Conference thebay::joyoflex

    Re .0 (Bonnie):
    
    Well,
    
    The anticapitory avian acquires the nematode.
    
    ... has a ring to it. ;-)
    
    Steve Kallis, Jr.

    Steve,
    
    The radio announcer read a number of these bits. I thought
    they were really cute and wondered if other joyoflexers would
    like to try them.
    
    Here is another....
    
    A hardened mass of earthy matter rotating on its axis will be
    free of marshy substances.
    
    Bonnie

    
    My English may not be as good today as it was yesterday but I 
    believe the trasnlation for .2 is:
    
    "Some managers never get action items"  :-)
    
    jc

    Re .2
    
    Mick Jagger has no toup�?

    When feline creatures are absent rodents are apt to engage in
    recreational activites.
    
    Bonnie

    One should not place the sum of ovulation products in an unique
    wicker transporter.
    
    A superfluity of preparers of ingestibles can have a deleterious effect
    upon the quality of an aqueous solution of animal essences.
    
    Do not take an inventory of infant fowl until the successful conclusion
    of the collective incubation process.
    
    Armed conflict is homeomorphic with the regions of infernus.
    
    A dozing canine should be allowed to remain in a prone state.
    
    Steve Kallis, Jr.

    Re: .6 I don't recognise the penultimate morphology.
    
    Jeff.

    Wow! that was quick!
    
> From:	LESCOM::KALLIS       24-FEB-1989 15:47:04.81
>
>    Jeff--
>    
>    Whicvh one(s)?
>    
>    Steve K.
    
    The penultimate one, as I said :-)

> From:	WMOIS::B_REINKE     24-FEB-1989 15:47:39.64
>
>    do you mean 'war is hell'?
>    
>    Bonnie
    
    Exactly.  As I surmised, but not heard of that one before.
    
    Jeff.

    Re .8 (Jeff):
    
    >Exactly.  As I surmised, but not heard of that one before.
    
    "War is Hell" was attributed to General Sherman, though I don't
    doubt it's been said many times before.
    
    Steve Kallis, Jr.
    
    P.S.:
    
    How about "An avian contained in the manual member is of equal (or
    greater) value to a brace in the shrubbery."?

    G'day
    
    Tumultuous applause  causes incandescent luminosity
    
    djw
    

    
    In consideration of waterward tractation of an equine and its
    forced imbibery thereof, the latter proposition is not possible,
    at least with reference to yourself as agent.
    
    Richard.

    
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         TRUE & TRUE -/-> TRUE
    
    
    Which isn't true anyway, as any logician will tell you.

    how about:
    
    A pre-emptive suture obviates the necessity for a nonaplicity.
    
    Superfluous self-esteem precedes a rapid loss of potential energy.

    
    Well, ain't that just mammary glands on a small round cracker.
    
    He let the feline out of the burlap container.
    
    We're in corpulent municipality now.
    
    
    -- Glinch

    Defecate, or perform a lateral translation normal to the waste
    management facility...

    Formerly, I was unable even to spell the word "enginear" correctly;
    yet now I find - much to my amazement - that it is exactly that which
    I have become!
    
    (This one could still use some work, but you get the idea...)

    "My client has been reduced to a state of such poverty that he has
    neither a vessel in which to relieve himself nor a window through
    which to cast it!"

   in re the divorce lawyer...
    
    I know I've heard that one before.. from the Elizabethian
    period perhaps? 
    
    :-)
    
    Bonnie
    

    I detect an unpleasant olfactory influence that suggests the present
    of a verminous rodent of moderate stature.
     
    I demand you provide me with a fracture.
    
    Refraining from discharging your weapons before the point at which
    their visual organs clearly reveal the region surrounding their
    irises.
    
    The rate of the passage of the hours is in no fashion affected
    by the presence or absence of any male individual.
                                                                
    
    

    In the vicinity of waste product can be found tokens of commodity
    exchange.
    
    Time is like anything but now.
    
    

    re .16
    
    I assume everybody in DEC knows why XCON (the expert system for
    configuring Vaxes) started out life called R1.
    
