Conference vmsnet::hunting$note:hunting

36.0. "Lesson for new duck hunters" by JUSTIS::STORM () Thu Sep 24 1987 12:05

	This guy from the city goes out in the country to do some duck hunting. 
After some amount of waiting, he finally saw and shot a duck flying overhead. 
Being the first duck he had ever shot, it was a prize not to be lost, so he 
chased after it and saw where it landed near a barn.
 
	As he approached the duck, a farmer stepped out of the barn and 
demanded, "What are you doing on my property?"
 
	"I came to get my duck", he says.
 
	"That's not your duck!", says the farmer, "That duck is on my property."
 
	"But I shot him! He's mine!", he says.
 
	"You city boys are all the same.", the farmer says. "You come out here 
and think things will be run your way.  We're going to settle this country 
style."
 
	"Country style?  What's that??"
 
	"That means that I'm going to kick you in the nuts, then you'll kick me 
in the nuts, and we'll keep taking turns kicking each other in the nuts, until
only one of us is left.  Then he can take the duck."
 
	"Whew!!!", thinks our hero, "That's alot to go through for a duck.  But 
I really don't want to give it up, and if that's what I gotta do."
 
	So, the farmer goes first. He rears back, swings a vicious kick up, and 
WHAM, right in the gonads.
 
	The guy's face turns green, as he sinks to the ground, screeming in 
pain.  He writhes, and rolls around on the ground, screeming at the top of his 
lungs.  This goes on for about 1/2 an hour.
 
	Finally, he gets up, looks at the farmer with glazed eyes and an evil 
grin, and says, "My turn!!!"
 
	To which the farmer replies,
 
 
 
	"You can have the duck."