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| 138.1 | | YUPPY::PANES | Its the Filth, Ma'am | Tue Dec 17 1991 16:09 | 24 |
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The Remington Nasal Hair remover - Ian Rush
A Clairol Styling Kit - Peter Beardsley
Scaletrix set - Terry Fenwick
A straw hat - Tony Adams
A passport - Ian "European" Wright
A brain - Paul Gascoigne
Stabilisers - Hughes/Klinsman
A Zimmer - Bryan Robson
A Team - Any North-East side
Elocution lessons - Jan Molby
A loan - Tottering Hopeless
Some fans - Wimbledon
A new car coat * - any Arsenal Fan
Thumper - Niall Quinn
A ticket for a match - Most Moancheater United Fans
Santa's little helper.
* Yes, that old chestnut
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| 138.2 | | ASKFOR::HAIGH | A vision of guerrilla goodness. | Tue Dec 17 1991 16:25 | 11 |
| Like it! But there's 2 I don't understand;
A Zimmer - Bryan Robson
Thumper - Niall Quinn
?
Steve
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| 138.3 | Rudolph , Prancer , Dancer,,,,er thats it | YUPPY::PANES | Its the Filth, Ma'am | Tue Dec 17 1991 16:42 | 27 |
| <<< Note 138.2 by ASKFOR::HAIGH "A vision of guerrilla goodness." >>>
The Contact 400 is addling my brain
> A Zimmer - Bryan Robson
^^^^^^^^
The market leader in walking frames.
> Thumper - Niall Quinn
Quinn reminds me of Bambi. Thumper was the rabbit who uttered the
immortal lines
"Kinda wobbly ain'tcha"
And now for some paracetemol.
Stuart
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| 138.4 | | YUPPY::PANES | Its the Filth, Ma'am | Tue Dec 17 1991 16:43 | 13 |
| .,..oops forgot..
A night out with the Harlem Globetrotters....
Ron Noades
Stuart
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| 138.5 | Presents | ESSB::BLONG | The Scousers Trophy Cabinet is Empty | Tue Dec 17 1991 18:19 | 9 |
| A girlfriend : Jan Molby
A goal against UNITED : Ian Rush
A smile : Kenny Dalglish
A facelift : Peter Beardsley
A haircut : Vinny Jones
�rian.
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| 138.6 | | CURRNT::PAGED | Christmas is a krankheit | Tue Dec 17 1991 18:24 | 7 |
| A goal
For David Pleat.
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| 138.7 | some more ideas | KERNEL::HAWLEYI | its a monster!!! | Tue Dec 17 1991 18:31 | 12 |
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some more...
Jimmy Hill - a signed photo of Peter Beardsley.
Lee Chapman - a goal from more than 10 yards out.
The Man Utd team - a 10p piece....the only silver they'll get their
hands on this season.
Brian Long - a Liverpool scarf :-)
George Courtney - ditto
Ian.
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| 138.8 | My Pressies | ESSB::MCUNNIFFE | LEEDS-STUFF THE MANCS | Tue Dec 17 1991 20:39 | 18 |
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Present player
======= ======
Footballing ability Mike "useless" Phelan
facelift Steve Bruce
Oscar (for perfecting Diving) Mark Hughes
Hope (of a league medal) Bryan Robson
League goal Paul Ince
Euro footballer of year award TGA
A brain Tony Adams
A brain cell Fat Boy Gazza
full fitness Ronnie & Barnsie
No Irish connections Vinny Jones
Cunno
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| 138.9 | Either that or a double intruder | KIRKTN::SPATON | Catch me if I fall | Tue Dec 17 1991 20:48 | 2 |
| A one way ticket to Stammford Bridge - Hans Gillhaus
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| 138.10 | | FUTURS::DAGLESS | May 16th, 1990 | Tue Dec 17 1991 21:21 | 9 |
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A triangle for *the* Newcastle fan!
It's the only way he'll get 3 points :-)
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| 138.11 | Can't beat em join em. | WELCLU::BWALKER | Come on you Hatters. | Tue Dec 17 1991 23:54 | 9 |
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How about a cruise control that will engage at 5mph.
For one D. Pleat.
Regs.
Barry.
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| 138.12 | | ASKFOR::HAIGH | A vision of guerrilla goodness. | Wed Dec 18 1991 09:47 | 12 |
| Re .3,
kinell! I don't feel so bad about asking now!
A penalty taker - Peter Reid.
A compass - David Batty.
Umbrellas for Rudi V�ller and Frank Rijkard.
A friend - Effenberg.
Steve
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| 138.13 | | FUTURS::DAGLESS | May 16th, 1990 | Wed Dec 18 1991 09:55 | 3 |
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A Newcastle United watch for Mickey Mouse!
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| 138.14 | some more.. | TRUCKS::SANT | | Wed Dec 18 1991 10:11 | 25 |
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A new trophy cabinet for the League Championship for Alex Ferguson 8-)
A wooden hand-carved fruit bowl to put the sour grapes in for this
conference's Liverpool fans.
