| T.R | Title | User | Personal Name
 | Date | Lines | 
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| 4652.1 | Who to contact in Geneva | CHEFS::SURPLICEK |  | Tue Jun 11 1996 09:54 | 7 | 
|  |     Contacts
    
    Stuart Marvin @GEO 		- Channels marketing manager
    Tom Cullen @GEO	       	- terms and conditions expert, working for
    				  Stuart
    
    Cheers-Ken
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| 4652.2 | VAR or TOEM ? | VNABRW::SCHULZE |  | Tue Jun 11 1996 10:50 | 4 | 
|  |     If your customer is in the TOEM category
    
    Achim Apel @RTO	European TOEM /Embedde&Real Time
    Kurt Bendedini @RTO Operations
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| 4652.3 | 60,000 where? | MSDOA::JUDD | aka beej | Tue Jun 11 1996 14:40 | 7 | 
|  |     
    Does anyone know the breakdown of the 60,000 digital employees.  How
    many in manufacturing, sales, support, etc. approximately?
    
    just curious,
    
    bj
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| 4652.4 |  | BUSY::SLABOUNTY | Being weird isn't enough | Tue Jun 11 1996 14:43 | 6 | 
|  |     
    	I was going to ask the same question, except for a breakdown
    	by state and country.
    
    	Thanks for any info.
    
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| 4652.5 | Can't resist...  Helllp... | DRDAN::KALIKOW | MindSurf the World w/ AltaVista! | Tue Jun 11 1996 15:29 | 5 | 
|  |       Howzabout about a list of DIGITAL employees broken down by sex?
    
    (old as the hills, I know...)
    
    
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| 4652.6 | how 'bout this one.. | STOWOA::DEHEK |  | Tue Jun 11 1996 15:37 | 9 | 
|  |     ref. .3
    
    how about 200+ VPs 
    
    and 59800 others in state of reorg...
    
    /c
    
    
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| 4652.7 |  | SMURF::PBECK | Paul Beck | Tue Jun 11 1996 16:18 | 1 | 
|  |     ... or just a list of broken down Digital employees ...
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| 4652.8 | Steal a lesson from VMS | KERNEL::CLARK | STRUGGLING AGAINST GRAVITY... | Wed Jun 12 1996 09:19 | 13 | 
|  |     VMS has a utility called SHOW CLUSTER/CONTINUOUS.
    
    This shows the dynamic state of a cluster by whatever time interval is
    selected.
    
    	What DIGITAL needs is a similar tool:-
    
    	$ SHOW ORGANISATION/CONTINUOUS/INTERVAL=1(second!)
    
    		....to keep us up to date with organisational changes!
    
    
    				Dave
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| 4652.9 |  | BHAJEE::JAERVINEN | Ora, the Old Rural Amateur | Wed Jun 12 1996 09:46 | 10 | 
|  |     re .8: if the tool runs on VMS, I'd pefer
    
    $ SHOW ORGANISATION/CONTINUOUS/INTERVAL=1 [microfortnights]
    
    
    ..orr even nanofortnights...
    
    
    ;-)
    
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| 4652.10 |  | MAIL2::GOODMAN | I see you shiver with antici.........pation! | Wed Jun 12 1996 09:59 | 7 | 
|  |     I once went out consulting at a large West Coast bank and asked for an
    org chart, and was told that they didn't have a system with fast enough
    response time to keep up with the organizational changes going on...
    
    Plus �a change, plus la m�me chose...
    
    Roy
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| 4652.11 | re .10 could not get a fast eneough system!!! | BEAVER::MCKEATING |  | Wed Jun 12 1996 10:57 | 7 | 
|  | re .10 "was told that they didn't have a system with fast enough
    response time to keep up with the organizational changes going on..."
Would some TurboLasers and Oracle VLM database not be up to the job? :-)
Bob
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| 4652.12 |  | WARS::CALKA | Waldemar CALKA @RPW | Thu Jun 13 1996 04:22 | 1 | 
|  |     Probably they are waiting for EV6 chips ;-)
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| 4652.13 | growth | MSDOA::JUDD | aka beej | Mon Jun 17 1996 11:05 | 5 | 
|  |     
    
    If we're so great, why aren't we growing?
    
    bj
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| 4652.14 | Everything's fine...Don't worry...Trust me! | STAR::DIPIRRO |  | Tue Jun 18 1996 13:35 | 6 | 
|  |     	That reminded me of Harry Copperman's recent visit to ZKO, when he
    was explaining why he hadn't visited the site before. He said we should
    take it as a compliment. We hadn't *needed* him to visit because we
    weren't a problem area. Things here had been running really well. And
    someone from the audience piped up with, "Well, if we're so great, how
    come we can't buy paper clips?"
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| 4652.15 | life is a game you learn how to play | GRANPA::JKINNEY |  | Tue Jun 18 1996 14:58 | 9 | 
|  |     re -1
     "How come we can't buy paper clips?".....
    
      because someone is using to many pencils!!
    
    
    
                                             laughter from the gallows
    
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| 4652.16 | Where's that sci-fi conference... | AOSG::PBECK | Paul Beck | Tue Jun 18 1996 15:26 | 2 | 
|  |     Any how come there aren't any paper clips around, but there are
    plenty of wire coat hangers?
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| 4652.17 |  | HERON::KAISER |  | Wed Jun 19 1996 04:23 | 5 | 
|  | "If we're so great, how come we can't buy paper clips?"
Because no document should be more than a single two-sided page.
___Pete
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| 4652.18 | Still lots of people | MASS10::GERRY | Is that NEARLINE enough for you | Thu Jun 27 1996 09:10 | 7 | 
|  |     re several a few back
    
    As of last week there were 5035 people inside digital for the Uk &
    Ireland, that number includes contractors and temps, but i dont know
    if it includes manufacturing sites like AYR
    
    Gerald
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