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| 1121.1 |  | JRDV04::DIAMOND | segmentation fault (california dumped) | Wed Nov 23 1994 16:41 | 3 | 
|  |     I'm afraid I don't know how to interpret .0.  Are these jingles?
    
    -- Norman Diamond
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| 1121.2 |  | BBRDGE::LOVELL | � l'eau; c'est l'heure | Thu Nov 24 1994 00:08 | 14 | 
|  | 
	Very good Derek
	I have a wireless spread spectrum device - lesser vocab.  Most
	calls are something like;
	green, Green:
	Green, green:
	YELLOW, yellow, YELLOW, yellow
	dark..............................................
	yellow, YELLOW
	dark .............................................
etc.
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| 1121.3 | with actions... | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Bushies do it for FREE! | Sat Nov 26 1994 21:37 | 39 | 
|  |     G'day,
    
 <<< Note 1121.1 by JRDV04::DIAMOND "segmentation fault (california dumped)" >>>
    I'm afraid I don't know how to interpret .0.  Are these jingles?
    
    -- Norman Diamond
    
    
    Oh for the over the pond listeners.....
    
    for green, green  substitute greeeeen, greeeeeen
    
    
    ie 
    green, green = ring, ring
    Yellow = hello
    Blue (someone's name)
    red some response
    
    black,black.... idle chatter
    
    pink the sound of the receiver going back on the hook...
    
    
    should be done with the right hand with index and next two fingers
    curled, thumb and little finger extended to make like a phone. hang
    hand down. After some number of green, greens,during which it shakes
    gently, put hand to ear and away you go. put back down for the
    pink.....
    
    make sense, Norman? Give it a burl...
    
    
    Usually goes down well after a few bevvies...
    
    
    derek
    
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| 1121.4 |  | JRDV04::DIAMOND | segmentation fault (california dumped) | Sun Nov 27 1994 17:34 | 6 | 
|  |     OK.  .2 helped a bit, but I still didn't figure out those meanings
    for blue and red.
    
    Our phones go purple purple purple purple purple.
    
    -- Norman Diamond
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| 1121.5 |  | NOVA::FISHER | now |a|n|a|l|o|g| | Thu Jun 15 1995 08:11 | 6 | 
|  |     This note reminded me of one of Lily Tomlin's "Ernestine" lines:
    
    "Madam, we at the Telephone Company do not consider black to be
    colored!"
    
    ed
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| 1121.6 |  | JRDV04::DIAMOND | segmentation fault (california dumped) | Thu Jun 15 1995 22:10 | 3 | 
|  |     That's not politically correct any more.
    
    She now has to say that a telephone of color isn't a telephone of color.
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| 1121.7 | Colour (sic) Radio | wook.mso.dec.com::mold.ogo.dec.com::lee | Wook like book with a W | Wed Sep 20 1995 22:51 | 7 | 
|  | Actually, I have a radio that does color:
Browwwwn, Browwwwn, pink, pink, black, black, black,...
At least on the AM dial.
Wook
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| 1121.8 |  | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | My Cow is dead! | Thu Sep 21 1995 15:28 | 11 | 
|  |     G'day,
    
     Mr Wook... good to see you, to see you, good!
    
    
    color (like this note) is a pale imitation unless u are in it
    
    
    ;-)
    
    derek
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| 1121.9 | The water was generally clear unless I'd been there. | wook.mso.dec.com::mold.ogo.dec.com::lee | I'm sorry to hear about your Cow, Derek. | Sun Sep 24 1995 22:27 | 13 | 
|  | G'day, Derek.
Awww, ya makin' me blush....
If I be in it, best stay up wind o' me.
I remember a creek out behind my old elementary school that went "purple, 
purple, purple". Quite pleasant on a lazy summer afternoon. That was back 
during my "civil engineering" phase. I'm sure you are all aware that the 
fifth fundamental force in the universe (at least in the days before 
electro-weak and TOEs [TsOE?]) is the attraction between boys and mud.
Wook
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| 1121.10 |  | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | My Cow is dead! | Mon Sep 25 1995 14:45 | 11 | 
|  |     G'day,
    
>If I be in it, best stay up wind o' me.
    
 If you're in it upto your chin,
    
    Don't make waves...
    
    
    
    dj
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