| T.R | Title | User | Personal Name
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| 3418.1 | one wonders | 16316::DDESMAISONS |  | Tue Jan 14 1992 11:42 | 8 | 
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    Hi Ellie.  Bombay Mahal soon?  According to the meat department at
    Purity, a spoon roast is a boneless N.Y. sirloin roast, which is
    supposedly so tender that you could cut with a you-know-what.
    See ya 'round the quadrangle,
    Di    
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| 3418.2 | Careful with that spoon, Eugene | KOPEC::ROBERTS |  | Tue Jan 14 1992 12:29 | 5 | 
|  |     Hi -- yeah, I was thinking about Bombay Mahal maybe next week.  8^)
    So tender you can eat it with a spoon, huh?  Do knife sharpeners work
    on spoons?   (Well, *maybe* I'm too cynical....)
    
    -e
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| 3418.3 | am I cynical, too? | ENABLE::glantz | Mike @TAY 227-4299 TP Eng Littleton | Tue Jan 14 1992 12:36 | 10 | 
|  | The day I see *any* piece of beef in a MA supermarket that's "so tender
you can cut it with <whatever>", you'll see me jumping and screaming
for joy in downtown Maynard at noon. But don't hold your breath.
Reminds me of a guarantee I saw in a supermarket: "if you're not
satisfied with our beef for any reason, we'll refund your money". Do
you suppose they'd give me my money back if I returned it saying it was
tough and tasteless? In this part of the world, that'd be like trying
to return a gallon of water because it's too wet.
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| 3418.4 |  | WAHOO::LEVESQUE | A Day at the Races | Tue Jan 14 1992 15:03 | 8 | 
|  | >The day I see *any* piece of beef in a MA supermarket that's "so tender
>you can cut it with <whatever>", you'll see me jumping and screaming
>for joy in downtown Maynard at noon.
 Piece of cake. Take the NY sirloin and put it in a pan with beef broth.
Simmer for three hours. You can then use a spoon to "cut" it. :-)
 So, what day are you going to be in Maynard? :-)
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| 3418.5 | headin' west ... | ENABLE::glantz | Mike @TAY 227-4299 TP Eng Littleton | Tue Jan 14 1992 15:07 | 2 | 
|  | Nyuk, nyuk. Always a wise guy. How long did you say it has to cook?
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