Plastic surgery for Ian "Elephant Man" Rush.
Day-trip to Merseyside for Ian..
A smile for George Graham.
Early relegation for Luton.
Forgiveness for '89 from his new fans for Michael Thomas.
Passing lessons for Gary Ablett.
Bottle of non-alchoholic lager for Tony Adams/Terry Fenwick.
..and an enjoyable, safe, merry Christmas and a happy and prosperous
New Year to one and all!
Andy.
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| 138.15 | Terry needs a straight jacket...!!! | SCOAYR::GMCKEE | | Wed Dec 18 1991 10:41 | 23 |
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75 Million pounds for a stadium - Terry Cassidy ( He thinks Santa's
bringing it !! )
Red and Black stripey jumper - Tony (Elm Street) Mowbray
2 games in a row - Gillespie
Paul McSTAY - Celtic fans.
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And for those up north
Inflatable rubber sheep
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And for the Govan boys
More of the same - The Teddy Bears
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| 138.16 | | DBCIC1::RUSSELL | | Wed Dec 18 1991 10:47 | 3 |
| just one pressie;...
a win...............................Chelsea
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| 138.17 | | SUBURB::INV_LIBRARY | Santa Claus ate my hamster | Wed Dec 18 1991 11:56 | 13 |
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Graham Sourness - A new set of excuses
Graham Taylor - Ditto
Kenny Dalglish - Some good grace
Ian Wright - A baby grow ( so he can learn to grow up)
Jimmy Hill - A personality transplant
John Motson - A one-way ticket to Ulaanbataar
Mark McGhee - Twenty million pounds
You lot - An extremely alcoholic Christmas and six months
paid holiday!
jeff
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| 138.18 | whatever happened to the childrens film foundation | KERNEL::HAWLEYI | its a monster!!! | Wed Dec 18 1991 12:07 | 11 |
| re.17
Ulan-Bator? capital of Outer Mongolia?
TOO GOOD FOR HIM!
re. six months paid holiday..
yes please!
ian.
:-)
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| 138.19 | The Aldo Book. | ESSB::MCUNNIFFE | d i g i t a l | Wed Dec 18 1991 13:32 | 16 |
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The book "Inside Anfield", the John Aldridge story by Brian Woolnough-
Mainstream Publishing
for
All you crazy and fanatic ALDO fans out there. What a lovely Christmas
pressie this would make for the wife or the girlfriend and it's much cheaper
than going to a jewellery shop.
Best wishes for Christmas & drink plenty,
Cunno
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| 138.20 | | R2ME2::HINXMAN | There has to be a better way | Wed Dec 18 1991 15:03 | 6 |
| re .19
Looks like TGC is trying to drum up business for his second job
- divorce lawyer.
Tony
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| 138.21 | If only | MINDER::MACDONALDI | MUFC ECWC Champions | Wed Dec 18 1991 17:27 | 14 |
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TGA - A first division club (Man Utd !!!!)
Wimbledon - a crowd
Luton - a point
England - for Arsenal and Liverpool to win their respective Euro Cups
mac
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| 138.22 | you heard it first here! | KERNEL::HAWLEYI | its a monster!!! | Wed Dec 18 1991 18:04 | 6 |
| > TGA - A first division club (Man Utd !!!!)
an admission!!!
United fans want TGA!
Ian.
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| 138.23 | Who is TGA and who wants him | MINDER::MACDONALDI | MUFC ECWC Champions | Wed Dec 18 1991 18:09 | 9 |
| re: .22
>> United fans want TGA!
I meant it as an example, and to wind up Martin a little.
He's not good enough for UTD, maybe for Luton or Liverpool.
mac
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| 138.24 | though not as good as Hughes | KERNEL::HAWLEYI | its a monster!!! | Wed Dec 18 1991 18:19 | 4 |
| well im sorry, but hes a better striker than Brian McLair will ever
be...
Ian.
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| 138.25 | | KIRKTN::JJACK | | Thu Dec 19 1991 07:19 | 26 |
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A night out without becoming involved in a streetfight - Iain Durrant
A negative result from his Aids test - Richard Gough
A pair of sure grip gloves - Andy Goram
A Tony Mowbray mask - Iain Ferguson
A haircut - Terry Hurlock
Passback lessons - Nigel Spackman
An education - Durrant,Ferguson etc.......
A new chain for his crucifix - Mark Hateley
A personality - Walter Smith
A zimmer - David Murray
(and also a new stand that's been built properly & doesn't restrict the
back six rows to missing three yards of the playing surface)
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| 138.26 | | QETOO::CHAVES | Cunno Picked Utd to Win! | Mon Dec 23 1991 17:41 | 6 |
| He'd probably score as many at Utd as he has for Ireland. I'd prefer
we sign Cunno....
A happy holiday to all.
JC
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