| Title: | The Joy of Lex |
| Notice: | A Notes File even your grammar could love |
| Moderator: | THEBAY::SYSTEM |
| Created: | Fri Feb 28 1986 |
| Last Modified: | Mon Jun 02 1997 |
| Last Successful Update: | Fri Jun 06 1997 |
| Number of topics: | 1192 |
| Total number of notes: | 42769 |
Anybody recognise ?
Scintillate, scintillate, globule vivific,
Fain would I fathom thy substacne specific,
High up above in the ether capacious
Strongly resembling a gem carbonatious.
(Apologies if I've spelt anything wrong !)
If you do recognise it, know any more ???
| T.R | Title | User | Personal Name | Date | Lines |
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| 418.1 | I know! I know! | TOPDOC::JAMES | Tue Oct 06 1987 12:44 | 5 | |
I don't know any more, can I still say it's "Twinkle, twinkle, little
star"?
stella (I *know* my stars!)
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| 418.2 | several more to add to the fray | LEZAH::BOBBITT | face piles of trials with smiles | Tue Oct 06 1987 12:56 | 46 |
row, row, row....becomes
propel, propel, propel your craft
softly down liquid solution
ecstatically, ecstatically, ecstatically
existence is but an illusion
and three blind mice becomes
a trio of sightless rodents
a trio of sightless rodents
observe how they perambulate
observe how they perambulate
they scampered hastily behind the agriculturer's spouse
who removed their posteriors with a large cutting utensil
have you ever viewed such a spectacle as
a trio of sighless rodents
and (as if to go on ad nauseum) the old drinking song originally
was:
Show me the way to go home
I'm tired and I want to go to bed
I had a little drink about an hour ago
and it went right to my head
wherever I may roam
on land or sea or foam
you can always hear me singing this song
show me the way to go home
becomes (as I was taught)
Indicate the way to my habitual abode
I'm fatigued and I want to retire
Oh I had a libation sixty minutes ago
and it went right to my cerebellum
wherever I may perambulate
on terra or mara or atmospheric pressure
you can always listen to me chanting this refrain
indicate the way to my habitual domain
(all worded out - phew)
-Jody
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| 418.3 | From Misterogers... | CHARON::MCGLINCHEY | Get a Bigger Hammer | Tue Oct 06 1987 14:41 | 7 |
How 'bout:
Scintillate, Scintillate, dimimutive stellar orb
How I cogitate regarding your coordinates in Cartesian 3-space.
Ta-dum.
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