| T.R | Title | User | Personal Name
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| 3314.1 |  | TAMRC::LAURENT | Hal Laurent @ COP | Wed Aug 10 1994 13:38 | 6 | 
|  | re: .0
>    Am looking for a complete list of all V.P.'s of Digital.  Anyone
>    know where this might be found?  
    
By the time you find and read it, it will be already obsolete.
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| 3314.2 | VP LIST | STOWOA::MARCOTTE |  | Wed Aug 10 1994 13:49 | 3 | 
|  |     Stan Garfield at OHF use to put out a list.  Not sure if he
    still does.
    
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| 3314.3 |  | SYORPD::DEEP | ALPHA - The Betamax of CPUs | Wed Aug 10 1994 13:59 | 4 | 
|  | Dump the ELF database and take out the names that are NOT VP's.  It'll be
faster.
8^)
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| 3314.4 | ... and counting | BABAGI::CRESSEY |  | Wed Aug 10 1994 14:08 | 5 | 
|  |     Sounds to me like a recipe for "concurrent update meltdown"
    syndrome.  :-)
    
    Dave
    
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| 3314.5 | Roll Call | MRKTNG::L_MOORE | Linda Moore @MKO | Wed Aug 10 1994 14:39 | 3 | 
|  |     I'm not one!
    
    
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| 3314.6 | Only 67,345 to go | POBOX::CORSON | Higher, and a bit more to the right | Wed Aug 10 1994 15:47 | 4 | 
|  |     
    Neither Am I
    
    		the Greyhawk
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| 3314.7 |  | BIGQ::GARDNER | justme....jacqui | Wed Aug 10 1994 15:53 | 3 | 
|  | 
    I thought that VTX has some of this info.  
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| 3314.8 | VPs? Where? | POBOX::CORSON | Higher, and a bit more to the right | Wed Aug 10 1994 17:31 | 8 | 
|  |     
    	Only the ones that can't find a place to hide.
    
    
    	
    	Good, I'm getting my voice back.
    
    		the Greyhawk
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| 3314.9 | The names are changed to protect the innocent! | SWAM2::GOLDMAN_MA | Blondes have more Brains! | Wed Aug 10 1994 18:03 | 7 | 
|  |     I'd take the VP salary, but never the job!  I think *I* have more job
    security than *they* do, and that's not saying much.  VP positions are
    like those funny ladies watches with multiple bezels and bands --
    interchangealbe parts of the same machine, which only works for a while
    before you need to swap again.
    
    M.
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| 3314.10 | recipe for finding the "Al Gore's" of digital | DCOFS::ALSTON |  | Wed Aug 10 1994 20:23 | 19 | 
|  |     so you want a list of Digital Equipment Coporation's 
    Vice Presidents??
    
    (1) get all of the back-listing of vtx since BP's arrival to the
    "chair"......
    
    (2) get lots of paper...
    
    (3) a new ribbon or refil the toner cartridge would help
    
    (4) start printing ....
    
    (5) remember.. by the time you finish reading it. It's 4 weeks plus
        4 weeks plus 4 weeks plus 4 weeks.. because if you have time
    	to read that list ... a "hall walker" job you must have !!
    
    
    
              BATMAN
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| 3314.11 | Somebody take his gun away! | HLDE01::VUURBOOM_R | Roelof Vuurboom @ APD, DTN 829 4066 | Thu Aug 11 1994 04:30 | 4 | 
|  |     re: .0
    
    
    I hope you're not planning any "quick fixes"...
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| 3314.12 | pointer (not) | XCUSME::HATCH | On the cutting edge of obsolescence | Thu Aug 11 1994 11:22 | 1 | 
|  |     Try VTX WASTE
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| 3314.13 | re: 11 .. no bullets needed | DCOFS::ALSTON |  | Thu Aug 11 1994 11:58 | 14 | 
|  |     RE: 11
    
    why take the "quick fix"...
    
    put them all in one room and ask them to make a plan
    
    ..ever see the Japenees parliment....
    
    bip bop bang.........
    
    
    BATMAN
    
    
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