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| 896.1 | It took a while, but... | SOFBAS::TRINWARD | Wordsmith For Hire: (508) 870-0340 | Thu Jun 27 1991 20:07 | 81 | 
|  | [I got some off-the-mark responses, so I tried again...]
    
    	What is it you most like to eschew?
    
    	estobacco?
    
      or perhaps
    
    	bubble-esgum?
    
    
    See how easy it is??
    
    - SteveT
    
    	Keyboard-musicionans do things accordioning to plonan.
    
    (Best I can offoner at this time in the monorning.)
	Then, at last, a cogent reply:
    
WLDWST::DENTZ                                         9 lines  27-JUN-1991 08:16
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    Where does spam come from................???
	    
    Spigs....................
    AND ANOTHER:
    
43878::SIEVAX::JAMIE "Batteries not included!"        7 lines  27-JUN-1991 08:21
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    I don't know if I'm sincere or sincethere.
    
    I can't understand when I'm underdown!
   
    				Jamie.
    
    SO I COMMENDED THE EFFORT, and stoked the fire...
    
SOFBAS::TRINWARD "Wordsmith For Hire: (508) 870-034" 13 lines  27-JUN-1991 08:23
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       RE:   <<< Note 468.11 by WLDWST::DENTZ >>>
                                 -< Is  this right?? >-
    
    >>    Where does spam come from................???
         
    By George, I think you've GOT it!
    
    Alternate question:  what does SPAM do?
        
    It keeps your sfrying pan from ssticking!  ;o)
    
    - Steve, who's_glad_to_see_somebody_finally_catching_on
SOFBAS::TRINWARD "Wordsmith For Hire: (508) 870-0340" 8 lines  27-JUN-1991 08:25
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    RE:  >> I don't know if I'm sincere or sincethere.
      
    Just sign me,
    
    
    Sincetherely yothurs,
    
    - StevethT, who's_roollliiinnn_now!
         
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| 896.2 | Here's one more, approp to my node! | SOFBAS::TRINWARD | Wordsmith For Hire: (508) 870-0340 | Thu Jun 27 1991 20:22 | 8 | 
|  |     Question:  What is the best use for "Suppliers"?
    
	Why, to tighten "subbolts", of course!
    
    And 
    
    
    - Steve, who_thinks_this_is_more_fun_than_oughta_be_legal
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| 896.3 | Sorry about this ... | LEDS::JAPPE | Multiplex Servo'd Pods | Fri Jun 28 1991 19:24 | 9 | 
|  |     
    
    
    
    Woman A:  What did you do to your shair?
    Woman B:  Why I got it spermed?
    
    
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| 896.4 | YES! | SOFBAS::TRINWARD | Wordsmith for Hire:(508) 870-0340 | Fri Jun 28 1991 19:47 | 7 | 
|  |     I just KNEW this note had a purpose...
    
    re: .3  -- NICE!  NICE!!
    
    BTW, What did you supplant in your suggarden this susspring?
    
    - SteveT
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| 896.5 |  | SMURF::SMURF::BINDER | Simplicitas gratia simplicitatis | Sun Jun 30 1991 04:23 | 4 | 
|  |     What positions do you suppose the photographer's model exposed in
    while he was making exposures?
    
    -d
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| 896.6 |  | SOS6::MAILLARD | Denis MAILLARD | Thu Jul 11 1991 08:06 | 13 | 
|  |     French examples:
    
    - Qu'est-ce qu'un chalumeau?
    
    Une sorte de dromaludaire a deux bolusses.
    
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    - Qui fut le premier soupape?
    
    Soupiere.
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    		Denis.
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