| T.R | Title | User | Personal Name
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| 747.1 |  | THEWAV::MIKKELSON | Bill, I not be woolied. | Fri Dec 08 1989 19:54 | 6 | 
|  |     
    Wouldn't she be either "Mrs. Frederick March II" or 
    "Mrs. Tuesday March"?
    
    - snopes
    
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| 747.2 | Is this a Plant? | PASTIS::MONAHAN | humanity is a trojan horse | Sat Dec 09 1989 12:34 | 4 | 
|  |     	There are several others in a note with a title like
    "nominal punishment". As someone who has an Annie Seed in their family
    tree, and a Hazel Shute as a sister-in-law I think notes like this
    should be censored by the moderator.
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| 747.3 | Censor? | SEAPEN::PHIPPS |  | Mon Dec 11 1989 23:47 | 7 | 
|  |     The notes you mention are not the same.
    I admit this might be more appropriate in a humor conference but I
    believe this person is asking you to make up new names from a
    combination of two (or more) _real_ names.
    	Mike
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| 747.4 |  | SSGBPM::BPM5::KENAH | The stars of Sagittarius | Wed Dec 13 1989 00:18 | 11 | 
|  |     You mean like this:
    
    If Rose kennedy married John Philip Sousa, then married Billy Rose,
    then remarried Sousa, then married Pete Rose, then moved in with
    Gertrude Stein, she'd be:
    
    		Rose Sousa Rose Sousa Rose 
    
    			or Alice B. Toklas...
    
    					andrew
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| 747.5 | And she wouldn't go by any other name | GLIVET::RECKARD | Jon Reckard, 381-0878, ZKO3-2/T63 | Wed Dec 13 1989 13:11 | 4 | 
|  | Andrew,
You stole my entry.  I thought of almost the same thing last night.  (And
Rose Kennedy is a bit more elegant than Rose Marie.)
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| 747.6 | I read it somewhere | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Wed Jan 03 1990 20:42 | 4 | 
|  |     If Madonna had married Pete Fountain before she married Sean Penn,
    she would have been Madonna Fountain Penn.
    
    --bonnie
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| 747.7 | Carson had one --- | RCOSGG::GEMMEL | and now here's Mac and Tosh... | Wed Jan 03 1990 21:51 | 9 | 
|  | Jane Pawley dumps Gary and marries
	- then Fred Walley 
	- then Yankee Doodle 
	- then Henry Awl
	- then Dennis Daye
and you get
	Jane Pawley Walley Doodle Awl Daye
I'm just passing this one on, I do not take *any* credit for it
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| 747.8 |  | SSDEVO::EGGERS | Anybody can fly with an engine. | Thu Jan 04 1990 00:37 | 1 | 
|  |     .... or blame, I suppose?
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