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| Title: | The Game of Bridge | 
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| Moderator: | COLLIS::JACKSON | 
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| Created: | Thu Oct 30 1986 | 
| Last Modified: | Fri Jun 06 1997 | 
| Last Successful Update: | Fri Jun 06 1997 | 
| Number of topics: | 1969 | 
| Total number of notes: | 14668 | 
1955.0. "Bridge Humor" by DAVIDB::DMILLER (This bug fix broke what???????) Wed Apr 09 1997 16:14
Newsgroups: rec.games.bridge.okbridge
David Stevenson posted, Tue, 8 Apr 1997
>  There was this large cocktail-and-bridge party.  Guests everywhere, 
>guzzling drinks, playing a few hands next to the pool, and so on.  Near 
>the end, the hostess goes into her kitchen.  It looks just as if a bomb 
>has hit it!  Glasses everywhere, some broken: dishes with canaps on, 
>some squashed: oh it was terrible.  What a mess!  She doesn't know where 
>to start clearing up.
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>  One of the guests comes in and looks around.
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>  "That's terrible," he says, "can I give you a hand?"
>
>  "Please", she says.
>
>  "You have ace-king to four spades, jack to three hearts ..."
>
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