| T.R | Title | User | Personal Name
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| 931.1 | This is LITE rite? | ASIC::BARTOO | AFeelingIGetWhenILookToTheWest | Mon Jul 22 1991 15:58 | 10 | 
|  | 
>>	Feminists in Talent Competition
    
    Would it be safe to assume this would *not* involve a swimsuit or wet
    T-shirt contest?
    
    
    N
    
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| 931.2 |  | NOATAK::BLAZEK | of eros and of dust | Mon Jul 22 1991 16:08 | 6 | 
|  |     
    As the film credits rolled, I swear it said Location Lesbian
    instead of Location Liaison ...
    
    Carla
    
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| 931.3 |  | MELKOR::HENSLEY | ratbag in training | Mon Jul 22 1991 21:33 | 8 | 
|  |     I may have posted this already: 
    
    I often drive by a rural home/office (old victorian farmhouse) which
    has a sign I often read incorrectly: 
    
    my take: 		Law and Meditation
    
    the sign says:	Law & Mediation
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| 931.4 |  | ICS::SANTOS | Controversy is GREAT | Tue Jul 23 1991 08:24 | 5 | 
|  |     .1
    
    Nick, I think that competition would only include things like which one
    could open the door for themself, or pay their own check.  :-)
    
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| 931.5 | "For Lice!" | TNPUBS::LANE |  | Wed Jul 24 1991 11:07 | 8 | 
|  |     Hi,
    
    Just had to add this!  My 7 year old daughter and I were driving by
    a small mall, and she said, "What does "For Lice" mean?"  Everywhere
    I look, she said, is signs "for lice".  I took a look at one she
    pointed to and it said, "For lease".  I cracked up!
    
                             nancy
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| 931.6 |  | CFSCTC::GLIDEWELL | Wow! It's The Abyss! | Wed Jul 24 1991 20:41 | 3 | 
|  | 
             Thank You for Not Smiling
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| 931.7 | Hammering Home the Point >ouch< | XCUSME::QUAYLE | i.e. Ann | Thu Jul 25 1991 15:01 | 8 | 
|  |     Just now, in note 25.84:  I did a double take, thinking that Liz
    was requesting that someone nail the message to her - perhaps in
    punishment for some notable ;) crime.
    
    Friday's brain fade, 24 hours ahead of schedule.
    
    aq
    
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| 931.8 |  | BUSY::KATZ | Renaissance Dude | Fri Aug 23 1991 13:29 | 10 | 
|  |     A sign on a friend's dormroom door was pilfered from the bio lab at
    school.
    
    it read: "BIOCHEMICAL OFFICE"
    
    what I saw: "BISEXUAL OFFICE"
    
    *sigh* wouldn't I wish?
    
    Daniel
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| 931.9 |  | MR4DEC::HETRICK | PMC '91!!!!! | Fri Aug 23 1991 14:19 | 1 | 
|  |     I always read womannotes as womantoes.  do i have a foot fetish?
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| 931.10 |  | CSCMA::BARBER_MINGO | Exclusivity | Fri Aug 23 1991 14:21 | 3 | 
|  |     The rapist for finding a therapist.
    
    Cindi
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| 931.11 |  | BLUMON::GUGEL | Adrenaline: my drug of choice | Fri Aug 23 1991 14:24 | 3 | 
|  |     
    Dana's personal name reads to me like:
    "revenge of the jalopies"
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| 931.12 | Was really "BIG AL" | CADSE::FOX | No crime. And lots of fat, happy women | Fri Aug 23 1991 14:26 | 8 | 
|  | (re .8)
A Mass. license plate on a Jeep of some sort:  what I read was
"BI GAL"
>sigh<
Bobbi "deadlines are waiting while I learn EMACS" Fox
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| 931.13 |  | DEMING::VALENZA | It ain't over til the noter sings. | Wed Aug 28 1991 09:49 | 4 | 
|  |     When I first saw topic 979, I thought the title read "Doing away with
    John Heffernan".
    
    -- Mike
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| 931.14 |  | REGENT::WOODWARD | Executive Sweet | Wed Aug 28 1991 11:05 | 1 | 
|  |     me too! Oh I am so glad I'm not the only one. 
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| 931.15 | I beg your pardon; she what? | SX4GTO::OLSON | Doug Olson, ISVG West, UCS1-4 | Fri Aug 30 1991 09:52 | 10 | 
|  |     Now, I realize that the particular obscenity Alice implies here is
    based upon her British English and the slang current in her locale.
    But the first time I read it I was astonished at Queen B's practices,
    or, rather, that Alice knew about them. 
    
    998.109:
    > And of course we Brits also had Queen Boudiccea, who gave the Romans
    > quite a b*ll*cking!
    
    DougO
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| 931.16 | oh, Thank God! I thought I was the only one!  *blush* | CARTUN::NOONAN | Valley Women | Fri Aug 30 1991 10:00 | 1 | 
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| 931.17 | \ | CALS::MALING | Where there's a will there's a wall | Tue Sep 03 1991 14:53 | 5 | 
|  |     I just read the title of note 1016 as
    
        "Solutions to eliminate Poetry"   :-) :-)
    
    
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| 931.18 |  | BUBBLY::LEIGH | still got the radio | Wed Sep 04 1991 15:00 | 5 | 
|  | 1016.8 (COOKIE::LENNARD)
>    God, are there still some of you left?  
    
    I read this as a religious query (and couldn't resist answering it as
    such -- see 1016.20).
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