Conference thebay::joyoflex

       Between = The gradual seperation of baby beet from Mama beet.
  
       Mutiny = A belly button that cannot talk.
  
       Industrial =  Fishing  tackle designed  to  catch furniture polish.
  
       Terry cloth = A fabric that tears real easy.
  
       Pnuemonia = The updated version of Old Monia.
  
       Joyfully = Bruce Lee's happy brother.
  
       Concert = A breath mint for an inmate.
  
       Popcorn = Husband of Momcorn.
       
                 
            - F.G. -
  

    
    Connect = Hung Inmate
    
    Conscribe = Inmate Writing Home
    
    Confound = Captured Inmate
    
    Concave = Solitary Confinement
    
    Continual = Lifer

    Concourses = Rehabilitation

        Mattress = That which goes between a Master and his Mistress.

    	Coincide = What you should do when it starts pouring rain.
    
    	Pornography = Obscene records you play on a pornograph.

    Consequence = Line-up
    
    Departs = What de whole is de sum of
    
    Caterers = Hepburn fluffs her lines
    
    

    
    Silicon = A dumb-witted inmate
    
    ;-)
    

       
       Trooper = The sound of an honest cat.
  
       Guilty = A hot beverage made from steeped fish.
  
  
  
                            - F.G. -
  

    Adversity = Jingle town
    
    Redundance =  Renaissance ball
    
    Guidance = Stag ball
    
    

    Literature = Trashy Music

    CONSTRUCT = TRANSPORTED INMATES

    Ireland = A hostile country.
    

    
    paradox = sky-diving medical team
    
    parable = what parachutists talk in the club-house
    
    parachute = open season on sky-divers
    
    paradigm = a sky-diver's small change
    
    paradise = a game played by parachutists
    
    paraffin = a sky-diving diver
    
    paragon = euphemism for a parachutist whose chute failed to open
    
    parapet = small furry animal owned by sky-diver
    
    parasol = the spirit of parachuting
    
    
    ...and the list goes on!
    
    Mat.
    *:o)
    

       Toxic = Speach induced nausea.
  
       Gloomy = How I want to be stuck to the wall.
  
       Merchant = Ritualistic native song about aromatic gum resins.
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       Boomer = Bad crowd reaction to --
  
       Cauterize = Line read from Gabe Kaplins doner card.
  
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                                (Rule break)
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       Remote control = Barely knowing what you're doing.
  
  
                           - F.G. -

    Paralysis = Disease suffered by skydivers with faulty chutes
    
    Paramedic = Physicians called to the scene of fallen skydiver
    
    Paranoid = Fear of skydiving
    
    Paraplegic = Skydiving amputee

    Catastrophe = Feline road pizza
    
    Cater = Asian Dinner
    
    Catapult = A cat on its way out of the house

Disaster:	What happenened when the woman backed into the 
		airplane propeller.

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re: .13

    
>    Paranoid = Fear of skydiving
    
Alternate definintion: Parachutist who wears plastic pocket protectors, wears 
black horn rimmed glasses, wears mismatched argyle socks, and writes MACRO 
code as a hobby.

    Leprechaun = Diseased Inmate

    Mickey Mouse = Chevrolet's Chief Mechanic
    
    

    programmer = one in favour of the cgs metric system
    
    (cgs=centimetre,gram,second as opposed to the now standard mks=metre,
    kilogram,second system)
    
    protester = one who tests something before it is finished
    
    protein = one who is not in favour of abolishing adolescence
    
    pro forma = the sadist who designs income tax and other forms
    
    promotor = one who has defied time by going before he left
    
    polly filla = do it yourself parrot food

       
       Blossom = The end result of a very boring equation.
  
       Possum = The end result of a very Fatherly equation.
  
       Pantry = A tall woody plant developed by Betty Crocker.
  
       Phantom = An antacid that doubles as a hand held cooling device.
  
       Custom = An antacid that makes one swear.
  
       Ferment = A hairy after-dinner breath freshning candy.
  
       Fester = "Owning up" while mixing what's in the kettle. (Think hard)
  
       Prologue = A piece of wood cut by an expert.

    abominable = oh no!  Ferdinand swallowed a hand grenade!
    

    abundance = synonym for cakewalk
    
    decagon = Digital in shock take-over by I*M
    
    patron = congratulate Mr Reagan
    
    Mat.
    *:o)
    

    

    DELIGHTED = A DEAD FIREFLY
    
    CONCRETE = HARDENED CRIMINAL
    
    CONCUPISCENCE = INMATE REASONING
    
    CONFLICT = INMATE FIGHT
    
    CONGRESS = UNCAPTURED INMATES
    
    CONSCIENCE = STUDY OF INMATES
    
    CONSORT = INMATE HAIRSPRAY
     
    CONSTRICTOR = INMATE STRAIGHT JACKET
   

    unrelenting  -- (n) to refuse to fast again

    tantamount  --  (1) an allowance from dad's sister
		    (2) auntie's horse

    Situation -- A bigot offering someone from China or Japan a chair

>    Situation -- A bigot offering someone from China or Japan a chair

and in the same vein;

Fluctuations -- a curse to orientals (Oh, yeah! Fluck you Americans too!)

Pete

    microwave - greeting between small computers

    parking - average male monarch
    
    thinking - a skinny one
    
    
    Joe

    
    Sinking - paramount transgressor
    
    Contraction - orthopedic therapy for inmates
    
    Tumor - an extra pair
    
    Urine - opposite of "You're out"
    
    Dilate - to live longer
    
    Barium - what to do when CPR fails

European - what you're doing at the urinal

    
    >  European - what you're doing at the urinal
    
    Finnish - what you are when you walk away from it
    
    Russian - what you were before you got to it
    
    
    
    Reminds me of the cartoon showing four men lined up outside the men's
    room.  
    
    The caption..."The only time when a full house beats four of a kind."

    inkling - the misunderstand that arises when there
              has been insufficient detail given
              (ie not enough ink was used to describe something)