    
    
    A year ago I couldn't even spell "Knowledge Engineer" but now I
    ...

    A minuscule increment of acquired data equates with an item of peril.
    
    The subjects trailed the one under discussion in the manner of
    immature ovines proceeding to the abattoir.
    
    It would have been better had I remained beneath the counterpane.
    
    His mental porocesses are identical with an avian of the marshes
    known for its weird cry.
    
    The subject uttered a long mournful sound identical with that uttered
    by a spirit of Gaelic folklore that voices prognostications of imminent
    departure from this vale of tears.
    
    The current thermal condition replicates that of the regions of
    infernus.
    
    The lack of thermal output equates to that of the mammary organ
    of a rider of besoms who is known as a spellcaster.
    
    This is the equivalent of toting anthracite to the minimg city upon
    the Tyne.
    
    Daily ingestion of a specific pome fruit is an effective means of
    warding off visits from medical professionals.
    
    
     

    Let's slice the bovine fecal matter and get to the cardiovascular
    section of the physical substance.

    Decant petroleum upon the surface of roiled aqueous matter.
    
    A thermal condition such as might be found in an unprocessed pickle.
    
    As irrational as the mate of a vixen.
    
    As economically disadvantaged as a rodent residing in a chapel.
    
    

    Toil, with the complete exclusion of recreation, causes even the
    young ripper to become quite uninteresting.
    
    Bernie

    without detection of extra sensory deterioration there can be no
    increase in provident bounty
    
    

    An old Scottish proverb...
    
    One has need of an extended concave feeding utensil when partaking
    of victuals requiring mastication in the presence of one residing
    in the last remaining kingdom in Scotland.

    in re .27
    
    something like 'he who sups with the devil must use a long spoon?'

    Hmmm. A good guess .28, though not exactly right. To go back to .27
.27�    of victuals requiring mastication in the presence of one residing
.27�    in the last remaining kingdom in Scotland.
               ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    
    This is the tricky part. The Kingdom of Fife is the only remaining
    kingdom in Scotland.  Therefore...
    
    It taks a lang spune tae sup wi' a Fifer.
    
    Ian.

    Well, I was kind of wondering why you were implying that the devil
    lived in Scotland. :-)
    
    Bonnie

    G'day
    
    
    It's them divils in skirts.....
    
    
    which is a passing allusion to the Scots armies, I seem to recall
    
    
    derek

    There is precipitation if and only if there is an abundance thereof.

    That's an easy one...good thing, 'cause it's Friday!
    
    The early bird catches the worm.
    
    How's that??

    Either we have a great deal more to eat than we can possibly consume
    or we experience a long-term absence of even the minimum amount
    of food required to sustain life.
    
    Bernie

    Careful observation   of   contemporary   phenomena  compells  the
    observation  that  neither the fastest nor those with the greatest
    strength  are  always victorious, but one must take account of the
    era and the probability of winning.

    When progress is particularly difficult, people who have superior
    strength and unswerving determination are always motivated to action.
    
    Bernie

    When progress is particularly difficult, people who have superior
    intellect and perspicacity always endeavor to implement alternative
    methods less subject to the difficulty. 

    When progress is particularly difficult, people who have superior
    strength and unswerving determination are always motivated to examine
    and select merchandise for purchase.

    Dan

..and at this very instant, let's partake in an activity that is totally unlike
the previous one.

Arie

    There is no commercial or mercantile activity engaged in as a means of
    livelihood that equates to that pursued by vaudeville artistes.
    
    Jeff.

    It would be impossible to devise a course of instruction facilitating
    the learning, by the second generation female ancestor of the course
    designer, the skill enabling the oral near-inhallation of several
    examples of the unfertilised cell and accompanying matter produced
    by either a feathered creature (flying or otherwise) or an unusual
    mammal with a wide flat bill for the purpose of food gathering.
    
    Ian.

    People are unusual.

    Re: .42 spoken with a Yorkshire accent, no doubt?

    Seen affixed to the rear collision protection devices of some
    automotive carriages:  "Excrement occurs."

    Please initiate a walkout of organized labor the moment the ferrite
    rod begins to glow red.
    
    Bernie