| Flame Form Letter
Caught in a flame war without a quick comeback? This helpful form letter can get
you started...
Date: Mon, 12 Sep 94 09:01 EDT
From: "Gerald M. Phillips, Ph.D."
Subject: HUMOR Digest - Flame Form Letter
To: [email protected], [email protected]
Dear:
[ ] sir [ ] clueless one [ ] twit [ ] great man on campus
[ ] madam [ ] dweeb [ ] twerp [ ] comrade
[ ] Elvis [ ] moon beam [ ] boor [ ] Obergruppenfuehrer
[ ] citoyen [ ] Geek [ ] grad student [ ] cur
You are being gently flamed because:
[ ] you continued a boring useless stupid thread
[ ] you repeatedly posted to the same thread that you just
posted to
[ ] you repeatedly initiated incoherent, flaky, and mindless
threads
[ ] you posted a piece riddled with profanities
[ ] you advocated Net censorship
[ ] you SCREAMED! (used all caps)
[ ] you posted some sort of crap that doesn't belong in this
group
[ ] you posted the inanely stupid 'Make Money Fast' article
[ ] you threatened others with physical harm
[ ] you made a bigoted statement(s)
[ ] you repeatedly assumed unwarranted moral or intellectual
superiority
[ ] you are under the misapprehension that this group is your
preserve
[ ] you've repeatedly shown lack of humor
[ ] you are apparently under compulsion to post to every thread
[ ] you are posting an anonymous attack
>>> Thank you for the time you have taken to read this.
Live n' Learn.<<<
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