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| 1024.1 |  | JIT081::DIAMOND | Pardon me? Or must I be a criminal? | Thu Feb 11 1993 20:27 | 0 | 
| 1024.2 | I doubt we'll see it :-) | SQM::TRUMPLER | Help prevent truth decay. | Fri Feb 12 1993 08:10 | 5 | 
|  |     Murphy's Law will, I'm sure, make it difficult to enter the
    explanation here.
    
    (See .1 as an example.)
    >M
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| 1024.3 | I didn't like the presenter either | FORTY2::KNOWLES | DECspell snot awl ewe kneed | Mon Feb 15 1993 06:47 | 10 | 
|  |     There was a Timewatch special or Antenna or Horizon or some such TV
    programme on just this point quite recently. I didn't take a lot
    of it in, but there was plenty of newsreel footage of aircraft
    taking off or landing or both - I think it may have been some
    early ('30s?) USAF research program that claims to have codified
    the law; I wasn't convinced, so didn't retain much of the info.
    
    Maybe the programme will be repeated.
    
    b
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| 1024.4 |  | VMSNET::S_VORE | I Feel the Need... for Speed | Mon Feb 15 1993 08:21 | 3 | 
|  |     >Maybe the programme will be repeated.
    
    But only when you're out and your VCR's broken.
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| 1024.5 | TQM aims to eliminate Murphee | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Bushies do it for FREE! | Mon Feb 15 1993 17:41 | 20 | 
|  |     G'day,
     As I recall 'twas one Murphy, member of USAF who read the manual to
    change engine oil read
    
    
    
    page 1
    
    ...
    To change the oil, first remove the engine
    
    
    page 2
    oil inlet cover panel. 
    ...
    
    
    derek
    
    
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| 1024.6 |  | JIT081::DIAMOND | Pardon me? Or must I be a criminal? | Mon Feb 15 1993 23:35 | 15 | 
|  |     If I recall correctly, Murphy was a rather senior person (who was
    actually qualified too -- shows how long ago that was, when seniority
    was related to qualifications), who formulated the law in regards to
    one of his subordinates who was especially incompetent:
    if there was any way to screw something up, that guy would find it.
    
    Murphy's law is supposed to work recursively too:  if you expect
    something to go wrong, then it will go wrong differently.  But as
    you can see from .1, Murphy's recursive law failed.  I hit Control-Y
    at a time that I thought might do it, and it caused exactly the kind
    of failure that I was trying for.  It entirely failed to recursively
    fail.  That's not supposed to happen.  Now just to make things worse,
    I'll bet this reply will get posted properly.
    
    -- Norman Diamond
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| 1024.7 |  | JIT081::DIAMOND | Pardon me? Or must I be a criminal? | Mon Feb 15 1993 23:37 | 1 | 
|  |     P.S.  .5 is more superb than any owl.
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| 1024.8 |  | NOVA::FISHER | DEC Rdb/Dinosaur | Sun Feb 21 1993 09:45 | 3 | 
|  |     Murphy was an optimist.
    
    ed
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| 1024.9 | 1+1 ne 2 | BREYER::BREYER | the first RISC CPU was the PDP8! | Fri Mar 05 1993 12:59 | 16 | 
|  | I have kept for years a copy of an article titled "The Contributions of Edsel Murphy to 
the Understanding of the Behavior of Inanimate Objects", written by a D. L. Klipstein.  The 
copier, of course, cut off the name of the periodical at the bottom of the page, so I have no way 
of tracing it to the source.  However, I enjoyed it when I first saw it, and have continued to 
admire the perspicacity of the author as I have gained experience.
Among other gems is this brief paragraph, which succinctly codifies Murphy's Law:
" As is well known to those versed in the state-of-the-art, Murphy's Law states that "If anything 
can go wrong, it will."  Or, to state it in more exact mathematical form:
		1 + 1 <graphical symbol> 2
where <graphical symbol> is the mathematical symbol for hardly ever."
By and large, I have found this to be true.
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| 1024.10 |  | SMURF::BINDER | Homo unus sum, non homines omnes. | Fri Mar 05 1993 18:50 | 15 | 
|  |     .9 is a demonstration of Murphy's law, in that its lines are longer
    than the 80-column width of a standard terminal.  I can't make it all
    out...
    
    I don't still have a copy of the article, but I remember that the
    graphical symbol in my copy was a hand pointing to the right.
    
    The article lists dozens of corrollaries of Murphy's Law, including
    this one which every parent has experienced when assembling a toy for
    Christmas morning:
    
    "Tolerances will accumulate unidirectionally toward maximum difficulty
    of assembly."
    
    -dick
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| 1024.11 |  | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Bushies do it for FREE! | Sun Mar 07 1993 14:52 | 19 | 
|  |     G'day,
     I recall that article.... I was given a copy in September or October
    1967!!!! (I had just joined a new company so can time it fairly well).
    
    
    Included various supporting corrollaries.....
    
    
    such as the law of selective gravity
    
    and such wonderments as " If a component is required in quantities of
    N for a project, they will only be available in packs of N-1 "
    
    
    
    and of course that was later superceded by Cole's Law
    
    
    derek
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| 1024.12 |  | JIT081::DIAMOND | Pardon me? Or must I be a criminal? | Sun Mar 07 1993 19:05 | 2 | 
|  |     I guess it's rather useless to suggest that this note belongs in
    conference FOO::MURPHYS_LAW, because node FOO is always down.
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