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| 928.1 |  | TROU20::YUEN | OXYdized MORON | Fri Nov 15 1991 11:52 | 10 | 
|  |   The British also don't say "period"; they say "full stop".  Assuming
  an * is still called an asterisk, then *.* is "asterisk full-stop asterisk".
  What a mouthful!  I guess even "dot" is acceptable in that case.  I say
  "Star dot star" just because it's easier to say.
  Of course, the one-time I told my ten-year-old niece to look for a file
  on the computer by the name of BIRTH*.*, she typed BIRTHSTAR.STAR
  and she couldn't find the file.  8-)
  Duncan.
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| 928.2 |  | PENUTS::NOBLE | Those guys! They're so 90s! | Mon Nov 18 1991 07:53 | 11 | 
|  |     Yeah, those long-winded British! It's a wonder they ever get ANYTHING
    said!
    Actually, I don't know if you noticed, but "full stop" has one less
    syllable than "period", so they gain some time there. Also, "asterisk"
    is by no means a uniquely British affectation, even if it is the 
    "correct" name for that character. Most British people I know 
    (including myself) say "star dot star" just like you do. But I don't 
    think we learnt it from Americans.
    
    ...Robert
    
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| 928.3 | When in Gaul... | AZUR::HALDANE | Typos to the Trade | Mon Nov 18 1991 08:32 | 6 | 
|  | 	Mispronunciation rathole:
	
	Is it only among Brits that you hear "asterix", or do Americans and
	other English speakers do it too?
	Delia
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| 928.4 |  | MCIS5::WOOLNER | Photographer is fuzzy, underdeveloped and dense | Mon Nov 18 1991 08:50 | 3 | 
|  |     Some Americans say "asterix" and worse (I've heard "axterix")...
    
    Leslie
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| 928.5 | ass-to-RISC | NOTIME::SACKS | Gerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085 | Mon Nov 18 1991 13:32 | 8 | 
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| 928.6 |  | JIT081::DIAMOND | Order temporarily out of personal name | Mon Nov 18 1991 17:51 | 5 | 
|  |     Isn't it considered traitorous to use * in Britain?
    
    After all, in the U.S.A., it is the Nathan Hale operator.
    
    He had only one ass to risk for his country.
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| 928.7 |  | PASTIS::MONAHAN | humanity is a trojan horse | Mon Nov 18 1991 23:30 | 17 | 
|  |     	There is an *old* story from the Basingstoke TSC about the customer
    that phoned up and said
    
    "When I push British Rail all I get is a snowflake".
    
    	This was (quite reasonably) completely incomprehensible to the
    support staff. After all, British Rail frequently needs a bit of a
    push, particularly when there is snow about.
    
    	It turned out to be a faulty keyboard that was registering "*" when
    the "%" key was pushed.  "%" bears some resemblance to the British Rail
    logo.
    
    	There was a long discussion on Internet a year or two ago, with
    violent arguments about such things as whether "#" should be called
    "splat" or "hash". Anyone remember the Victor Borge piece on how
    English would be more intelligible if we pronounced the punctuation?
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| 928.8 | Also see topic 22 | KURTAN::WESTERBACK | Rock'n'roll will never die | Tue Nov 19 1991 03:46 | 1 | 
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