| T.R | Title | User | Personal Name
 | Date | Lines | 
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| 436.1 | A Usenet signoff that I liked... | HARDY::KENAH | ROCK-> You are here <-HARD_PLACE | Thu Nov 19 1987 14:44 | 3 | 
|  |     I haven't lost my mind -- I have it backed up on tape.
    
    					andrew
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| 436.2 | Here's my two. | NATASH::AIKEN | What cheer, Netop? | Thu Nov 19 1987 16:02 | 17 | 
|  |     There's a warm spot in my heart for those who persue agricultural
    endeavors (care to see my feed and seed bills?), so my favorite
    is this simple admonition:
    
    	"Don't talk about farmers with your mouth full."
    
    And there's a warm spot in Hell for tailgaters, so for them I would
    display this:
    
    	"		W A R N I N G 			"
    
    	" THIS VEHICLE STOPS FOR NO APPARENT REASON     "
    
    
    
    -DICK
    
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| 436.3 | A couple of contributions... | GRNDAD::STONE | Roy | Fri Nov 20 1987 09:10 | 9 | 
|  |     One that I got a good chuckle from was a bumper sticker which read:
    
    "Happiness is seeing your mother-in-law's picture on the side of
     a milk carton."
    
    ...which leads to another favorite:
    
    "I'll start believing in equality of the sexes when I hear my first
     _father-in-law_ joke."
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| 436.4 | Another Agricultural Bumper Sticker | SKIVT::ROGERS | Lasciate ogni speranza, voi ch'entrate | Fri Nov 20 1987 13:30 | 7 | 
|  | re: .2
I saw an elderly flatbed chevy truck with farm license plates bearing the
bumber sticker:
	CRIME DOES NOT PAY.
  	It's a lot like farming..
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| 436.5 | Uh... | RTOISD::TINIUS | Be alert! America needs more lerts! | Sat Aug 20 1988 20:29 | 4 | 
|  |     
    "Watcha got on, your mind?"
    
    Stephen
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