| T.R | Title | User | Personal Name
 | Date | Lines | 
|---|
| 651.1 | Scratching for our Clients!! | CSCOA3::CONWAY_J | Marietta Cuisenart | Tue Apr 11 1989 19:18 | 1 | 
|  |     Eczema, Psorriasis , and Sebborhea               (law firm)
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| 651.2 |  | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Wed Apr 12 1989 01:32 | 4 | 
|  |     
    Lock, Stock, and Barrel
    	-- specialists in handgun violations ??
    
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| 651.3 | Oaths and threats | INCH::PREECE | Just a shallow hole, Moriarty. | Wed Apr 12 1989 09:59 | 9 | 
|  |     
    How about the old-established firms of 
    
    Morgidge, Mildew and Mold  - Estate Agents (Realtors to our colonial
    						cousins.)
    Sue, Grabbit and Run       - Lawyers
    
    and   Lyre and  Fiddel     -   "      - and this one's real ! 
    					   - It's in Ireland.
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| 651.4 | Runne? | COMICS::DEMORGAN | Richard De Morgan, UK CSC/CS | Wed Apr 12 1989 11:13 | 3 | 
|  |     Re .3: I thinks it's "Sue Grabbit and Runne" (from Private Eye,
    the UK satirical magazine from which I extract "Colemanballs" for
    VNS).
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| 651.5 | I'm told it exists in Devon... | INBLUE::HALDANE | Typos to the Trade | Wed Apr 12 1989 13:36 | 3 | 
|  | 			I. Cain, family butcher.
	Delia
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| 651.6 | This one will run(ne) and... | INCH::PREECE | Just a shallow hole, Moriarty. | Wed Apr 12 1989 13:46 | 8 | 
|  |     
    re.4(re.3)
    
    I stand corrected, Sue Grabbit & Runne, it is !
    Knew I'd heard it somewhere, couldn't place it.
    
    Thanks
    Ian
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| 651.7 |  | CUPMK::SLOANE | Opportunity knocks softly | Wed Apr 12 1989 15:14 | 4 | 
|  |     
   ... and the senior partner is Sue M. Fast.
                               
   Bruce 
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| 651.8 | Attorneys at Law | CRLTRX::treese | Win Treese, Cambridge Research Lab | Wed Apr 12 1989 19:38 | 5 | 
|  | Solitary, Poor, Nasty, Brutish, and Short
(from the door of a former manager of mine)
	- Win
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| 651.9 | close... | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Wed Apr 12 1989 20:24 | 11 | 
|  |     Well, this isn't a law firm, it's an advertising agency from Monty
    Python (from the "String Sketch", off the Contractual Obligations
    Album)
    
    Mousebat, Follicle, Goosecreature, Ampersand, Spong, Wapcaplet, Looseliver,
    Vendetta and Prang
    (or a reasonable facsimile)
    
    -Jody
    
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| 651.10 |  | DECWET::GETSINGER | Eric Getsinger | Thu Apr 13 1989 02:11 | 3 | 
|  |     How about:
    
    Ambu, Lance, Chaser and Moore
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| 651.11 | Cast your mind back... | FOOT::PREECE | Just a shallow hole, Moriarty. | Fri Apr 14 1989 09:42 | 9 | 
|  |     
    Messrs. Mousehabit, Kneepthigh, Cattermole and Trusspott,
    Solicitors and Commissioners for Oaths .
    
    Not real, but who remembers where they came from ?
    
    (This is beginning to sound like TRIVIA !)
    
    Ian
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| 651.12 | Sounds like Beachcomber? | NEARLY::GOODENOUGH |  | Fri Apr 14 1989 12:25 | 1 | 
|  |     
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| 651.13 |  | FOOT::PREECE | Just a shallow hole, Moriarty. | Fri Apr 14 1989 14:58 | 1 | 
|  |     Nope.  A little west and down a bit.
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| 651.14 | For real | RUTLND::DDAUGHERTY |  | Mon Apr 17 1989 19:11 | 2 | 
|  |     Sugar, Swartz, Silver, Swartz and Tyler...
    In Detroit, Mi.
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| 651.15 | There's more... | MARVIN::WALSH |  | Tue Apr 25 1989 16:03 | 6 | 
|  |     Thomas Pynchon invented the firm of Nash, De Poore, Brutus, and Short.
    
    There is a firm of estate agents (realtors) here in Reading called
    Vanderpump and Wellbeloved (true!!)
    
    Chris
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| 651.16 |  | FDCV06::CALLAHAN | Joe Callahan, US Telcom, 223-2768 | Thu May 11 1989 19:49 | 5 | 
|  |     When I lived in South Carolina many years ago one of the major utility
    companies was 
          
    PEOPLE'S NATURAL GAS  (I wasn't as conscious of words then so I am
    			  guessing about the placement of the ')
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| 651.17 | Hotblack Desiato "SOLD" | AYOV18::BRIGHTTHOMAS |  | Thu Jun 29 1989 16:14 | 8 | 
|  |     
    For those of you interested in Hitch-Hiker's Guide trivia (H2G2)
    the name of Ford's Disaster Area 'Wow, did he ever make it mega-big'
    friend Hotblack Desiato is taken from an estate agent's operating
    in West London. I actually saw one of these signs in Swiss Cottage
    and was sorely tempted to relocate it on my bedroom wall.
    
    PBT, the H2G2 know-it-all.
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| 651.18 | Fictional law firms | ORION::HECKMAN |  | Thu Jul 13 1989 17:56 | 6 | 
|  | 
    From Tom Wolfe's novel _The_Bonfire_of_the_Vanities_ :
    
    
    		Dunning Sponget and Leach
    		Curry Goad and Pesterall
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| 651.19 |  | UBOHUB::SWANN | Mike Swann | Wed Mar 07 1990 14:45 | 6 | 
|  |     A bit late adding this.  
    
    There is a medical group practice in the UK called:
    
    Hunt, Lunt, and Cunningham.
    
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| 651.20 | Lawless & Lynch (real) | HPSCAD::ALTMAN | BARB | Thu Apr 25 1991 20:43 | 0 |