kevin "wanna buy a motor John" Moriarty
has had for sale:
Nissan Bluebird 2.0 DLx G reg
Ford Escort 1.3 GL A reg
Ford Escort 1.3 GL A reg
Mazda 626 LX D reg
Kevin, are you by any chance starting a used car business..???
Does your manager know...??
Does the Taxman know..??
Tell all....
.
.and none of that "first the earth cooled...etc etc.."
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| 414.21 | What about 'er indoors?? | KERNEL::MORIARTY | | Thu May 09 1991 14:06 | 11 |
| Yes,well,before offering them to you - Mr "Arfur Daley" Hutchings I
would obviously like to give the genuine buyer a chance to buy some
good vehicles....incidentally what did you do with those 3 cars you
had for sale - all apparently genuinely owned by little old ladies??
& with only 10 miles on the clock!!!
Terry
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| 414.22 | Ford Escort Bravo | HAMPS::NICHOLLS | All of the above | Mon Jun 24 1991 09:32 | 25 |
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FORD ESCORT 1.6 BRAVO
5 DOOR
IMMACULATE
1987 LOW MILEAGE
1 YEARS TAX
WARRANTY & MOT
RELUCTANT SALE
�4,800 ONO
ALEX 7775-3036
(O256) 25818 EVES
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| 414.23 | VW Polo with low mileage | HAMPS::THAYER_S | meow | Wed Jul 10 1991 08:07 | 14 |
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VW Polo Coupe CX
1984 B Reg, only 26,000 miles, one owner. 12 months tax and MOT.
Red exterior, black and white interior trim, factory fitted
sunroof, radio cassette.
Excellent condition
�2,600 o.n.o.
Telephone: Susi Thayer (0256) 474891
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| 414.24 | STREET CRED..WHO CARES? | COMICS::PEWTER | | Tue Aug 06 1991 17:31 | 11 |
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MAESTRO 1.6 HLS
B reg, 5 gears, 11 months MOT, 5 months tax, 47,000 genuine miles
on clock, alarm, metallic blue paintwork. Good condition and good
runner. Surprisingly roomy hatchback, great family car.
1500 ono. call Karen on 7833 3770
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| 414.25 | Fiesta For Sale | HAMPS::NICHOLLS | Gis a Job! | Thu Aug 15 1991 10:29 | 9 |
| Fiesta Finesse 1.1
Very good condition
40,000 miles
Y Reg
Sunroof
Economy Control
MOT & Taxed
#1350 ono
Basingstoke 463783
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| 414.26 | 55 to the Gallon | HAMPS::HAWKINS_B | | Thu Sep 19 1991 13:05 | 19 |
| Anyone want to buy a second car?
Fiat 126 BIS (Hatchback) for Sale
G Reg (Feb 1990)
Under 12,000 miles
Under Warranty until 1993
Ideal Second Car
Radio/Casette Player
55 miles per gallon
(Have just bought 1953 Morris Minor so Fiat must go)
Call Brenda 7768 5718
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